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(Daily Mail)   Daily Show creator: "This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives." Keep it classy   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 386
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2013-05-21 01:34:59 PM

Fart_Machine: skullkrusher: ok man she was probably referring to minor blips of stupid in the past rather than the huge news story of the day

Hey as I said earlier it works both ways and you're right, 2012 was a long time ago.  Don't be mad.


damn dude, I am not mad that you are apparently unable to read statements and understand them in context.
 
2013-05-21 01:36:37 PM

give me doughnuts: This kind of "too soon" stuff is fine on a place like Fark, or in a closed FB group, but you don't do that kind of shiat on Twitter. It can't do anything but bite you on the ass.

Not to mention that it's kind of callous.


And she apologized. And she's a comic making light of scandalghazi jihad created by the GOP BEFORE there were victims in OKC.

But let's keep taking a sh*t on her until this media cycle runs out of steam.
 
2013-05-21 01:36:44 PM

coeyagi: Gee, maybe because they are outraged about everything? Has the "Boy Who Cried Wolf" scenario not been beat to death in this thread yet?


you know what happened to the people in the Boy Who Cried Wolf? The wolf ate all their farking sheep. Probably not the coup de grace you were hoping for
 
2013-05-21 01:39:24 PM
Why come God gave me no Pizza tonight!?! An Omnipotent God should be able to do that! Why come i should believe in that God who have no Carls Jr.! Either he can or don't want to, or can't, or some other derp. This is why there is no God.
 
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2013-05-21 01:40:57 PM
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2013-05-21 01:41:38 PM

coeyagi: give me doughnuts: This kind of "too soon" stuff is fine on a place like Fark, or in a closed FB group, but you don't do that kind of shiat on Twitter. It can't do anything but bite you on the ass.

Not to mention that it's kind of callous.

And she apologized. And she's a comic making light of scandalghazi jihad created by the GOP BEFORE there were victims in OKC.

But let's keep taking a sh*t on her until this media cycle runs out of steam.


She's free to make as many jokes as she wants, and I'm sure i'll find many of them funny. Maybe her timing was just off on this one. Not really a big deal.
 
2013-05-21 01:41:54 PM
My heart goes out to all of those who have been affected by the tornado in Oklahoma.

having said that, they will rebuild & another tornado will rip through their new homes & towns because as you are all aware it's the farking "Tornado Belt".

At the very least, can we rebuild with concrete? not all but a good percentage of homes on Guam are concrete you know why? because they hold up better to Typhoons.

or was/is rebuilding with lumber construction some sort of F-U to the tornado and a symbol of American tenacity? Maybe if we put a couple more nails for shear value the tornado won't simply lift the entire structure off its foundation?

maybe we can pray.
 
2013-05-21 01:42:53 PM

skullkrusher: Fart_Machine: skullkrusher: ok man she was probably referring to minor blips of stupid in the past rather than the huge news story of the day

Hey as I said earlier it works both ways and you're right, 2012 was a long time ago.  Don't be mad.

damn dude, I am not mad that you are apparently unable to read statements and understand them in context.


You're right, I'm the only one who made this inference.  Did that make you happy?
 
2013-05-21 01:44:29 PM

Isitoveryet: not all but a good percentage of homes on Guam are concrete you know why?


because it's heavy and helps balance the weight of the trees on the other side of the island?
 
2013-05-21 01:45:04 PM

Fart_Machine: skullkrusher: Fart_Machine: skullkrusher: ok man she was probably referring to minor blips of stupid in the past rather than the huge news story of the day

Hey as I said earlier it works both ways and you're right, 2012 was a long time ago.  Don't be mad.

damn dude, I am not mad that you are apparently unable to read statements and understand them in context.

You're right, I'm the only one who made this inference.  Did that make you happy?


no, it doesn't make me happy that other people suffer from the same affliction.
 
2013-05-21 01:46:19 PM

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It's arguing semantics about the Boy Who Cried Wolf.
 
