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(Standard Digital (Kenya))   Hey, who we got to do a porn story in Kenya? Well, Odongo is free. Perfect   (standardmedia.co.ke) divider line 22
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2013-05-21 09:47:48 AM  
adults sexually abusing children - some of them children

Wait...what?
 
2013-05-21 09:48:59 AM  
Thanks, Odongo
 
2013-05-21 09:49:39 AM  
Thanks, O--

Cantankerous Gnome: Thanks, Odongo


*shakes fists*
 
2013-05-21 09:49:50 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: adults sexually abusing children - some of them children

Wait...what?


They said children twice.  Must really like children.
 
2013-05-21 09:51:46 AM  
The whole article reads like an advertisement for rich white people who want to get involved in beastiality and child sex
 
2013-05-21 09:53:47 AM  
They're all pink on the inside. Unless they're black. Thanks, Obongo.
 
2013-05-21 09:54:10 AM  
Greenlight a story just because it's written by a guy with a name that sounds funny? Now I'm even more upset about all of my submissions that got buried.
 
2013-05-21 09:59:24 AM  
That's a mighty handy image:

www.standardmedia.co.ke
 
2013-05-21 10:00:43 AM  

rightylefty: Now I'm even more upset about all of my submissions that got buried.


So ...  do you blame Odongo?
 
2013-05-21 10:01:18 AM  
Interesting news site. The "caught out" slideshows are pretty funny if you read the captions of the series of photos...sort of like Burma Shave signs without the rhymes.

this one, in particular

http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/entertainment/pulse/4/caught-out/97/s he -was-on-standby
 
2013-05-21 10:01:47 AM  
it's like her head is a left leg
 
2013-05-21 10:07:58 AM  

Cantankerous Gnome: Thanks, Odongo


Came for this.

/oh god yes yes  YES YEEeeEeeSSSsssssss!
 
2013-05-21 10:09:19 AM  
For some reason I started hearing this song when I saw the web page  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmJbJs-9ST0
 
2013-05-21 10:09:54 AM  
Barack Goes to Washington

Kenya Africa:
Barack: Hey baby. I'm going to President of the United States. The secret money people say so. Wanna see my presidential staff?

Hot chick: Sure!

Bow bow chiccka bow bow

Barack: That was great. Now get out of here. My secret money people are coming.

Money guys: Bad news, Barack. Even though we control all the wealth of all the nations, We need $500 to get a fake birth certificate and change some microfiche and sneak in to the houses of some people and change their records... It's a long process. We need $500 more.

Barack: I don't have $500. But I do have these hot chicks. Let's do 'em. Maybe I'll get an idea.

Bow bow chiccka bow bow

Barack: I got it. I'll charge these babes for my super sex power. This won't take long. (to a passing bikini model) Hey baby. How much will you pay for this?

Bikini model: Ohhh! I give you 500 Kenyan Millarkies!

Barack: Deal!

Bow bow chiccka bow bow

Barack: Hey you two tetherball girls. How would you like to gather round this pole for 500 Kenyan Millarkies!

Tetherball girls: Sure!

Bow bow chiccka bow bow

Barack: Hey you hot Kenyan race car driver. Want a piece of this hot rod for 500 Kenyan Millarkies?

Kenyan race Car Driver: Sure!

Bow bow chiccka bow bow

Barack (Back with his money people looking worn out): I think that school bus full of Kenyan cheerleaders did me in. But I raised over ten thousand Kenyan Millarkies. that should put us way over the top.

Money Guy: Uh, that converts to only $350 U S dollars. We can still do it but we'll have to skimp on the birth certificate.

Barack: Eh, no one will ever give it a second look. Looks like I'm going to Washington! Look out Hillary! This electorate is going to poll you!

The end.
 
2013-05-21 10:18:32 AM  
www.firstclassfashionista.com
 
2013-05-21 10:38:50 AM  
Can't have a cigarette afterwards.

Odongo dislikes smoke.
 
2013-05-21 10:51:00 AM  

MalvolioMandarin: That's a mighty handy image:

[www.standardmedia.co.ke image 500x504]


Yes, I'm pretty sure that's what Kenyan porn actresses look like.
 
2013-05-21 11:26:54 AM  
I'm calling BS unless someone can produce many, many links to actual Kenyan-produced porn.

/or anything that might look like it

//we need an informed decision and pictures, not mere rhetoric
 
2013-05-21 12:55:11 PM  
I hear dey eat da poo-poo over there...
 
2013-05-21 02:54:28 PM  
It does set the mood

www.anus.com
 
2013-05-21 03:20:56 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: The whole article reads like an advertisement for rich white people who want to get involved in beastiality and child sex


Oh that happens in every poor country. Rich Americans prefer the Dominican Republic for their child sex due to geographical location. (Right, Limbaugh?)

Although, Kenya could stop some of it by legalizing the production and ownership of porn there. If you have to bribe police to create porn, then yeah you're going to have a bunch of foreigners dominating your market because they can afford it.
 
2013-05-21 08:53:10 PM  
Hey once you go black you don't go back....to Kenya? I dunno Mr. Swiss guy, what's the scene like? And is Weissenerider code for something?

The producer, in his late 20s, is well groomed and drinks the finest whiskeys. He drives a modest Toyota Alex and intends to import a Mark II before the year ends. His closest friends do not know what he does for a living. They think he is in the ICT business.

Well your cover is blown.
 
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