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(Mirror.co.uk)   Confused former UK Cabinet minister thinks gay marriage will force him to marry his son   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 47
    More: Dumbass, Norman Tebbit, UKIP, European Election, Ed Miliband, Same-sex marriage legislation  
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2013-05-21 10:37:59 AM  
7 votes:

ImpendingCynic: The only way it's possible for this to end up with a father marrying his own son is if it's currently possible for a father to marry his own daughter. Is that possible? Then you have bigger problems.

I never understood the movement to ban gay marriage "because it will lead to polygamy, incest, bestiality" blah blah. Write the law limiting marriage to two humans of consensual age, and optionally no blood relation within n-degrees.

Done. Was that so difficult?


The greatest danger, and one we Torries are altogether opposed to, is the further loosening of the public morals that have shielded the Kingdom through the darkest of days. The grand old Anglican values of propriety, prudence, honour, and duty stand threatened by this most pernicious creep of base turpitude. When Hitler was bombing London, and the bread lines stretched for miles during the lulls between the ghastly explosions, from Tooting High Street to Piccadilly we stood firm in the knowledge that no one of us cowering in the rubble would stoop to such strange and depraved behaviour as to ask his own son to marry him! By the Queen's honour, with what fantastical perversions will Labour bedevil us next, I ask?
2013-05-21 08:29:32 AM  
7 votes:
I wonder if his son knows of his father's secret desire to marry him?
2013-05-21 10:32:24 AM  
6 votes:
"In a blistering, foul-mouthed rant, the former Cabinet minister said the Prime Minister had "f****d things up"

If I'm ever mentioned in a news piece, I'd like the pharse "in a blistering, foul-mouthed rant" to be part of it.


"Thanks for the weather, Pat.  And this from closer to home:  Local yob, Louisiana_Sitar_Club, made known his intent to donate half his annual salary to Habitat for Humanity in a blistering foul-mouthed rant."
2013-05-21 08:49:39 AM  
6 votes:
the former Cabinet minister even warned that same-sex marriage legislation could see a lesbian queen on the throne

www.biography.com
2013-05-21 11:11:47 AM  
5 votes:
i14.photobucket.com
2013-05-21 11:08:05 AM  
4 votes:
i14.photobucket.com
2013-05-21 11:14:13 AM  
3 votes:
If he's farking his son he should marry him.
2013-05-21 10:49:47 AM  
3 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: Imma marry a turtle and live happily ever after.


frog14.myweb.uga.edu


Have at it.
2013-05-21 10:30:48 AM  
3 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

derpy hyperbole
2013-05-21 10:18:06 AM  
3 votes:
I didn't personally teabag Hitler to death to see this disgusting filth, up with which I will not put!

/monster raving loony.
2013-05-21 09:57:09 AM  
3 votes:
Imma marry a turtle and live happily ever after.
2013-05-21 09:11:41 AM  
3 votes:
To be fair he looks lost and confused.  Does he know what year it is?
i1.mirror.co.uk
2013-05-21 08:40:13 AM  
3 votes:
From the comments:

"no1 said anything about ppl being able to marry their own kids u numpty"

Numpty, my new favorite insult.
2013-05-21 08:31:10 AM  
3 votes:
Check it out. They have morons across the pond too!
2013-05-21 12:38:39 PM  
2 votes:
Also...you guys are harshing on this dude, but in fairness, THIS is his son.

i.imgur.com
2013-05-21 12:34:22 PM  
2 votes:

CrazyCracka420: CrazyCracka420: Cythraul: CapeFearCadaver: jayhawk88: Yeah, like there's never been a gay or lesbian king or queen on the throne of England before *eyeroll*

They hid that sh*t properly though... by "marrying" someone of the opposite sex... and having fun with their entourage. See? You can do what you want, as long as you "marry" the proper person as God prescribes.

[static.diary.ru image 704x368]

This man likes the cut of your jib.

/also likes the cut of your jib

SOB...lmftfm

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 379x461]

/so that's what the Preview button is for...


I took it to mean you had something you wanted to share with us given your personal endorsement.

Or, put another way...

arch.413chan.net
2013-05-21 11:13:46 AM  
2 votes:
media.twirlit.com
2013-05-21 11:10:40 AM  
2 votes:
memecreator.eu
2013-05-21 11:10:15 AM  
2 votes:
i14.photobucket.com

/and possibly get divorced
2013-05-21 11:09:56 AM  
2 votes:
I wonder if he's harboring a secret desire to do so. That's so messed up even the Greeks didn't think of that one.
2013-05-21 10:52:38 AM  
2 votes:
www.bbc.co.uk
2013-05-21 10:52:27 AM  
2 votes:

Deathfrogg: CapeFearCadaver: Imma marry a turtle and live happily ever after.

[frog14.myweb.uga.edu image 401x534]


Have at it.


\o/

I'm destroying Traditional Marriage™
2013-05-21 10:41:56 AM  
2 votes:
Ooh, are we forced gay marrying British people? Because I call Emma Watson.