2013-05-21 01:46:37 PM
lot of hurr durr up in this thread
 
2013-05-21 01:46:51 PM

skullkrusher: Fart_Machine: skullkrusher: Fart_Machine: skullkrusher: ok man she was probably referring to minor blips of stupid in the past rather than the huge news story of the day

Hey as I said earlier it works both ways and you're right, 2012 was a long time ago.  Don't be mad.

damn dude, I am not mad that you are apparently unable to read statements and understand them in context.

You're right, I'm the only one who made this inference.  Did that make you happy?

no, it doesn't make me happy that other people suffer from the same affliction.


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2013-05-21 01:46:54 PM

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Obama gave a good speech this morning. I don't know what that idiots problem is. I made a comment earlier today that Obama and Reagan are the two best recent Presidents when knowing how to address a tragedy, and making people feel like something will be done to fix it. Both Bush's, and Clinton also would do a good job most the time, but weren't as masterful. This happened yesterday, I don't know why people would expect him to have all the answers by know. The first responders still don't.

/I stand by my statement that Carter just always scared me.
 
2013-05-21 01:47:49 PM

Fart_Machine: skullkrusher: Fart_Machine: skullkrusher: Fart_Machine: skullkrusher: ok man she was probably referring to minor blips of stupid in the past rather than the huge news story of the day

Hey as I said earlier it works both ways and you're right, 2012 was a long time ago.  Don't be mad.

damn dude, I am not mad that you are apparently unable to read statements and understand them in context.

You're right, I'm the only one who made this inference.  Did that make you happy?

no, it doesn't make me happy that other people suffer from the same affliction.

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more like "Leave me alone, honey. It's 1:47 and I'm at work. Not bedtime"
 
2013-05-21 01:51:09 PM
How is this any different than when conservatives, people who ran for the GOP nomination, sitting members of congress, sitting members of state governments, said the EXACT SAME THING about the east coast when we got hit with the earthquake and sandy?

Someone please explain why this is wrong but what they said was okay.
 
2013-05-21 01:51:19 PM
 
2013-05-21 01:52:36 PM

dazed420: How is this any different than when conservatives, people who ran for the GOP nomination, sitting members of congress, sitting members of state governments, said the EXACT SAME THING about the east coast when we got hit with the earthquake and sandy?

Someone please explain why this is wrong but what they said was okay.


Who said that what they said was okay here?

/Ever hear the saying two wrongs don't make a right?
 
2013-05-21 01:52:42 PM
As a liberal on Fark, I gotta admit, it is ridiculously easy to troll you guys.
 
2013-05-21 01:53:35 PM

Altair: As a liberal on Fark, I gotta admit, it is ridiculously easy to troll you guys.


No it isn't.
 
2013-05-21 01:54:50 PM

JerseyTim: I DEMAND YOU FIRE HER!


On that page, the Repsonse that Comes Before Second (f*ck you filter):

1. This is not the official Facebook account of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
2. She hasn't actually worked at the show in years. Like... since the Clinton administration.
 
2013-05-21 01:55:04 PM

muck4doo: Altair: As a liberal on Fark, I gotta admit, it is ridiculously easy to troll you guys.

No it isn't.


too late, you already bit up ahead

/please try again
 
2013-05-21 01:56:41 PM

Barfmaker: johnryan51: No different than Anne coulter. Outrageous statement.

It's completely different, in this case she realized she'd said something bad and retracted it and apologized profusely admitted it was insensitive and inappropriate...how is any of that similar to Ann Coulter, because they both have vaginas?


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2013-05-21 01:56:45 PM

Altair: muck4doo: Altair: As a liberal on Fark, I gotta admit, it is ridiculously easy to troll you guys.

No it isn't.

too late, you already bit up ahead

/please try again


No I didn't.
 
2013-05-21 01:59:01 PM
What I don't get is why people get outraged about the totally meaningless things while ignoring the things that have real consequences.
 
