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(Sun Sentinel)   Who's the luckiest person in Florida? Even luckier than the Lotto ticket holder of the $590-million jackpot? The estranged wife of a man whose gun malfunctioned three times as he tried to shoot her   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 45
    More: Florida, mess, bingo, Zephyrhills, gun malfunctioned  
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2013-05-21 09:00:19 AM  
A life is worth more than 590 million dollars?

LOL
 
2013-05-21 09:00:36 AM  
tried to shot her

You're drunk subby, go home
 
2013-05-21 09:00:39 AM  
FTA-  Even lickier than ticket holder of the $590-million jackpot purchased at a Publix in Zephyrhills on Saturday?

Apparently, she wasn't licky enough, or he wouldn't have tried to shoot her.
 
2013-05-21 09:01:04 AM  
If only she had a malfunctioning gun of her own, this tragedy could have been averted.

What?
 
2013-05-21 09:01:15 AM  
From what I read in the news, he would have had better luck had he been cleaning it.
 
2013-05-21 09:01:44 AM  
I hate it when someone tries to shot me.
 
2013-05-21 09:05:20 AM  
How do I shot wife?
 
2013-05-21 09:05:43 AM  
"hubby, 44, attacked estranged wife, 23"

44/2+7=29 years old, the youngest he should date/be married to.

There's your problem, Lou.
 
2013-05-21 09:06:05 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-21 09:06:32 AM  

LDM90: I hate it when someone tries to shot me.


Me too. So far I have been licky like the lady in TFA though, and haven't been hit.
 
2013-05-21 09:06:36 AM  
The shooter should sue the manufacturer.
 
2013-05-21 09:08:41 AM  

jonr: The shooter shoter should sue the manufacturer.



FTFY
 
2013-05-21 09:09:15 AM  
The word you are looking for is enshotulate. Jeesh.
 
2013-05-21 09:10:06 AM  
Probably a Jim****  $100 gun show special.
 
2013-05-21 09:10:54 AM  
God thing he did not set her up the bomb.
 
2013-05-21 09:11:12 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: tried to shot her

You're drunk subby, go home



www.wtflmao.com
 
2013-05-21 09:11:32 AM  
Licky for her he didn't have a shootgun.
 
2013-05-21 09:11:44 AM  
How do I shot wife?


With a shoot gun!
 
2013-05-21 09:14:16 AM  

The Muthaship: FTA-  Even lickier than ticket holder of the $590-million jackpot purchased at a Publix in Zephyrhills on Saturday?

Apparently, she wasn't licky enough, or he wouldn't have tried to shoot her.


Publix Zephyrhills sounds like an STD.

/thought I'd share that
 
2013-05-21 09:15:46 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: A life is worth more than 590 million dollars?

LOL


If it is your life, probably.
 
2013-05-21 09:16:59 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
Bang.

/ThisIsHowIShot
 
2013-05-21 09:18:41 AM  
The gun was obviously one of those cheap "Saturday Night Specials".

This attempted shooting would not have occurred had Florida, like some of the more progressive states, banned the things.
 
2013-05-21 09:26:26 AM  
Typo's aside, I'm glad the woman is safe. Even though she did OPEN THE DOOR.
 
2013-05-21 09:36:46 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: Typo's aside, I'm glad the woman is safe. Even though she did OPEN THE DOOR.


Yeah, I knocked myself out cold for a second with the facepalm at that point.
 
2013-05-21 09:42:22 AM  
I can't believe we don't have Snow reference yet.
 
2013-05-21 09:43:15 AM  
"But the fourth..."

i3.ytimg.com
 
2013-05-21 09:53:51 AM  
This is why you should ALWAYS keep your guns in good shape and in working order.  It worked so well, I'm sure he bought it by legal means *rolls eyes*
 
2013-05-21 10:13:52 AM  
Licky boom boom down.
 
2013-05-21 10:14:12 AM  
Thank you.
 
2013-05-21 10:20:37 AM  
You know how when you are trying to escape the zombies, and one of the zombies gets in your car and tries to start it and it won't start because it's flooded so he just cranks and cranks and cranks and it won't start and you're able to get away? This is like that.
 
2013-05-21 10:34:43 AM  
This guy deserves everything he gets. As a side note ladies - if you get a restraining order against someone GET A farkING GUN. Odds are he's going to break it and if you're depending on his good will and a piece of paper to protect you well you're in for a bit of a shock.
 
2013-05-21 11:00:46 AM  
That must have been the Hi-Point of her life.
 
2013-05-21 11:20:48 AM  

fnordest: That must have been the Hi-Point of her life.


What you did there, I see it.
 
2013-05-21 11:22:59 AM  
This is why you always clean your weapon.
/Wrong lesson?
 
2013-05-21 11:36:25 AM  

fnordest: That must have been the Hi-Point of her life.


I get it, but if it had been a Hi-Point we'd be reading a different article. I once bought a Hi-Point .45 just to beat it up and see if I could get it to malfunction, but it always ate every ammo I fed it and I never had any FTF/FTE/malfs. It was ugly and heavy but it went bang when I pulled the squishy trigger and put lead where I pointed it. There are "Hi-Point Torture Test" videos on YouTube to this effect also.

Would I buy another? Well, it's not going to replace my Kimber, but I wouldn't mind a cheapy truck gun.
 
2013-05-21 01:19:50 PM  
He needs to sue the gun maker for selling a defective product.
 
2013-05-21 01:20:43 PM  
Lucky that he didn't use a knife.
 
2013-05-21 01:35:14 PM  
Was it this guy?
www.apnatimepass.com
 
2013-05-21 02:11:24 PM  
Heinrich von Eckardt


The gun was obviously one of those cheap "Saturday Night Specials".

This attempted shooting would not have occurred had Florida, like some of the more progressive states, banned the things.


One of the junk guns banned in CA by their SNS/junk gun ban
media.liveauctiongroup.net
Pricetag+ $850.00
 
2013-05-21 03:29:56 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

All I could think of.
 
2013-05-21 04:05:37 PM  

Pick: Probably a Jim****  $100 gun show special.


My first thought was J-22...
 
2013-05-21 04:12:19 PM  
Good lord:

Villanueva-Vasque
Villanueva-Vasquez
Villanueva-Vasquezo

All in one article.
 
2013-05-21 04:33:30 PM  
And now they fixed the headline, so it looks like I need to go home, I'm drunk
 
2013-05-21 05:57:11 PM  
It was the Fiat of guns.

/got nothing
/want to go home
 
2013-05-21 10:34:17 PM  
God called while you were out. He left a message that said death is not going to part you from this one. He said that you'd know what that means.
 
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