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(Daily Mail)   Daily Show creator: "This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives." Keep it classy   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 51
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2013-05-21 08:59:52 AM
14 votes:

Barfmaker: how is any of that similar to Ann Coulter, because they both have vaginas?


Shaky evidence there.
2013-05-21 09:02:40 AM
9 votes:

basemetal: The dumbass doesn't realize how many people are registered democrats in this state.


Fortunately the tornadoes missed both of them. Whew!
2013-05-21 08:32:19 AM
4 votes:
This is the worst scandal since about fifteen hours ago.
2013-05-21 01:22:25 PM
3 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-05-21 11:00:40 AM
3 votes:
FTFA:'Hey Lizz, you're clearly a numbskull,' wrote Twitter user @catpooper.

Good thing the Daily Mail included this poignant insight from @catpooper
2013-05-21 10:40:56 AM
3 votes:
How the hell has this not been posted yet?

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-05-21 10:40:36 AM
3 votes:

Altair: I trolled the shiat out of Winstead on her FB page one time.  A long back and forth about abortion before she finally blocked me.  She is a coont.


So what you're saying, is that you're even more of an asshole than she is. Look at you go, winner of the asshole contest.
2013-05-21 10:30:07 AM
3 votes:
Sorry, libs, but this is God's Wrath for your loose morals.  You were warned in the Bible and by the Lord's Chosen Vessel on Earth, Mr. Pat Robertson, but you did not listen.


www.gifcrap.com
2013-05-21 08:54:06 AM
3 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: Liberals on Fark to defend her in 3, 2, 1



See, it's funny because a lot of conservatives think natural disasters are "controlled" by an invisible sky wizard. She was mocking their ignorance, not the death and destruction she had no knowledge of at the time.

No need to defend her, just pointing out the fallacy of this faux outrage.
2013-05-21 01:03:23 PM
2 votes:

BMulligan: Damn. I finally have a comment added to the "Funny!" list, and it goes down the memory hole.


Maybe you should stop acting like a troll for pointing out the trolling of others, troll.

//i used the word in a metaphysical terms, Mods.  I of course welcome trolling because to do otherwise would be trolling.
2013-05-21 12:16:57 PM
2 votes:

muck4doo: Hey Conservatives, this wouldn't have even came up if you stopped being Hitler, Kahn, Darth Vader, Satan, Mao, Pol Pot, Idi Amin, Jesse James, Papa Doc, Ibn Wahhab, Mullah Omar, General Forrest, Charles Manson, Hamas, Taliban, and Amway.

Democrats are captain planet.


Did a Democrat bang your wife while calling you a pussy or something? You're being more insufferably whiny and nonsensical than... well, usual.
2013-05-21 11:03:34 AM
2 votes:
At first I was like, "meh," but then I read catpooper's tweet, and it made me realize how serious this really is.
2013-05-21 10:58:48 AM
2 votes:
The most important thing to remember right now is that someone sent an insensitive tweet.
2013-05-21 02:05:44 PM
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: Wouldn't it be awesome for a big tornado to hit Chicago?

I'm sorry.


The great thing about this post is, whether Troll or sincere, it demonstrates the blind ignorance of the right with crystal clarity.
2013-05-21 01:41:54 PM
1 votes:
My heart goes out to all of those who have been affected by the tornado in Oklahoma.

having said that, they will rebuild & another tornado will rip through their new homes & towns because as you are all aware it's the farking "Tornado Belt".

