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(Talking Points Memo)   Obama to deliver statement at 10am today regarding the Oklahoma Tornado. Will admit he only heard about it when the rest of us did, despite receiving memos hours earlier stating otherwise. THIS....is Twisterghazigateloo   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 34
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2013-05-21 08:40:39 AM  
14 votes:
Barachemian Rhapsody :


... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)

No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go

It won't be long before the GOP wants to impeach, Impeach, IMPEEEEEEACH!

*Change in tempo*

So you think you can impeach me and spit in
spit in my eye?

So you think you can loath me and leave me to die?

Oh GOP - Can't do this to me GOP

Just gotta get out - Just gotta get Obamacare implemented!

Ohh yeah, Oohh yeah,
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters...to the GOOPPPppppppppppp


Anyway bengazi blows.....

*gong*
2013-05-21 08:32:46 AM  
4 votes:
I bet he calls it "severe weather" instead of "a terrorist act perpetrated by Mother Nature."

Then we'll have enough to impeach.
2013-05-21 08:52:44 AM  
3 votes:

jfivealive: Ban tornadoes


If you make tornadoes illegal, only criminals will have tornadoes.
2013-05-21 08:43:21 AM  
3 votes:

cubic_spleen: THIS IS HOW ALL REPUBLICANS 'THINK'!!!


No, this is.

curezone.com

fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.


Yea, there's a huge demand at the site of a natural disaster for speechwriters, teleprompters and microphones. He's such a dick for taking up those resources.
2013-05-21 08:42:36 AM  
3 votes:
He better call it a God attack and not an act of God or we should impeach.
2013-05-21 10:19:58 AM  
2 votes:
Frankly, Obama just needs to do a 3 line statement and call it a day.

"The good citizens of Oklahoma elected Tom Colburn and many others just like him as their representative. Given that Oklahoma, as well as the majority of republican states, are leeches to the federal system and contribute far less than they get, I'm announcing that we will not be sending any federal monies or other assistance. Pull up your bootstraps, good day, and good luck."
2013-05-21 09:54:01 AM  
2 votes:

maddogdelta: THE ONLY WAY TO STOP A BAD GOD WITH A TORNADO, IS A GOOD GOD WITH A TORNADO!

--Wayne LaPieaderp


blogs.cio.com
2013-05-21 09:49:15 AM  
2 votes:
cdn.nahright.com

BARACK OBAMA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT REDNECKS!
2013-05-21 08:58:42 AM  
2 votes:
But I thought Obama wanted working moms to go back to school.
2013-05-21 08:53:24 AM  
2 votes:
Just typical: Obama has a bad week, so what does he do? Crank up the weather machine to divert attention! Then he pretends like he only heard about it from the news. They don't call him old Barack "Crocodile Tears" Obama for nothing.
2013-05-21 08:50:06 AM  
2 votes:

give me doughnuts: And then there's this asshole.


i29.photobucket.com

Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills, or wherever. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts!
2013-05-21 08:47:58 AM  
2 votes:

darth_badger: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 712x537]


Awesome old dude



Nice shoes. Is that leather?
2013-05-21 08:41:27 AM  
2 votes:

karnal: Wag the dog, Mr President......wag the dog.


Are you implying that Fartbamao has a weather machine to go along with his time machine. Because, 'wagging the dog' implies he created the tornado to deflect from his "scandals".

In the future, you can just post, "I'm bad at using words. Obama bad." Save yourself the strain that comes with squeezing out your insight.
2013-05-21 08:38:01 AM  
2 votes:
This is Obama's St. Anger.
2013-05-21 08:37:03 AM  
2 votes:
This is Obama's Three Mile Island
2013-05-21 08:33:51 AM  
2 votes:
This is Obama's Falklands Crisis.
2013-05-21 08:30:26 AM  
2 votes:
You know what I'd love to see? A compilation of twerking gifs that didn't quite twerk it. That'd be hilarious.
2013-05-21 12:08:14 PM  
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: karnal: Dimensio: karnal: Pay no attention to the scandal behind the curtain.
[www.papatodd.com image 468x344]

You are correct; President Obama is commenting on the disaster in Oklahoma only to distract from numerous scandals. No other President in United States history has issued statements following destructive and deadly weather occurrences.

