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2013-05-21 09:03:04 AM
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2013-05-21 09:09:24 AM
Yes, you're really tough. Good for you.

I'll be over here enjoying the flavors of my food.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-05-21 09:10:09 AM
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2013-05-21 09:10:17 AM
Seriously, why?
 
2013-05-21 09:13:13 AM
You're likely to experience problems when the oil hits the anus.
 
2013-05-21 09:13:46 AM
So they're suggesting there may be some problems when the Flaming Ron hits the anus?
 
2013-05-21 09:14:10 AM

KeeptheChief: Seriously, why?


Some people are fans of powerfully punitive, punishing poopin'.
 
2013-05-21 09:14:19 AM
Scarlett Johansson's pie?
 
2013-05-21 09:15:33 AM
He can't be a Farker, or he would have put poison ivy in the pie ... for the oil.
 
2013-05-21 09:15:37 AM

Mr_Vimes: Scarlett Johansson's pie?


I was going to say Eliza Dushku's pie, but your answer works just as well.
 
2013-05-21 09:15:47 AM
Did someone say Hot Pie?
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2013-05-21 09:18:09 AM
HAWT PIE!!!!!!

www.chictini.com
 
2013-05-21 09:19:14 AM

gja: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 262x192]


exactly.

Why would anyone do that?
 
2013-05-21 09:19:15 AM

KeeptheChief: Seriously, why?


No kidding.  I don't understand it.  I'm guessing the only time this sound like a good idea is about 2:05am, you've been drinking with your buddies all night, and the triple dog dare is thrown down.
 
2013-05-21 09:26:26 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Yes, you're really tough. Good for you.

I'll be over here enjoying the flavors of my food.


For once i have to agree with you 100% , and the fact makes me feel dirty all over.
 
2013-05-21 09:26:54 AM
 
2013-05-21 09:29:56 AM
Imagine the Cleveland Steamer you could deliver after eating that
 
2013-05-21 09:30:15 AM

jtown: KeeptheChief: Seriously, why?

No kidding.  I don't understand it.  I'm guessing the only time this sound like a good idea is about 2:05am, you've been drinking with your buddies all night, and the triple dog dare is thrown down.


I think at that point, it is time to reevaluate who you are friends with...
 
2013-05-21 09:31:27 AM

Yellow Beard: Imagine the Cleveland Steamer you could deliver after eating that


Imagine what anal sex is like with someone who consumed that pie 24 hours beforehand...
 
2013-05-21 09:31:29 AM
Goddamnit you farking Aussie bastards, it's "chile", not chilli.

This is a chile pepper.

1.bp.blogspot.com

This is chili.

i865.photobucket.com

This is Chile.
wwwnc.cdc.gov

Farking barbarians.
 
2013-05-21 09:39:16 AM
lets face it

second rate chefs gotta get publicity somehow
 
2013-05-21 09:50:07 AM
I like spicy hot.  This?   Good lord, that's far beyond spicy hot.  I was a guinea pig for a local Thai place a while back, some new homemade hot sauce they worked up.  I told the guy "I like it hot, but don't kill me".  Damn near killed me.  I'm sure it was nowhere near as hot as this "pie", but it seriously affected my breathing for a while.  I can't imagine eating anything hotter.
 
2013-05-21 09:50:54 AM
FTFA:  The pie comes with a genuine health warning and the baker wears protective clothing to make it.

Is it just me or does that read like sensationalist journalism for "laytex gloves".
 
2013-05-21 09:53:16 AM

Maud Dib: Goddamnit you farking Aussie bastards, it's "chile", not chilli.


Really? Quick, someone correct Wikipedia  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chili_pepper
 
2013-05-21 09:55:56 AM

ChipNASA: HAWT PIE!!!!!!

[www.chictini.com image 491x491]


no, that's a muffin top.
 
2013-05-21 09:57:18 AM
There comes a point when food switches over from hot but well-flavored to dick-waggling oneupmanship.  This is the latter.  I love hot food, but if you can't taste it, you are wasting your time.
 
2013-05-21 10:12:45 AM
I love stuff like this. Most chilies don't affect me like they do other people. If there is no cayenne in it I don't get the heat. As for thai food, I always order it thai hot. Rarely ever get it the way I like it.
 
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2013-05-21 10:14:53 AM
grown in the jungle primeval, by guatamlan inmates of an insane asylum
 
2013-05-21 10:37:40 AM

Maud Dib: Goddamnit you farking Aussie bastards, it's "chile", not chilli.

This is a chile pepper.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x299]

This is chili.

[i865.photobucket.com image 850x637]

This is Chile.
[wwwnc.cdc.gov image 270x270]

Farking barbarians.


and this is Chilly
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2013-05-21 10:43:02 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
Ant
2013-05-21 10:47:38 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Yes, you're really tough. Good for you.