At the very least, can we rebuild with concrete? not all but a good percentage of homes on Guam are concrete you know why? because they hold up better to Typhoons.

or was/is rebuilding with lumber construction some sort of F-U to the tornado and a symbol of American tenacity? Maybe if we put a couple more nails for shear value the tornado won't simply lift the entire structure off its foundation?

maybe we can pray.
Bf+
2013-05-21 01:40:57 PM
1 votes:
cdn.crooksandliars.com

WHAR CONSERVATIVE OUTRAGE WHAR
2013-05-21 01:05:06 PM
1 votes:
I love the butt-hurt from the comments. "typical liberal' seems to be the most common. Personally I hate it when a comedian apologizes for a joke that doesn't go over instead of telling the complainers to get a sense of gallows humor. Honestly what she should have said is that the tornado was targeting a bunch of bloody idiots who can't seem to learn from their previous generations mistakes of building their homes where nature likes to practice developing it's latest and greatest leaf blower technology.
2013-05-21 01:00:40 PM
1 votes:
Damn. I finally have a comment added to the "Funny!" list, and it goes down the memory hole.
2013-05-21 12:59:50 PM
1 votes:

zeroman987: Pants full of macaroni!!: Bloody William: Obama, because he worked in Chicago and was in politics there, made conservatives obsess over "Chicago-style politics" and paint the entire city as something out of Sin City with unions. It's another phrase they don't understand or think about, just throw it out like it's a magic word to hex liberals.

In all fairness, they've hated Chicago long before Obama emerged from it.  Mayor Daley and all that.

They hate Chicago because it is the city is where the best and brightest people that want to stay in the Midwest go. They are pissed that not only are their kids becoming libruls, but that they are living with ethnic and racial minorities and the gheys. They are also pissed its happening in their own backyard and not on the coasts, which would be easier to ignore.

The people in downstate illinois hate chicago because chicago supports the rest of the state and they resent it. The only people that pay their keep downstate are the professors and the farmers. The rest of the state is pretty much a bunch of out of work factory workers that are on disability or addicted to drugs, or both. Say what you will about chicago, but at least it isn't Illitucky.


I'm sure this will offend many. They might be the best and brightest, but the biggest thing that I remember from my trip to Chicago is that I don't think I saw 1 attractive person the entire time I was there.  My 16 year old was the one who brought this up and damn if he wasn't right once I started looking around.  Ugly people everywhere I looked. Must be those death dogs and foot deep pizza's they eat out there.
For as lame as living in SLC and UT is, there are hot women EVERYWHERE here. Everywhere you look.  They won't have sex with you, and if they do they want to get married after, but at least the human landscape is very nice to look at.
2013-05-21 12:32:07 PM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: Person who creates insensitive show that mocks people, especially the poor, makes insensitive comment about a disaster that kills people.

And this is a surprise, why?



Insensitive show? Are your feelings hurt after you watch it? Here, lemme get you a blankie.

*smooths TenPound's hair, gently rocks him back and forth, humming softly*
2013-05-21 12:19:13 PM
1 votes:
She jokingly said what conservative spiritual leaders seriously say about disasters!  This is an outrage!
2013-05-21 11:59:59 AM
1 votes:

colon_pow: i don't know... i'm kind of suspicious after the hurricane that canceled day one of the republican convention, and then hurricane sandy just before the election.


You have 16.5 minutes to phrase this comment in the form of a ghazi.
2013-05-21 11:18:13 AM
1 votes:

coeyagi: Dems condemning Lizz for this: Many
GOP condemning Pat Robertson for every other f*cking natural disaster: (crickets)


I've never cared for Winstead as a comedian. Her (and Kilborne's) departure from TDS were the best things that could've happened to it. And her joke was stupid and crass, which, to her credit, she seems to realize now. But I just want to add to your point, for the sake of contrast. Winstead made a bad joke. Robertson literally blamed 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina on pagans, abortionists, gays, and lesbians. He also said the Haiti earthquake was caused by their "pact with the devil." He's also a billionaire media mogul who is still well-connected in the Republican Party. So, essentially, the GOP should STFU and get its own house in order. Democrats can worry about the vast influence Lizz Winstead has on their party themselves.
2013-05-21 11:05:03 AM
1 votes:

Granny_Panties: Why is this in the politics tab? She isn't even an elected politician.


because she "is a liberal" you see and therefore
2013-05-21 11:04:37 AM
1 votes:
Dems condemning Lizz for this: Many
GOP condemning Pat Robertson for every other f*cking natural disaster: (crickets)
2013-05-21 11:00:30 AM
1 votes:

DarwiOdrade: Lando Lincoln: DarwiOdrade: A comedy writer made an offensive joke?

