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(Biography Channel)   I pity the fool that don't wish Mr. T a happy 61st birthday   (biography.com) divider line 21
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2013-05-21 08:39:00 AM  
9 votes:
Drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk!
2013-05-21 08:55:15 AM  
7 votes:
I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day, I kept saying, 'I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later...' And when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he'll ever come back again, he said he didn't know.

/Homer
2013-05-21 10:57:13 AM  
4 votes:
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Happy Birthday, Mr. Breakfast!
2013-05-21 11:00:02 AM  
3 votes:
LOOKIN' MIGHTY FINE IN THEM JEANS, BOY.  WHY DON'T CHOO COME OVER HERE AND...
2013-05-21 10:50:09 AM  
3 votes:
If a fool falls in the forest and no one is around to hear his jibba-jabba, can Mr. T still pity him?
2013-05-21 10:29:30 AM  
3 votes:
No matter where he goes, there are fools in need of pity.
2013-05-21 01:27:20 PM  
2 votes:
Happy birthday Mr. T! Here's your present.
www.1dailybuy.com
2013-05-21 10:40:06 AM  
2 votes:
He's 61?

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My prediction?  ... pain.

/seriously, arthritis and stuff at that age, look out
2013-05-21 10:37:19 AM  
2 votes:
www.saynotocrack.com
2013-05-21 10:32:04 AM  
2 votes:
I don't know what he want's for his birthday, but I know he don't want no jibba jabba!
2013-05-21 08:53:00 AM  
2 votes:
I remember some Farker years ago who told us a story about Mt. T speaking at his elementary school. When it came time to meet-and-greet, Mr. T yelled "STAY OFF DRUGS!!! STAY IN SCHOOL!!!!" so violently that the kids started crying. That mental image still makes me lol.
2013-05-21 02:03:34 PM  
1 votes:
Eddie Murphy's impression of Mr. T was incredible.
 Hey boy, hey boy! Ya look mighty cute in them jeans. Now come on over here...
2013-05-21 01:27:32 PM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk!


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2013-05-21 12:25:46 PM  
1 votes:

Hiro-ACiD: His secret weapon to his beating cancer? Balls.
/atemyballs.jpg
//seriously tho, his pitied the cancer


Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Mr. T had cancer, but no longer has cancer. Therefore, Mr.T made Chuck Norris cry.  Q.E.D.

I remember there was a VH1 "Where are they now" special on Mr. T. It was 30 seconds long consisting of the text "He's right behind you."

Also, Mr. T was a member of the Psychic friends hotline but was kicked out for always predicting "Pain". Mr T's predictions always came true.
2013-05-21 12:14:29 PM  
1 votes:
I met Mr T in Long Beach.I said"yo T man",He said "hey white brother".
That was back in the '90's.To this day my sister calls me 'white brother'

End CSB......
2013-05-21 11:50:27 AM  
1 votes:
Fun facts about Mr. T:
- he has legs that move
- he's 12 inches high
2013-05-21 11:27:20 AM  
1 votes:
Mr. T is one of the best people that has ever been born, at least since Charlemagne. Happy birthday, little buddy!
2013-05-21 11:04:40 AM  
1 votes:

Big Beef Burrito: jayphat: Fark Mr T. Dude complaining about "the white man" keeping him down because he wasn't allowed to cut down trees on his mama's property. Dude, you bought a house in a historical neighborhood. And they told you beforehand the trees were an endangered species and couldn't be cut down to "help your view."  Farking idiot.

How did you manage to get that story so wrong?


The trees were keeping him down, so he cut down historical white men.
2013-05-21 10:43:28 AM  
1 votes:
His secret weapon to his beating cancer? Balls.
/atemyballs.jpg
//seriously tho, his pitied the cancer
2013-05-21 10:33:32 AM  
1 votes:
I tried, but he ain't got time for that jibba-jabba
2013-05-21 10:32:27 AM  
1 votes:
I remember when he was a lower-case t.
 
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