2013-05-21 02:01:04 PM

Befuddled: What I don't get is why people get outraged about the totally meaningless things while ignoring the things that have real consequences.


one word.
politics
 
2013-05-21 02:05:44 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Wouldn't it be awesome for a big tornado to hit Chicago?

I'm sorry.


The great thing about this post is, whether Troll or sincere, it demonstrates the blind ignorance of the right with crystal clarity.
 
2013-05-21 02:09:12 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I don't even see the joke there.

Maybe if you marinate it in sarcasm, but even then.


Really? Did you try at all? Probably has to do with people like Pat Robertson declaring everything from hurricanes to 9/11 to erectile dysfunction as God's judgement on teh gays/liberals/democrats
 
2013-05-21 02:09:20 PM

fatassbastard: jehovahs witness protection: Wouldn't it be awesome for a big tornado to hit Chicago?

I'm sorry.

The great thing about this post is, whether Troll or sincere, it demonstrates the blind ignorance of the right with crystal clarity.


Or a dumbass. But of course he must represent an entire party of people to you, and speaks for millions. That puts you in the same party of dumbass.

/Wait! Did i just get trolled!?!
 
2013-05-21 02:10:00 PM

skullkrusher: BMulligan: skullkrusher: ok man she was probably referring to minor blips of stupid in the past rather than the huge news story of the day

You're assuming that anyone other than you and a few teabaggers are paying the slightest attention to the IRS nontroversy.

and the President, the FBI and the Attorney General who talked about investigating whether there were civil rights violations, violations of the Hatch Act and criminal false statements made. It also has been in the news nonstop for days.
No one else, aside from those people.

I can't say this for many of your comrades but you, sir, are smarter than this.


I think perhaps you're confusing genuine concern with a silly but politically necessary response to a trumped-up media shiatstorm. Obama and his team have to respond to the faux outrage (which is why the Republicans are continuing to beat this dead horse), but that doesn't actually imply that there is any substance to it. It's entirely possible that some genuine wrongdoing may be revealed at some point, but so far there is none.
 
2013-05-21 02:10:03 PM
I lol'd at the joke, but that's because I'm a terrible human being. It is a pretty bad thing to say though.
 
2013-05-21 02:10:39 PM

the_foo: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I don't even see the joke there.

Maybe if you marinate it in sarcasm, but even then.

Really? Did you try at all? Probably has to do with people like Pat Robertson declaring everything from hurricanes to 9/11 to erectile dysfunction as God's judgement on teh gays/liberals/democrats


So true. We didn't listen to Al Gore, and change our ways. We are now all suffering for it.
 
2013-05-21 02:11:17 PM
For years the right wing has whined about bleeding heart liberals, now they got a heartless liberal, they whine even more. Be careful what you ask for or you just might get in.
 
2013-05-21 02:13:31 PM
Women who fancy themselves as "comediennes" should stay away from politics and stick to telling "jokes" about their periods.

/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-05-21 02:17:45 PM

GreatGlavinsGhost: Women who fancy themselves as "comediennes" should stay away from politics and stick to telling "jokes" about their periods.

/amidoinitrite?


Wrong thread, but yes. I think you are doing it right.
 
2013-05-21 02:19:09 PM

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Who names their kid Erick Erickson?
 
2013-05-21 02:25:01 PM

Mugato: The Daily Show she "created" was just Craig Kilborn being a douchebag and had nothing to do with politics so why are we supposed to give a fark what she thinks?


Completely false.  It was far funnier when Kilborn was hosting.
 
2013-05-21 02:25:51 PM

BMulligan: It's entirely possible that some genuine wrongdoing may be revealed at some point, but so far there is none.


might wanna read the news, pops
 
2013-05-21 02:27:27 PM

PreMortem: jehovahs witness protection: Liberals on Fark to defend her in 3, 2, 1


See, it's funny because a lot of conservatives think natural disasters are "controlled" by an invisible sky wizard. She was mocking their ignorance, not the death and destruction she had no knowledge of at the time.

