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(Click Orlando)   Man whose face was chewed off in zombie-like attack still recovering -- by strumming guitar. Wait, what?   (clickorlando.com) divider line 22
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2013-05-21 10:16:45 AM
FTA: He only had marijuana in his system.

Chew on that for a while potheads.
 
2013-05-21 10:29:56 AM

oneodd1: Chew on that for a while potheads.


Every violent attack in the US in the last 100 years was donde by a man wearing pants. Clearly congress needs to take a bite out of crime and legislate pants control.
 
2013-05-21 10:33:39 AM
Another hilarious "Wait, what" headline.
 
2013-05-21 10:37:43 AM

corronchilejano: oneodd1: Chew on that for a while potheads.

Every violent attack in the US in the last 100 years was donde by a man wearing pants. Clearly congress needs to take a bite out of crime and legislate pants control.


You may be right.
 
2013-05-21 10:42:53 AM
What this story made clear was that the existing drug tests out there are unable to detect some new drug that caused these events. It wasn't bath salts or PCP or LSD, those would have been detected. And grass by itself would NOT have that effect. Until they find out what drug is being distributed and/or contaminating grass, these cases will keep popping up. They still have no idea why this is happening.

It wasn't just grass.
 
2013-05-21 10:57:59 AM
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"Here's an old favorite of mine, y'all can sing along if you want. Like to hear it? Here it go:

♪ ♪ Found a place under a bridge to rest my head
Woke up getting face-munched by the living dead, woooo-ooooo-ooohh♪ ♪

Thank you very much, stay away from bath salts, y'hear?"
 
2013-05-21 11:14:23 AM
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2013-05-21 11:25:54 AM

UncleCal: And grass by itself would NOT have that effect.


Except that, IT DID.
 
2013-05-21 11:55:15 AM
I am about 100 yards from where that happened so this is kinda funny and kinda scary to recall.
 
2013-05-21 12:02:21 PM

trappedspirit: UncleCal: And grass by itself would NOT have that effect.

Except that, IT DID.


wasnt bath salts as well?
 
2013-05-21 12:04:15 PM
wow from the article it said only weed. how the heck can weed make you into a zombie?
it seemed he had the effects from bath salts
 
2013-05-21 12:44:32 PM
Why not just use one of these?
thefree3dmodels.com
 
2013-05-21 01:15:28 PM
Not impressed:

www.badassoftheweek.com
 
2013-05-21 03:09:36 PM

UncleCal: It wasn't bath salts or PCP or LSD, those would have been detected.


Apparently, they found undigested pills in his stomach, which they have been unable to identify...
 
2013-05-21 03:10:02 PM

oneodd1: FTA: He only had marijuana in his system.

Chew on that for a while potheads.


That shocked the hell out of me to be honest. I was certain that this guy had to be out of his mind on PCP or bath salts.
 
2013-05-21 03:59:09 PM
That's a serious case of the munchies. I prefer to just eat some cookies.....and cake....and ice cream......
 
2013-05-21 05:09:36 PM
So the anti-pot people are saying this guy ate another dude's face because he had the munchies?  I find that hard to swallow.
 
2013-05-21 05:18:06 PM

katerbug72: That's a serious case of the munchies. I prefer to just eat some cookies.....and cake....and ice cream......


Birnone: So the anti-pot people are saying this guy ate another dude's face because he had the munchies?  I find that hard to swallow.


Okay, after reading these two in a row my stomach hurts.

/Old enough to know people allergic to it who have LSD-like reactions to it. They are scary.
 
2013-05-21 05:39:32 PM

corronchilejano: oneodd1: Chew on that for a while potheads.

Every violent attack in the US in the last 100 years was donde by a man wearing pants. Clearly congress needs to take a bite out of crime and legislate pants control.


IIRC, Rudy Eugene was naked at the time he ate this fellow's face. That would make him pantsless.
 
2013-05-21 07:49:53 PM
My Neck, my hips
Eat my nostrils and my lips.
 
2013-05-22 01:31:14 AM
Sounds like he got some lessons from the Kill Master.
/DRTFA
 
2013-05-22 03:27:43 PM

UncleCal:
It wasn't just grass.



As far as anyone can tell, yes, it was just grass. Many people have horrible reactions to weed. Personally, I become extremely paranoid, go straight into an anxiety attack and have heart palpitations from the stuff. But have never had any problem with cocaine, opiates, acid, mushrooms, booze, mescalin, etc. It's well within the realm of likelihood that the cannibal simply had a horrible reaction to weed as many people do. You may want to believe there was some undetectable cannibalism causing additive in his weed, but all signs point to that substance being the weed itself in reaction to his own individual body and brain chemistry.
 
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