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2013-05-21 08:43:23 AM
Then they refuse to help underlings and watch them die to get re-elected.
 
2013-05-21 08:50:28 AM
What would shiatty writers do if they couldn't recycle some sort of "Where's the change" article every 3 months?

jehovahs witness protection: Then they refuse to help underlings and watch them die to get re-elected.


Thanks for a giant turd right inside the door.
 
2013-05-21 09:02:30 AM

jehovahs witness protection: Then they refuse to help underlings and watch them die to get re-elected.


We get it, he's blah.
 
2013-05-21 09:55:10 AM

LasersHurt: "Where's the change" article every 3 months?



Well.. Where IS the change?
 
2013-05-21 09:57:40 AM

LasersHurt: What would shiatty writers do if they couldn't recycle some sort of "Where's the change" article every 3 months?

jehovahs witness protection: Then they refuse to help underlings and watch them die to get re-elected.

Thanks for a giant turd right inside the door.


I'm surprised he's still showing his sorry ass on this site after having a "YOU DOLT!" moment yesterday.
 
2013-05-21 09:58:50 AM
i2.cdn.turner.com

wow, what a tweeb
 
2013-05-21 09:59:01 AM

LasersHurt: What would shiatty writers do if they couldn't recycle some sort of "Where's the change" article every 3 months?

jehovahs witness protection: Then they refuse to help underlings and watch them die to get re-elected.

Thanks for a giant turd right inside the door.


He's the fark mod that approved the link. Submitted links approved: 1805, really?
 
2013-05-21 10:00:15 AM

fluffy2097: LasersHurt: "Where's the change" article every 3 months?


Well.. Where IS the change?


in between your mom's couch cushions from when I was farking her last night
 
2013-05-21 10:00:20 AM
Why won't he just be the dictator that we all know he's just dying to be?
 
2013-05-21 10:03:09 AM
Summary of article: "I watched the Daily Show once, and now I have an opinion!"
 
2013-05-21 10:03:59 AM
Yeah there was a tornado. Nobody cares about "scandals" anymore. Sorry, Republicans.

/I'm not really sorry.
 
2013-05-21 10:07:56 AM

UNC_Samurai: LasersHurt: What would shiatty writers do if they couldn't recycle some sort of "Where's the change" article every 3 months?

jehovahs witness protection: Then they refuse to help underlings and watch them die to get re-elected.

Thanks for a giant turd right inside the door.

I'm surprised he's still showing his sorry ass on this site after having a "YOU DOLT!" moment yesterday.


He's gotta earn those paychecks.  They don't give those out for nothing.
 
2013-05-21 10:13:16 AM

jehovahs witness protection: Then they ...



WTF is with you? Seems like for a couple weeks now you pop into most of the Politics Tab threads post something in the first couple of comments from a point-of-view that's been factually debunked a few dozen times. I know it's early in the thread but if you're true to type that's the only appearance you will have made.

You make this place worse just by showing up. I'm not going to read what you write anymore.
 
2013-05-21 10:14:40 AM
I refuse to help underlings and watch them die to get a beer some nights. What's the big deal?
 
2013-05-21 10:20:50 AM
My God. The secret is out, as of this thread. How Fark really functions has been REVEALED!
 
2013-05-21 10:21:36 AM

jehovahs witness protection: Then they refuse to help underlings and watch them die to get re-elected.


I prefer french fries to underlings, truth be told.
 
2013-05-21 10:26:06 AM
Can someone please post a quote of the thing that was said but not meant?  I didn't see it in there.
 
2013-05-21 10:27:19 AM

fluffy2097: LasersHurt: "Where's the change" article every 3 months?


Well.. Where IS the change?


The efficiency with which the united states kills people has rising dramatically. Its down to a few tens of thousands of dollars per ended life.

Change in which we can believe right there.
 
2013-05-21 11:10:22 AM

babygoat: Can someone please post a quote of the thing that was said but not meant?  I didn't see it in there.


It's the same old "Obama isn't controlling everything in this country, so he's stupid" article. But now with "scandal" coating.

Although there is no evidence that Obama was involved in either of these incidents -- and many Republicans are clearly trying to use them to drum up a narrative about a scandal-ridden presidency -- the combination left many Democrats, like Stewart, scratching their heads, wondering what happened to the president who promised when he ran in 2008 to transform the way politics worked.

Because Republicans are assholes, and sometimes bad shiat happens in bureaucracies, Obama is a liar. Or something.
 
2013-05-21 11:11:44 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-21 11:47:41 AM
JOBS! JOBS! JOBS!
REPEAL OBAMACARE
BAN ABORTION
 
2013-05-21 12:00:17 PM
GOP Obstructionism.
 
2013-05-21 12:04:17 PM
STILL better than letting Palin, Romney, or Ryan get into the White House.

NEVER forget that!
 
2013-05-21 12:08:41 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Then they refuse to help underlings and watch them die to get re-elected.


JWP, proving that the Republican party is the Party of Stupid with every post.
 
2013-05-21 12:31:18 PM

LasersHurt: What would shiatty writers do if they couldn't recycle some sort of "Where's the change" article every 3 months?



Easy - they'd be brining up George bush jokes like all unoriginal libs do 6-10 years after the fact.
 
2013-05-21 12:47:40 PM
Hasty Ambush.

You're not clever, I've watched you post that same image 3 or so times over the past 2 days.

It is fairly lame. The paintbrush campaign logo, the mismatched and unlevel text, not to mention it's an instant Godwin.

It's so bad I made an account to tell you how bad it is.

