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(Talking Points Memo)   Obama to deliver statement at 10am today regarding the Oklahoma Tornado. Will admit he only heard about it when the rest of us did, despite receiving memos hours earlier stating otherwise. THIS....is Twisterghazigateloo   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 170
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2013-05-21 08:53:24 AM  
Just typical: Obama has a bad week, so what does he do? Crank up the weather machine to divert attention! Then he pretends like he only heard about it from the news. They don't call him old Barack "Crocodile Tears" Obama for nothing.
 
2013-05-21 08:53:35 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Is it Obama's Katrina yet?


Does she have a cigar and a stained blue dress?
 
2013-05-21 08:53:46 AM  

funzyr: jfivealive: Ban tornadoes

If you make tornadoes illegal, only criminals will have tornadoes.


But... we need background checks to keep these tornadoes out of the wrong hands.
 
2013-05-21 08:54:03 AM  
This is Obama's 2003 OK City tornado!
 
2013-05-21 08:54:36 AM  
Just like liberals, turn disasters into faux crissisees just to make themselves feel better and make republicans look bad.  I see through your cunning plan!

Seriously though, what a clusterfark mother nature wrought.  Hope they can rebuild will speed and keep on keepin on.
 
2013-05-21 08:54:42 AM  
Shocking. Fark left uses a tragedy as an excuse to attack conservatives. Mostly using strawmen arguments of what they wrongly think conservatives believe.

None are blaming the tea party yet at least.
 
2013-05-21 08:55:46 AM  

Darke: OH! I've got enough. C'mere, you.
<3


^_^

/what's this BIE doing in here? ~_^

Smoking GNU: Every one to do with some sort of non-SCANDALGHAZIGATELOO.

/take the hint, Mods


hahahaha, nice! My -ghazigateloo suffix is taking off! Woot!

/and most of these mocking headlines are mine, btw
//non-scandals
///except the scandal of fark and the "scandal" headlines
 
2013-05-21 08:56:34 AM  
On a more serious note, i hope the people who are missing are found and are OK. From what i heard about all this sounds unbelievably horrible, to say the least. If there are any farkers in that direction, stay safe!
 
2013-05-21 08:56:38 AM  

MyRandomName: Shocking. Fark left uses a tragedy as an excuse to attack conservatives. Mostly using strawmen arguments of what they wrongly think conservatives believe.


Well, we can't attack God.
And the GOP is the next closest thing, right?
 
2013-05-21 08:56:41 AM  

MyRandomName: Shocking. Fark left uses a tragedy as an excuse to attack conservatives. Mostly using strawmen arguments of what they wrongly think conservatives believe.

None are blaming the tea party yet at least.


Tom Coburn politicized it first.
 
2013-05-21 08:57:51 AM  

MyRandomName: Shocking. Fark left uses a tragedy as an excuse to attack conservatives. Mostly using strawmen arguments of what they wrongly think conservatives believe.

None are blaming the tea party yet at least.


....nice try, but we're mocking the utterly mockable attempts by the right to turn anything into a scandal. Whether they turn this into another scandal has yet to be determined, but could very well turn into another "scandal"

/you know who else was determined?
 
2013-05-21 08:57:54 AM  

WippitGuud: funzyr: jfivealive: Ban tornadoes

If you make tornadoes illegal, only criminals will have tornadoes.

But... we need background checks to keep these tornadoes out of the wrong hands.


Those of us who do not want tornadoes should not have to deal with the people who do. I think the government needs to launch a full-scale war on tornadoes. Just look at how well the war on drugs has worked.
 
2013-05-21 08:58:33 AM  

MyRandomName: Shocking. Fark left uses a tragedy as an excuse to attack conservatives. Mostly using strawmen arguments of what they wrongly think conservatives believe.

None are blaming the tea party yet at least.


Yes, "Fark Right" are the real victims of this disaster. Sounds like you need an aid package of Industrial Strength Preparation H and some tissues, stat!
 
2013-05-21 08:58:42 AM  
But I thought Obama wanted working moms to go back to school.
 
2013-05-21 08:59:10 AM  

give me doughnuts: darth_badger: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 712x537]


Awesome old dude


Nice shoes. Is that leather?