No need to defend her, just pointing out the fallacy of this faux outrage.


Why do so many liberals assume all conservatives are religious?  The only athiests I know vote Republican.  And I'm not sure you're aware of this, but minorities tend to be religious.  They also tend to vote Democrat.
 
2013-05-21 02:36:03 PM

skullkrusher: Isitoveryet: not all but a good percentage of homes on Guam are concrete you know why?

because it's heavy and helps balance the weight of the trees on the other side of the island?


that's right, ballast.  Of course the unforeseen benefit was that these heavier conc. structures actually were safer in the event of a typhoon which everyone knows has the potential to blow the island over too.

/we all have out knuckle heads huh?
 
2013-05-21 02:36:05 PM
Have we really stooped to the point were we're faking outrage about parody tweets?
 
2013-05-21 02:36:37 PM

Isitoveryet: skullkrusher: Isitoveryet: not all but a good percentage of homes on Guam are concrete you know why?

because it's heavy and helps balance the weight of the trees on the other side of the island?

that's right, ballast.  Of course the unforeseen benefit was that these heavier conc. structures actually were safer in the event of a typhoon which everyone knows has the potential to blow the island over too.

/we all have out knuckle heads huh?


heh nice
 
2013-05-21 02:38:00 PM

MrEricSir: Have we really stooped to the point were we're faking outrage about parody tweets?


They are not faking, they truly are dumb.
 
2013-05-21 02:48:17 PM
Non-issue. Overzealous twister.
 
2013-05-21 02:48:49 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Liberals on Fark to defend her in 3, 2, 1


Nope. What she said was just as wrong as if a Republican said it.
 
2013-05-21 02:51:04 PM

skullkrusher: BMulligan: It's entirely possible that some genuine wrongdoing may be revealed at some point, but so far there is none.

might wanna read the news, pops


Remind me - whose applications were denied?

If you're looking for a real scandal, start there.
 
2013-05-21 02:54:32 PM
It'd have been interesting to have had a poll of how Sooners felt wrt the divine implications of Katrina, Sandy, even that tsunami in Indonesia before the tornado, & then a poll of their opinion about them now.

One hopes the majority of Sooners' opinions would be no different...
 
2013-05-21 02:57:12 PM

BMulligan: skullkrusher: BMulligan: It's entirely possible that some genuine wrongdoing may be revealed at some point, but so far there is none.

might wanna read the news, pops

Remind me - whose applications were denied?

If you're looking for a real scandal, start there.


the fact that the IRS admitted that what they did was wrong ain't enough to convince you. No siree - that's just politics too. And look over here! Left wing groups were flagged for closer inspection too! That means the IRS lied about their apology and all is good.

You want to talk about how "scandalous" it is? Sure, it isn't terribly scandalous. It was wrong but it ain't gonna cause riots in the streets. Did BO instruct the IRS to unfairly single out right wing groups for audits? No, there is no evidence to suggest that. To pretend that it was all ok and that the firings, result of the audit of the IRS, apologies and talks of potential criminal prosecutions are all political? Well, that's just plain dumb.
 
2013-05-21 02:58:17 PM

skullkrusher: the fact that the IRS admitted that what they did was wrong ain't enough to convince you. No siree - that's just politics too. And look over here! Left wing groups were flagged for closer inspection too! That means the IRS lied about their apology and all is good.

You want to talk about how "scandalous" it is? Sure, it isn't terribly scandalous. It was wrong but it ain't gonna cause riots in the streets. Did BO instruct the IRS to unfairly single out right wing groups for audits closer scrutiny? No, there is no evidence to suggest that. To pretend that it was all ok and that the firings, result of the audit of the IRS, apologies and talks of potential criminal prosecutions are all political? Well, that's just plain dumb.


I've seen people quite literally piss their pants over the incorrect use of language there. Figured I'd save any of those people who might be reading this post a pants changing.
 
2013-05-21 02:58:18 PM
She also think woman are as funny as men.
 
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