Because Emma Watson.
2013-05-21 10:39:21 AM  
2 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: jayhawk88: Yeah, like there's never been a gay or lesbian king or queen on the throne of England before *eyeroll*

They hid that sh*t properly though... by "marrying" someone of the opposite sex... and having fun with their entourage. See? You can do what you want, as long as you "marry" the proper person as God prescribes.


static.diary.ru

This man likes the cut of your jib.
2013-05-21 10:27:42 AM  
2 votes:
Yeah, like there's never been a gay or lesbian king or queen on the throne of England before *eyeroll*
2013-05-21 10:18:18 AM  
2 votes:
So he's against gay marriage because people could use it to "avoid" inheritance taxes? You Brits are so quaint. Let me just pinch those rosy cheeks.
2013-05-21 08:35:30 AM  
2 votes:
So has he already married his daughters?
2013-05-21 04:26:43 PM  
1 votes:
It's the poor man's Donald Rumsfield.
2013-05-21 03:08:50 PM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: To be fair he looks lost and confused.  Does he know what year it is?

i1.mirror.co.uk

"Where's Bobby? I want some fried chicken! The woman who comes in to clean steals from me! Who the hell are you people? Get out of my house!"
2013-05-21 11:53:26 AM  
1 votes:
What a Lesbian Queen (oh the horror) may look like

img.photobucket.com
2013-05-21 11:53:02 AM  
1 votes:
If stupid were gravity, this guy would be a Black Hole.
2013-05-21 11:46:38 AM  
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: Imma marry a turtle and live happily ever after.


CapeFearCadaver: Imma marry a turtle and live happily ever after.


I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper and keep him company.
2013-05-21 11:30:57 AM  
1 votes:
Don't laugh. That's what it could lead to

/slippery slope
2013-05-21 11:25:45 AM  
1 votes:

namegoeshere: Gergesa: Does anyone recall the Stephen Colbert mocking of Jeremy Irons about this?  It was hysterical.  Funniest take I have ever seen done by him.

Aw, come on. Not fair to tease with no linky.


Oh alright here

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/425101/april- 04 -2013/koko---jeremy-irons-on-gay-marriage
2013-05-21 11:18:46 AM  
1 votes:

CrazyCracka420: Cythraul: CapeFearCadaver: jayhawk88: Yeah, like there's never been a gay or lesbian king or queen on the throne of England before *eyeroll*

They hid that sh*t properly though... by "marrying" someone of the opposite sex... and having fun with their entourage. See? You can do what you want, as long as you "marry" the proper person as God prescribes.

[static.diary.ru image 704x368]

This man likes the cut of your jib.

/also likes the cut of your jib


SOB...lmftfm

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

/so that's what the Preview button is for...
2013-05-21 11:16:49 AM  
1 votes:
"When we have a queen who is a lesbian and she marries another lady and then decides she would like to have a child and someone donates sperm and she gives birth to a child, is that child heir to the throne?"

Finally, someone thinks of the children.
2013-05-21 11:16:14 AM  
1 votes:
Does anyone recall the Stephen Colbert mocking of Jeremy Irons about this?  It was hysterical.  Funniest take I have ever seen done by him.
2013-05-21 11:14:13 AM  
1 votes:

Cythraul: I wonder if his son knows of his father's not-so-secret desire to marry him?


FTFY. Seriously, he's aired his deepest, darkest desire in a national publication. I don't think Tebbit's homosexual tendencies can be denied any more. England has a new queen, and her name is Norma(n)!
2013-05-21 11:11:02 AM  
1 votes:
i14.photobucket.com
2013-05-21 11:06:07 AM  
1 votes:
He told the Big Issue: "It would lift my worries about inheritance tax because maybe I'd be allowed to marry my son. Why not?
"Why shouldn't a mother marry her daughter? Why shouldn't two elderly sisters living together marry each other?"


But enough about David Cameron's secret sexual fantasies...
2013-05-21 10:54:46 AM  
1 votes:

Cythraul: Judging by his appearance, and his views on social policy, I'd say he probably thinks it's 1865.


How dare  you besmirch the good name of Baron Tebbit by suggesting he's a lilly-livered modernising liberal!
2013-05-21 10:45:08 AM  
1 votes:

Cheron: lesbian queen

A great movie and band name


Its taken, I'm sure.
2013-05-21 10:42:40 AM  
1 votes:
lesbian queen

A great movie and band name
2013-05-21 10:32:55 AM  
1 votes:

jayhawk88: Yeah, like there's never been a gay or lesbian king or queen on the throne of England before *eyeroll*


They hid that sh*t properly though... by "marrying" someone of the opposite sex... and having fun with their entourage. See? You can do what you want, as long as you "marry" the proper person as God prescribes.
2013-05-21 09:19:10 AM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: To be fair he looks lost and confused.  Does he know what year it is?
[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]


Judging by his appearance, and his views on social policy, I'd say he probably thinks it's 1865.
2013-05-21 09:06:10 AM  
1 votes:
That's a mind-blowingly fallacious argument.
2013-05-21 08:35:37 AM  
1 votes:

Aarontology: Check it out. They have morons across the pond too!


Look up the term 'chav.'
 
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