It's all about motive, my dear dim.

And what is YOUR motive for believing that? Because you can't believe that Obama would act like a real human being? You want so bad for Obama to be evil that you've created a Bizarro version in your head and ascribe its characteristics to actions by Real Obama.



BizarrObama?
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d23 [TotalFark]
2013-05-21 11:50:22 AM  
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2013-05-21 10:05:25 AM  
1 votes:

give me doughnuts: And then there's this asshole.


This is how I know I'm still 12 at heart.  Couldn't read past this:

"...joined his fellow Oklahoma Sen. Jim Inhofe (R)..."

and immediately all I could think what a huge opportunity was lost- this guy going by Jim instead of Jack.
2013-05-21 09:20:06 AM  
1 votes:

eventhelosers: Submitter is an a hole people died


dude, it's fark. We mock death and "scandals" and stupidity all the time, you know why? It's a coping mechanism for things like this and it acts as a way to keep ourselves sane by realizing that we're not all a bunch of retards. There's hope for humanity here. And I'm sorry you can't take a joke, but you can go wallow in sadness and depression because people died if you want, I'm gonna sit here and mock those who will do everything in their power to try and make anything a scandal.


welcome to Fark
2013-05-21 09:11:58 AM  
1 votes:
Smoking GNU:

I thnk the GOP would like him to hold the speech as near as possible ...

I thought they were upset the president was near
2013-05-21 09:09:46 AM  
1 votes:

Uranus Is Huge!: karnal: Wag the dog, Mr President......wag the dog.

Are you implying that Fartbamao has a weather machine to go along with his time machine. Because, 'wagging the dog' implies he created the tornado to deflect from his "scandals".

In the future, you can just post, "I'm bad at using words. Obama bad." Save yourself the strain that comes with squeezing out your insight.


Not implying he created the weather - just that he is taking full political advantage of it to purposely divert attention.
2013-05-21 09:08:16 AM  
1 votes:
The GOP will immediately come out in favor of tornados.
2013-05-21 09:07:39 AM  
1 votes:
s9.postimg.org
2013-05-21 08:58:33 AM  
1 votes:

MyRandomName: Shocking. Fark left uses a tragedy as an excuse to attack conservatives. Mostly using strawmen arguments of what they wrongly think conservatives believe.

None are blaming the tea party yet at least.


Yes, "Fark Right" are the real victims of this disaster. Sounds like you need an aid package of Industrial Strength Preparation H and some tissues, stat!
2013-05-21 08:56:38 AM  
1 votes:

MyRandomName: Shocking. Fark left uses a tragedy as an excuse to attack conservatives. Mostly using strawmen arguments of what they wrongly think conservatives believe.


Well, we can't attack God.
And the GOP is the next closest thing, right?
2013-05-21 08:54:42 AM  
1 votes:
Shocking. Fark left uses a tragedy as an excuse to attack conservatives. Mostly using strawmen arguments of what they wrongly think conservatives believe.

None are blaming the tea party yet at least.
2013-05-21 08:45:48 AM  
1 votes:

skozlaw: cubic_spleen: THIS IS HOW ALL REPUBLICANS 'THINK'!!!

No, this is.

[curezone.com image 357x421]

fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.

Yea, there's a huge demand at the site of a natural disaster for speechwriters, teleprompters and microphones. He's such a dick for taking up those resources.


they can use the teleprompters to dig with, like shovels. duh.
2013-05-21 08:44:15 AM  
1 votes:
I bet he's going to blame this on that movie "Twister".
2013-05-21 08:42:19 AM  
1 votes:

bmongar: Why didn't he send marines to the school to defend the children?


They could of at least held umbrellas over it!
2013-05-21 08:37:54 AM  
1 votes:

fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.


And therein lies the catch 22. If he makes a speech, people will complain its not necessary. If he doesn't make a speech, people will say he doesn't care.
2013-05-21 08:34:10 AM  
1 votes:
Why didn't he send marines to the school to defend the children?
2013-05-21 08:32:24 AM  
1 votes:
Ban tornadoes
 
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