I'll be over here enjoying the flavors of my food.


This. I like spicy food quite a bit, but at some point it just becomes masochism.
 
2013-05-21 11:40:45 AM
but .... but... "endorphin rush"...
 
2013-05-21 12:12:15 PM
See, that's the problem with testosterone, it makes guys want to 'one-up' other guys and claim bragging rights even if they have to eat lava from a volcano.

If you enjoy spicy food for the taste, fine. If you're eating something like nuclear fire which burns out your taste buds and can actually affect your health adversely, then I figure you're one brick short of a wall.

The 'heat' is a defense mechanism by the plant to keep it from being eaten. Especially the seeds. I wonder who the first guy was to eat a real hot pepper -- beyond the degree of regular black pepper -- sear the lining of his mouth out, got to experience what it must be like to be sodomized with a red hot iron rod later and still went back for more?

Masochist?
 
2013-05-21 12:15:14 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Yes, you're really tough. Good for you.

I'll be over here enjoying the flavors of my food.


You're a little hard on him - he wasn't trying to be a tough guy but only wanted to taste it.
Having said that the whole idea of 'heat for heat's sake' is pretty farking stupid.

Making food 'hot' isn't difficult; making food that tastes good can be and all these chefs substituting 'heat' for flavor are just culinary hacks.
 
2013-05-21 12:29:42 PM
I'll stand with Habanero sauces. They're actually tasty. If someone suggests a hotter pepper that tastes good, I might try it.
 
2013-05-21 12:30:47 PM
I'm unfamiliar with this type of pie.  What else is in it besides the pepper?  Is it something like a meat pie or pot pie?
 
2013-05-21 12:33:35 PM
I love hot food. If the scoville units are accurate though, no way would I touch a scorpion pepper.
 
2013-05-21 12:36:00 PM
Also fwiw, people like spicy foods for the same reason people like carbonated beverages.
 
2013-05-21 01:05:50 PM

Rik01: The 'heat' is a defense mechanism by the plant to keep it from being eaten. Especially the seeds. I wonder who the first guy was to eat a real hot pepper -- beyond the degree of regular black pepper -- sear the lining of his mouth out, got to experience what it must be like to be sodomized with a red hot iron rod later and still went back for more?


Knowing what little I do about cultural history/evolution, that unfortunate soul may not have put 2 and 2 together to figure out that "spicy in = spicy out". The pepper was probably named a sacrament or something, and it became a great honor to have The Great Anus-Pepper of Fire presented to you by the leader, and a huge insult to not consume it whole on the spot.

// and woe to he who leaks a tear - he shames himself, his ancestors, and the tribe
 
2013-05-21 01:13:52 PM

Dr Dreidel: Rik01: The 'heat' is a defense mechanism by the plant to keep it from being eaten. Especially the seeds. I wonder who the first guy was to eat a real hot pepper -- beyond the degree of regular black pepper -- sear the lining of his mouth out, got to experience what it must be like to be sodomized with a red hot iron rod later and still went back for more?

Knowing what little I do about cultural history/evolution, that unfortunate soul may not have put 2 and 2 together to figure out that "spicy in = spicy out". The pepper was probably named a sacrament or something, and it became a great honor to have The Great Anus-Pepper of Fire presented to you by the leader, and a huge insult to not consume it whole on the spot.

// and woe to he who leaks a tear - he shames himself, his ancestors, and the tribe


Depends where he leaks from.
 
2013-05-21 01:23:00 PM

Yellow Beard: Imagine the Cleveland Steamer you could deliver after eating that


If you don't mind your partner's chest looking like this:
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2013-05-21 01:58:02 PM
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2013-05-21 02:27:55 PM

KeeptheChief: Seriously, why?


This.  I mean, really.  Does it come with a free yogurt enema?
 
2013-05-21 02:47:29 PM
I'm a fan of hot... say, 1 million Scoville. But over and above that rating is a gastric nightmare.
People love the endorphin rush you get when your body thinks it's on fire. Some even develop a real addiction to it.
However, there is a limit.
 
2013-05-21 02:55:32 PM

serial arseonist: KeeptheChief: Seriously, why?

This.  I mean, really.  Does it come with a free yogurt enema?


I bet a cold yogurt enema would be awesome with this dish.  Maybe serve it as a last course.
 
2013-05-21 05:14:55 PM
I smoke my habaneros and then mix them with a variety of other flavors to make hot sauce. Cilantro, mango, carrot. Might even try some sort of melon this summer. Make your own and stop trying to be so macho. Recipes are abound on the interwebs
 
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