TORNADOGHAZI!

I give them eight hours before some news moron tries to tie this to Obama.

Less than that before it's punishment from God for gay marriage.


When we elected Obama, we lowered the magical Jesus barriers George W. Bush so lovingly erected around the US post-911, which let Allah direct his desert whirlwinds against the American people. Obama's secret Muslim powers are killing American children.
2013-05-21 11:00:13 AM
1 votes:

Pants full of macaroni!!: Bloody William: Obama, because he worked in Chicago and was in politics there, made conservatives obsess over "Chicago-style politics" and paint the entire city as something out of Sin City with unions. It's another phrase they don't understand or think about, just throw it out like it's a magic word to hex liberals.

In all fairness, they've hated Chicago long before Obama emerged from it.  Mayor Daley and all that.


They hate Chicago because it is the city is where the best and brightest people that want to stay in the Midwest go. They are pissed that not only are their kids becoming libruls, but that they are living with ethnic and racial minorities and the gheys. They are also pissed its happening in their own backyard and not on the coasts, which would be easier to ignore.

The people in downstate illinois hate chicago because chicago supports the rest of the state and they resent it. The only people that pay their keep downstate are the professors and the farmers. The rest of the state is pretty much a bunch of out of work factory workers that are on disability or addicted to drugs, or both. Say what you will about chicago, but at least it isn't Illitucky.
2013-05-21 10:56:09 AM
1 votes:

Granny_Panties: Why is this in the politics tab? She isn't even an elected politician.


Clicks equal money, money equals beer.

Now you know how Fark works.
2013-05-21 10:55:50 AM
1 votes:

SilentStrider: It Anthony Jeselnik had said this, would there still be this level of outrage?


People would complain that it's just like the outrage over something Daniel Tosh said, but less engaging.
2013-05-21 10:55:21 AM
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Sorry, libs, but this is God's Wrath for your loose morals.  You were warned in the Bible and by the Lord's Chosen Vessel on Earth, Mr. Pat Robertson, but you did not listen.


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Wonder how many libs were killed in OKC by Twisterghazi.

Wonder why Pat thinks it's the homos' fault when so many natural disasters hit areas with a homo population density akin to American flags on the moon.
2013-05-21 10:53:57 AM
1 votes:
Well, I don't mean to sound callous, but why should they get any tax money? They knew what they were getting into when they foolishly chose to live in that region. It's not like nobody could see an inevitable storm tearing those flimsy, cheaply constructed buildings apart, and their houses are put right in front of danger, what the hell did they expect?


Oh, crap, my bad! I had my computer set on "Conservative Reactions to Katrina Victims" for a moment there. Isn't it strange how it was so easy to be crass to those victims? I wonder why.
2013-05-21 10:53:18 AM
1 votes:

PreMortem: jehovahs witness protection: Liberals on Fark to defend her in 3, 2, 1


See, it's funny because a lot of conservatives think natural disasters are "controlled" by an invisible sky wizard. She was mocking their ignorance, not the death and destruction she had no knowledge of at the time.

No need to defend her, just pointing out the fallacy of this faux outrage.


"Jesus sent hurricane sandy to destroy Jew York City because liberals tolerate homogays and black people!"

- Every Christian ever. Yes, even you.
2013-05-21 10:50:37 AM
1 votes:

Frozboz: Cheering for the misfortune and bodily harm of those you disagree with politically due to no fault of their own is despicable.  That being said, this type of cheering goes on all the time when it's perceived that one political entity gets hit harder than another even when it will hurt the country as a whole (as Conservatives cheered when Chicago lost the Olympic bid).


Don't be farking ridiculous. She made a joke about the IRS "scandal", before the extent of the tornado damage in Oklahoma became apparent. When it did, she apologised unreservedly and invited castigation. No cheering for misfortune or bodily harm - no cheering at all in fact.
2013-05-21 10:49:21 AM
1 votes:

johnryan51: No different than Anne coulter. Outrageous statement.


