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(International Business Times)   She kissed a vampire and she liked it? Katy Perry reportedly dating Robert Pattinson   (ibtimes.com) divider line 45
    More: Followup, Robert Pattinson, Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, Chelsea Lately, Chelsea Handler, vampires, Daily Star  
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2013-05-21 08:27:38 AM
A true meeting of the minds.
 
2013-05-21 08:47:18 AM
www.laineygossip.com

Ermahgerd Vampers!
 
2013-05-21 08:55:18 AM
She liked it, but did he?
 
2013-05-21 10:20:22 AM
Who else just pictured sparkly knockers?

Just kidding. I ain't give a fark.
 
2013-05-21 10:24:27 AM
Bewbs
 
2013-05-21 10:27:30 AM
You mean Robert Pattinson is dating Katy Perry's tits
 
2013-05-21 10:35:17 AM
But I thought he's gay?
 
2013-05-21 10:36:09 AM
At least until he sees her with no makeup on.
 
2013-05-21 10:48:39 AM

TheLopper: At twunt least twunt until he twunt sees her with twunt no makeup on twunt.


The forms must be obeyed!
 
2013-05-21 10:53:16 AM
My mind hates me... I briefly read that as Pat Robertson
 
2013-05-21 11:00:13 AM
 
2013-05-21 11:00:38 AM
He could do worse. Actually, he has done worse.
 
2013-05-21 11:05:30 AM
just wait til he notices her wonky eye
 
2013-05-21 11:05:41 AM
Great, a lifetime of shiatty bubblegum pop music. Thanks a lot  A holes!!!!
 
2013-05-21 11:07:55 AM
"Let me see cock-flavored spit!" - Sterling Archer
 
2013-05-21 11:08:51 AM

Surly U. Jest: But I thought he's gay?


nope, just British.

/common mistake
 
2013-05-21 11:13:07 AM

docbenspock: Surly U. Jest: But I thought he's gay?

nope, just British.

/common mistake


Same difference.
 
2013-05-21 11:13:19 AM
Jezus crazed come dumpster.
 
2013-05-21 11:19:22 AM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: "Let me see cock-flavored spit!" - Sterling Archer


"Survey says?!"
/Shoots an Irish mobster in the knee
 
2013-05-21 11:21:16 AM
Went to Katy Perry thread and Come Up With New Text For Studman69 Competition broke out
 
2013-05-21 11:35:42 AM
Hmmmm, I read that Pat Robertson.  I was appalled.
 
2013-05-21 11:41:11 AM

LewDux: Went to Katy Perry thread and Come Up With New Text For Studman69 Competition broke out


I miss threads devoted to her chest. They were fun and didn't wreak of hatred for no reason other than fame.

I'm not quite understanding of pattinson hate either. He was okay on water for elephants and hp.
 
2013-05-21 11:44:39 AM
Hmm, I must be old and out of touch because I have no freakin' clue as to what is so physically attractive about this Robert Pattinson person.  To me, he looks pretty average.
 
2013-05-21 11:44:50 AM

EvilEgg: Hmmmm, I read that Pat Robertson.  I was appalled.


That would be the greatest relationship ever.

Make a donation to the Double D Club today!
 
2013-05-21 11:53:57 AM

PsyLord: I must be old and out of touch because I have no freakin' clue as to what is so physically attractive about this Robert Pattinson person.


His money might have something to do with it.
 
2013-05-21 12:01:29 PM

thecpt: LewDux: Went to Katy Perry thread and Come Up With New Text For Studman69 Competition broke out

I miss threads devoted to her chest. They were fun and didn't wreak of hatred for no reason other than fame.

I'm not quite understanding of pattinson hate either. He was okay on water for elephants and hp.


Plus, he actually utterly despises Twilight, from my understanding-he simply (and somewhat foolishly) didn't understad/know what he was getting into when he signs the contract. I'm pretty sure there's a lot of interviews out there where he talks about just how goddamn weird the last book is.
 
2013-05-21 12:21:40 PM
And now she's all sparkly.
 
2013-05-21 12:26:10 PM

Snatch Bandergrip: DMZ DEATH: Bewbs

In-farking-deed

http://izismile.com/2013/04/11/kinky_gifs_of_katy_perrys_boobs_31_gi fs .html


Totes not a bookmark.
 
2013-05-21 12:28:55 PM

Surly U. Jest: But I thought he's gay?


and he still is:

latimesblogs.latimes.com
 
2013-05-21 12:44:08 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com 1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-21 01:36:20 PM
www.hiblarious.com

celebrityhot2012.files.wordpress.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-21 01:50:18 PM
Read the headline in Tom Tucker's voice.
/dirty pillows!
 
2013-05-21 02:32:10 PM
This will end well, that I am sure of.
 
2013-05-21 02:32:29 PM
Katy will save a lot of money on body glitter by letting him come on her tits.
 
2013-05-21 03:36:58 PM
Robert Pattinson is British?
 
2013-05-21 03:46:47 PM

Felgraf: thecpt: LewDux: Went to Katy Perry thread and Come Up With New Text For Studman69 Competition broke out

I miss threads devoted to her chest. They were fun and didn't wreak of hatred for no reason other than fame.

I'm not quite understanding of pattinson hate either. He was okay on water for elephants and hp.

Plus, he actually utterly despises Twilight, from my understanding-he simply (and somewhat foolishly) didn't understad/know what he was getting into when he signs the contract. I'm pretty sure there's a lot of interviews out there where he talks about just how goddamn weird the last book is.


I thought all of the cast and crew, including the director himself, despised that series and openly mocked everyone who likes them.
 
2013-05-21 04:07:57 PM

Nurglitch: Robert Pattinson is British?


Go re-watch him in Harry Potter.
 
2013-05-21 04:24:17 PM
Much as I love her body, Katy has those crazy eyes.....................

Of course, that may have been caused by being married to Russel Brand..  He's a nasty looking kind of guy..
 
2013-05-21 04:32:03 PM

Snatch Bandergrip: DMZ DEATH: Bewbs

In-farking-deed

http://izismile.com/2013/04/11/kinky_gifs_of_katy_perrys_boobs_31_gi fs .html


#24:  "Hey what'd you do at work today honey?"  "Ah, it was a rough one... had to hose down Katy Perry all afternoon."
 
2013-05-21 04:54:14 PM

Ambivalence: He could do worse. Actually, he has done worse.


He's done so much worse, he was singing "Started From the Bottom" when the story dropped.
 
2013-05-21 05:05:27 PM

Snatch Bandergrip: DMZ DEATH: Bewbs

In-farking-deed

http://izismile.com/2013/04/11/kinky_gifs_of_katy_perrys_boobs_31_gi fs .html


Magnificent
 
2013-05-21 05:10:17 PM
I always had him pegged ass more of a glampire...

/vampires don't farking sparkle
 
2013-05-21 05:30:42 PM

RatMaster999: I always had him pegged ass more of a glampire...

/vampires don't farking sparkle


I'm sure he wishes that you did, in fact, have him pegged.
 
2013-05-21 06:22:06 PM

metallion: being married to Russel Brand..


i512.photobucket.com

/no thank you
 
2013-05-21 07:46:20 PM

Snatch Bandergrip: DMZ DEATH: Bewbs

In-farking-deed

http://izismile.com/2013/04/11/kinky_gifs_of_katy_perrys_boobs_31_gi fs .html


I know which part I'd bite first
 
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