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(Biography Channel)   I pity the fool that don't wish Mr. T a happy 61st birthday   (biography.com) divider line 64
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2013-05-21 08:39:00 AM
Drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk!
 
2013-05-21 08:53:00 AM
I remember some Farker years ago who told us a story about Mt. T speaking at his elementary school. When it came time to meet-and-greet, Mr. T yelled "STAY OFF DRUGS!!! STAY IN SCHOOL!!!!" so violently that the kids started crying. That mental image still makes me lol.
 
2013-05-21 08:55:15 AM
I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day, I kept saying, 'I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later...' And when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he'll ever come back again, he said he didn't know.

/Homer
 
2013-05-21 10:25:34 AM
Only 61? I thought he was a peer of George Takei.

/FABULOUS.
 
2013-05-21 10:29:30 AM
No matter where he goes, there are fools in need of pity.
 
2013-05-21 10:29:31 AM
YOU DONE BEEN PITIED!
 
2013-05-21 10:32:04 AM
I don't know what he want's for his birthday, but I know he don't want no jibba jabba!
 
2013-05-21 10:32:27 AM
I remember when he was a lower-case t.
 
2013-05-21 10:33:32 AM
I tried, but he ain't got time for that jibba-jabba
 
2013-05-21 10:33:32 AM
I tried linking to a video of the day he and Conan O'Brien went apple picking...but they all came from unstable websites.
 
2013-05-21 10:34:49 AM
I know there's really nobody to blame for this but myself, well, I don't know, maybe the Buffalo Bills, the Boston Red Sox, or Mr. T or, or the Jets...
 
2013-05-21 10:35:38 AM
When asked about his long term remission, he replied, "I pity the lymphoma that messes with Mr. T!"
 
2013-05-21 10:37:19 AM
www.saynotocrack.com
 
2013-05-21 10:40:06 AM
He's 61?

3.bp.blogspot.com

My prediction?  ... pain.

/seriously, arthritis and stuff at that age, look out
 
2013-05-21 10:42:15 AM
Happy Birthday B.A.
 
2013-05-21 10:43:28 AM
His secret weapon to his beating cancer? Balls.
/atemyballs.jpg
//seriously tho, his pitied the cancer
 
2013-05-21 10:44:55 AM
Amazing how some scrub bouncer was able to parlay a 10 minute appearance on That's Incredible or Real People back in 1980 into a "career".....ehh, whatever....Happy Birthday Mr. one trick pony T....

/not bitter, just tired of people (more so than normal)
 
2013-05-21 10:47:03 AM
hey subby, did your unoriginal ass hear this headline on NPR this morning too??
 
2013-05-21 10:48:52 AM

dickfreckle: I remember some Farker years ago who told us a story about Mt. T speaking at his elementary school. When it came time to meet-and-greet, Mr. T yelled "STAY OFF DRUGS!!! STAY IN SCHOOL!!!!" so violently that the kids started crying. That mental image still makes me lol.


Did he also impart any wisdom regarding the consumption of diary or greens?
 
2013-05-21 10:50:09 AM
If a fool falls in the forest and no one is around to hear his jibba-jabba, can Mr. T still pity him?
 
2013-05-21 10:53:24 AM
Fark Mr T. Dude complaining about "the white man" keeping him down because he wasn't allowed to cut down trees on his mama's property. Dude, you bought a house in a historical neighborhood. And they told you beforehand the trees were an endangered species and couldn't be cut down to "help your view."  Farking idiot.
 
2013-05-21 10:57:13 AM
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Happy Birthday, Mr. Breakfast!
 
2013-05-21 11:00:02 AM
LOOKIN' MIGHTY FINE IN THEM JEANS, BOY.  WHY DON'T CHOO COME OVER HERE AND...
 
2013-05-21 11:00:17 AM
Happy Brithday Mr. T!
www.jewmalt.com
...you need to work on your headlock technique.
 
2013-05-21 11:02:06 AM

jayphat: Fark Mr T. Dude complaining about "the white man" keeping him down because he wasn't allowed to cut down trees on his mama's property. Dude, you bought a house in a historical neighborhood. And they told you beforehand the trees were an endangered species and couldn't be cut down to "help your view."  Farking idiot.


How did you manage to get that story so wrong?
 
2013-05-21 11:04:40 AM

Big Beef Burrito: jayphat: Fark Mr T. Dude complaining about "the white man" keeping him down because he wasn't allowed to cut down trees on his mama's property. Dude, you bought a house in a historical neighborhood. And they told you beforehand the trees were an endangered species and couldn't be cut down to "help your view."  Farking idiot.

How did you manage to get that story so wrong?


The trees were keeping him down, so he cut down historical white men.
 
2013-05-21 11:27:20 AM
Mr. T is one of the best people that has ever been born, at least since Charlemagne. Happy birthday, little buddy!
 
2013-05-21 11:32:23 AM

Not_The_Target_Market: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x224]
Happy Birthday, Mr. Breakfast!


That shiat would shred the roof of your mouth and it was almost flavorless...but it had Mr. T on the box, so my cousin and I kept asking for it.
 