It's super bad, it wins no points, and makes you look like a 6 year old trying to scrawl a political message with crayons.
 
2013-05-21 12:55:14 PM
It's the sh*t they DO mean that scares the crap out of me
 
2013-05-21 01:00:23 PM
Funny, that excuse only ever seems to be "valid" when its a liberal politician.
 
2013-05-21 01:07:19 PM
So does this mean that Sarah Palin is automatically President and Mitch McConnell is Secretary of State?
 
2013-05-21 01:19:56 PM
Meet the new boss,
Same as the old boss.

Lib-derpers, the only thing distinguishing you from the right wingers is the color of the armband you're all wearing. But keep believing otherwise, if it helps scratch your tribal warefare itch.
 
2013-05-21 01:26:53 PM

Heliovdrake: Hasty Ambush.

You're not clever, I've watched you post that same image 3 or so times over the past 2 days.

It is fairly lame. The paintbrush campaign logo, the mismatched and unlevel text, not to mention it's an instant Godwin.

It's so bad I made an account to tell you how bad it is.

It's super bad, it wins no points, and makes you look like a 6 year old trying to scrawl a political message with crayons.


Thank you

If it get's you panties in a wad and riding up it is worth it.
 
2013-05-21 01:29:18 PM

hasty ambush: If it get's you panties in a wad and riding up it is worth it.


And there it is, the whole M.O. in a nutshell.

Sticking It To The Libs™: Since 1980, the ONLY thing that matters.
 
2013-05-21 01:32:37 PM

Lawyers With Nukes: Meet the new boss,
Same as the old boss.

Lib-derpers, the only thing distinguishing you from the right wingers is the color of the armband you're all wearing. But keep believing otherwise, if it helps scratch your tribal warefare itch.


What is this drivel? All people who vote do so out of purely tribal instinct?

/I have video games and sports to scratch the tribal warefare itch
 
2013-05-21 03:14:50 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-21 03:18:07 PM

hasty ambush: [25.media.tumblr.com image 480x329]


I wasn't aware Reagan and both Bushes were gay as well.
 
2013-05-21 03:21:40 PM

Altair: in between your mom's couch cushions from when I was farking her last night


Ah, so the change I can believe in is a "you mamma" joke.

/this explains so much about liberals.
 
2013-05-21 03:28:12 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: hasty ambush: [25.media.tumblr.com image 480x329]

I wasn't aware Reagan and both Bushes were gay as well.


Republicans are manly no matter who's holding umbrellas for them.  Democrats are wussy little peachf*gs who are afraid they'll melt if it rains on them, and also socialisms.
 
2013-05-21 03:51:31 PM
Mr.Hasty,

I think you were perhaps a bit hasty in posting that picture.

There is this thing called the Internet, your on it now in fact.

It doesn't forget things.
img842.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-21 04:07:57 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: hasty ambush: If it get's you panties in a wad and riding up it is worth it.

And there it is, the whole M.O. in a nutshell.

Sticking It To The Libs™: Since 1980, the ONLY thing that matters.


Or according the Saul Alinsky's liberal rule book

Rule# 4-Make the enemy live up to their own book of rules.

Rule# 4a-Ridicule is man's most potent weapon.
 
2013-05-21 04:29:12 PM

fluffy2097: Altair: in between your mom's couch cushions from when I was farking her last night

Ah, so the change I can believe in is a "you mamma" joke.

/this explains so much about liberals.


No, a "you mamma" joke would be "fluffy2097's momma is so fat she gets group insurance".  I was just saying I farked your mother. Big difference.
 
2013-05-21 04:38:44 PM
Princeton, New Jersey (CNN) -- On "The Daily Show," Jon Stewart captured ...
After starting with ... Stewart turned to ... Stewart then blasted ... "Explanation please," Stewart said, before ...
"Well, congratulations, President Barack Obama," Stewart went on to say.


Maybe we should just replace your column with a link to The Daily Show.  It seems he did it much better than you can.
 
2013-05-21 04:42:10 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: Lawyers With Nukes: Meet the new boss,
Same as the old boss.

Lib-derpers, the only thing distinguishing you from the right wingers is the color of the armband you're all wearing. But keep believing otherwise, if it helps scratch your tribal warefare itch.

What is this drivel? All people who vote do so out of purely tribal instinct?

/I have video games and sports to scratch the tribal warefare itch


Basically, yes.

There's still clubs and guns and tanks involved to enforce some of the population's dictates against the losers. But there's all these layers of abstraction and everbody plays nice, so we totally forget that they are there.
 
2013-05-21 05:09:46 PM

Altair: No, a "you mamma" joke would be "fluffy2097's momma is so fat she gets group insurance". I was just saying I farked your mother. Big difference.


Tell me when you put on your big boy pants.
 
2013-05-21 05:24:03 PM
Lawyers With Nukes (farkied: Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.): Meet the new boss,
Same as the old boss.

Lib-derpers, the only thing distinguishing you from the right wingers is the color of the armband you're all wearing. But keep believing otherwise, if it helps scratch your tribal warefare itch.
BSABSVR.

FTFY.  HTH.  FOAD HAND.
 
2013-05-21 07:44:33 PM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: Lawyers With Nukes (farkied: Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.): Meet the new boss,
Same as the old boss.

Lib-derpers, the only thing distinguishing you from the right wingers is the color of the armband you're all wearing. But keep believing otherwise, if it helps scratch your tribal warefare itch.
BSABSVR.

FTFY.  HTH.  FOAD HAND.


global3.memecdn.com
 
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