Except Lizz was joking.  Anne Coulter is dead serious about whatever he says.
2013-05-21 10:40:43 AM
1 votes:

sammyk: j
Wouldn't it be awesome for a big tornado to hit Chicago?

I'm sorry.

Notice I said "honest" apologies. You are just being an asshole and you damn well know it.


Yep. He almost scored a half-decent point, but he is such a titanic farkwad he just can't help himself.
2013-05-21 10:40:26 AM
1 votes:
Thank you, conservatives of America, for reminding us while we're blinded by this tragedy that you are, once again, the true victims.
2013-05-21 10:33:52 AM
1 votes:
 IT'S A GAWDAMN FBI ALCIADA FARTBONGO FALSE FLAG TO GET AT REAL AMERICANS!!!
2013-05-21 10:29:06 AM
1 votes:
She left the Daily Show 15 years ago - over a year before the Jon Stewart reboot.
2013-05-21 10:28:46 AM
1 votes:
How many preachers would be saying this was punishment for making gay marriage legal if it was in a more liberal and less statistically common natural disaster area? In fact, let's forget the hypothetical. How many preachers HAVE said this in the past?

The comment was in poor taste so soon and poorly written, but it seemed to be poking at that old chestnut that gets thrown out every farking time there's a natural disaster while a fundamentalist has an angry erection from dudes.
2013-05-21 10:28:14 AM
1 votes:

Aarontology: This is the worst scandal since about fifteen hours ago.


I think I've become scandulled
2013-05-21 10:27:39 AM
1 votes:
That was Pat Robertson stupid.
2013-05-21 10:26:55 AM
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: Liberals on Fark to defend her in 3, 2, 1


Well as a liberal I kind of feel like this:

Mugato: The Daily Show she "created" was just Craig Kilborn being a douchebag and had nothing to do with politics so why are we supposed to give a fark what she thinks?

2013-05-21 10:26:54 AM
1 votes:

IrateShadow: It was a shiatty thing to say.  True, but still shiatty.


True how? It's not true that OK was targeted by a tornado wizard, because there is no such thing. But it is true that some conservatives said similar things about Katrina - only they were not joking.

But both sides are bad so vote wingnut.
2013-05-21 10:18:11 AM
1 votes:

Wendy's Chili: A comedian made an insensitive joke?!

That's it, I'm voting for McCain.


After his insensitive joke in picking Palin?!  Fark that, I'm voting for RON PAUL.
2013-05-21 10:11:51 AM
1 votes:
A comedian made an insensitive joke?!

That's it, I'm voting for McCain.
2013-05-21 09:13:00 AM
1 votes:

SilentStrider: It Anthony Jeselnik had said this, would there still be this level of outrage?


Roughly an F4 I'd say.
2013-05-21 09:02:55 AM
1 votes:
Stop being such politically correct pussies.
2013-05-21 09:01:26 AM
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: Liberals on Fark to defend her in 3, 2, 1


Well, the fact that she genuinely seems sorry is a bit different than the classic "I'm sorry you were offended" go-to tactic so many modern Republicans seem fond of when they're backtracking from rape comments.

However, it was a horrible thing to say, and I don't anyone in this thread is going to actually defend the remark itself. Just how she handled it afterward.

/Now run off and tell your friends that God is targeting my city with hurricanes because we have a large gay population
2013-05-21 08:52:13 AM
1 votes:

johnryan51: No different than Anne coulter. Outrageous statement.


It's completely different, in this case she realized she'd said something bad and retracted it and apologized profusely admitted it was insensitive and inappropriate...how is any of that similar to Ann Coulter, because they both have vaginas?
2013-05-21 08:50:08 AM
1 votes:
Her tweet has all the humor of the half hour news hour.  Conservatives would normally find this sort of thing hilarious.

Maybe it's just too soon.
2013-05-21 08:36:10 AM
1 votes:
The Daily Show she "created" was just Craig Kilborn being a douchebag and had nothing to do with politics so why are we supposed to give a fark what she thinks?
 
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