2013-05-21 11:32:52 AM

chevydeuce: Amazing how some scrub bouncer was able to parlay a 10 minute appearance on That's Incredible or Real People back in 1980 into a "career".....ehh, whatever....Happy Birthday Mr. one trick pony T....

/not bitter, just tired of people (more so than normal)


What do you mean one trick? He also plays that guy in the old navy commercials.
 
2013-05-21 11:33:41 AM
R.I.P. Mr. T.
 
2013-05-21 11:37:02 AM
But drugs were the only thing that helped me tolerate school.
 
2013-05-21 11:37:03 AM
Just last week, my 14-year old daughters got hooked on A-Team re-runs.  They like Murdock the best.
 
2013-05-21 11:50:27 AM
Fun facts about Mr. T:
- he has legs that move
- he's 12 inches high
 
2013-05-21 11:56:06 AM
The one thing I can count on for my birthday is being reminded I share a birthday with Mr. T.
 
2013-05-21 12:09:12 PM
Quick quiz (no googling)

What was Mr. T's major in college? (he only stayed in school one year)
 
2013-05-21 12:14:29 PM
I met Mr T in Long Beach.I said"yo T man",He said "hey white brother".
That was back in the '90's.To this day my sister calls me 'white brother'

End CSB......
 
2013-05-21 12:16:14 PM

PanicMan: The one thing I can count on for my birthday is being reminded I share a birthday with Mr. T.


Happy Birthday, PanicMan...

You share a handle with my own Panic Man, although his nick was two names rather than one...he did sport a mohawk occasionally back in the 1990s. RIP Panic Man, July 31, 1951-July 9, 2012, I really miss ya!

The original Panic Man:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/16462994@N06/8489872425/

Don't pity dis!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/16462994@N06/8766636385/
 
2013-05-21 12:23:39 PM
The original T party.
 
2013-05-21 12:25:46 PM

Hiro-ACiD: His secret weapon to his beating cancer? Balls.
/atemyballs.jpg
//seriously tho, his pitied the cancer


Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Mr. T had cancer, but no longer has cancer. Therefore, Mr.T made Chuck Norris cry.  Q.E.D.

I remember there was a VH1 "Where are they now" special on Mr. T. It was 30 seconds long consisting of the text "He's right behind you."

Also, Mr. T was a member of the Psychic friends hotline but was kicked out for always predicting "Pain". Mr T's predictions always came true.
 
2013-05-21 12:27:59 PM

tuckeg: Quick quiz (no googling)

What was Mr. T's major in college? (he only stayed in school one year)


Too late, I already googled...so I can't play.  :~p

(Made me laugh though...)

Favorite quote from the site I had already googled: "
He was expelled after only one year.
Deciding school was not for him..."

Ha ha!
 
2013-05-21 12:35:41 PM

tuckeg: Quick quiz (no googling)

What was Mr. T's major in college? (he only stayed in school one year)


What googling? It's in TFA.
 
2013-05-21 12:37:39 PM

PanicMan: The one thing I can count on for my birthday is being reminded I share a birthday with Mr. T.


Quit gift-grubbin'!
 
2013-05-21 12:39:28 PM

PanicMan: The one thing I can count on for my birthday is being reminded I share a birthday with Mr. T.


Just realized (okay, I admit I'm a little slow, but gimme a break, I haven't had my caffeine yet) that my own Panic Man was a contemporary of Mr. T. He would have turned 62 on July 30, 2012. Missed it by 3 weeks. (Note: He shared a birthday with Arnold Schwarzenegger. I share a birthday with Sly Stallone. And Nancy Reagan...!?)
 
2013-05-21 12:40:32 PM
Correction. He would have turned 62 on July 30, 2013.
 
2013-05-21 12:42:37 PM
I remember Super Dave Osbourne stunt.Where he talks smack with Mr.T.
One of his lines to Mr .T was"I have trouble picking you out of a room of gay guys"
 
2013-05-21 01:07:55 PM

tuckeg: Quick quiz (no googling)

What was Mr. T's major in college? (he only stayed in school one year)


Mathematics. I am actually pretty damn depressed that I know that. Now if I could just remember my anniversary.
 
2013-05-21 01:27:20 PM
Happy birthday Mr. T! Here's your present.
www.1dailybuy.com
 
2013-05-21 01:27:32 PM

Sybarite: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk!


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2013-05-21 01:43:33 PM
Mr.T's birthday, i hope he gotta lotta mo
 
2013-05-21 01:55:24 PM

captjc: Hiro-ACiD: His secret weapon to his beating cancer? Balls.
/atemyballs.jpg
//seriously tho, his pitied the cancer

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Mr. T had cancer, but no longer has cancer. Therefore, Mr.T made Chuck Norris cry.  Q.E.D.

I remember there was a VH1 "Where are they now" special on Mr. T. It was 30 seconds long consisting of the text "He's right behind you."

Also, Mr. T was a member of the Psychic friends hotline but was kicked out for always predicting "Pain". Mr T's predictions always came true.


That last one caused me to laugh heartily in the middle of a crowded restaurant. Good work, sir.
 
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