dickfreckle: I remember some Farker years ago who told us a story about Mt. T speaking at his elementary school. When it came time to meet-and-greet, Mr. T yelled "STAY OFF DRUGS!!! STAY IN SCHOOL!!!!" so violently that the kids started crying. That mental image still makes me lol.
jayphat: Fark Mr T. Dude complaining about "the white man" keeping him down because he wasn't allowed to cut down trees on his mama's property. Dude, you bought a house in a historical neighborhood. And they told you beforehand the trees were an endangered species and couldn't be cut down to "help your view." Farking idiot.
Big Beef Burrito: jayphat: Fark Mr T. Dude complaining about "the white man" keeping him down because he wasn't allowed to cut down trees on his mama's property. Dude, you bought a house in a historical neighborhood. And they told you beforehand the trees were an endangered species and couldn't be cut down to "help your view." Farking idiot.How did you manage to get that story so wrong?
Not_The_Target_Market: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x224]Happy Birthday, Mr. Breakfast!
chevydeuce: Amazing how some scrub bouncer was able to parlay a 10 minute appearance on That's Incredible or Real People back in 1980 into a "career".....ehh, whatever....Happy Birthday Mr. one trick pony T..../not bitter, just tired of people (more so than normal)
PanicMan: The one thing I can count on for my birthday is being reminded I share a birthday with Mr. T.
Hiro-ACiD: His secret weapon to his beating cancer? Balls./atemyballs.jpg//seriously tho, his pitied the cancer
tuckeg: Quick quiz (no googling)What was Mr. T's major in college? (he only stayed in school one year)
Sybarite: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk!
captjc: Hiro-ACiD: His secret weapon to his beating cancer? Balls./atemyballs.jpg//seriously tho, his pitied the cancerChuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Mr. T had cancer, but no longer has cancer. Therefore, Mr.T made Chuck Norris cry. Q.E.D.I remember there was a VH1 "Where are they now" special on Mr. T. It was 30 seconds long consisting of the text "He's right behind you."Also, Mr. T was a member of the Psychic friends hotline but was kicked out for always predicting "Pain". Mr T's predictions always came true.
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