If you eat vegetables then you are in PETA.
 
2013-05-21 08:59:49 AM  
More at Potato
 
2013-05-21 09:00:09 AM  
Remember all the folks claiming Bush used the Weather Dominator® to hit Nawlins with Katrina? Its now fair game to use acts of gawd as political attacks on ones enemies.

I dont wanna live on this planet anymore.
 
2013-05-21 09:00:22 AM  
This has already been an ugly, ugly thread. The worst of humanity is on display here.
 
2013-05-21 09:01:05 AM  

Oldiron_79: Remember all the folks claiming Bush used the Weather Dominator® to hit Nawlins with Katrina? Its now fair game to use acts of gawd as political attacks on ones enemies.

I dont wanna live on this planet anymore.


It'd going to get worse. Guess which church is going to protest the school children's funeral?
 
2013-05-21 09:01:23 AM  

JerseyTim: This has already been an ugly, ugly thread. The worst of humanity is on display here.


Well at least they're here and not "out there"
 
2013-05-21 09:03:19 AM  

Smoking GNU: skozlaw: cubic_spleen: THIS IS HOW ALL REPUBLICANS 'THINK'!!!

No, this is.

[curezone.com image 357x421]

fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.

Yea, there's a huge demand at the site of a natural disaster for speechwriters, teleprompters and microphones. He's such a dick for taking up those resources.

they can use the teleprompters to dig with, like shovels. duh.


Can we agree that the speech shouldn't be held anywhere near the actual disaster area?
 
2013-05-21 09:05:40 AM  

tommyl66: give me doughnuts: And then there's this asshole.



Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills, or wherever. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts!


Majestic.
 
2013-05-21 09:05:54 AM  

MyRandomName: Shocking. Fark left uses a tragedy as an excuse to attack conservatives. Mostly using strawmen arguments of what they wrongly think conservatives believe.

None are blaming the tea party yet at least.


IT'S ALL THE TEABAGGER'S FAULT!  IT'S ALL A GIANT UBER RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY! DAMN IS THERE NOTHING THOSE TEATARDS WON'T DO TO MAKE OUR MESSIAH LOOK BAD?

OH. THE. HUMANITY!!!!


Happy now?
 
2013-05-21 09:05:56 AM  
C'mon subby be fair, if Jay-Z and Beyonce weren't there, there was no reason for Barry to be aware of it.
 
2013-05-21 09:06:12 AM  

Smoking GNU: Barachemian Rhapsody :


... is this real life


....yes


.... is this just fantasy?


forums.watchuseek.com

 
2013-05-21 09:06:33 AM  
maybe he created this with their weather machine, that they own ON RECORD! thanks a lot 0bummer
 
2013-05-21 09:06:45 AM  
You partisan political people make high school cliques look rational.
 
2013-05-21 09:06:52 AM  

fireclown: Smoking GNU: skozlaw: cubic_spleen: THIS IS HOW ALL REPUBLICANS 'THINK'!!!

No, this is.

[curezone.com image 357x421]

fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.

Yea, there's a huge demand at the site of a natural disaster for speechwriters, teleprompters and microphones. He's such a dick for taking up those resources.

they can use the teleprompters to dig with, like shovels. duh.

Can we agree that the speech shouldn't be held anywhere near the actual disaster area?


I thnk the GOP would like him to hold the speech as near as possible to the next tornado there.
 
2013-05-21 09:07:39 AM  
s9.postimg.org
 
2013-05-21 09:08:16 AM  
The GOP will immediately come out in favor of tornados.
 
2013-05-21 09:08:35 AM  
Civilians don't NEED tornadoes.  Only the military should have high capacity assault tornadoes.
 
2013-05-21 09:09:28 AM  
Obama's Weather Machine
Obama's Time Machine

What other distortion fields are we gonna let this guy create?
 
2013-05-21 09:09:46 AM  

Uranus Is Huge!: karnal: Wag the dog, Mr President......wag the dog.

Are you implying that Fartbamao has a weather machine to go along with his time machine. Because, 'wagging the dog' implies he created the tornado to deflect from his "scandals".

In the future, you can just post, "I'm bad at using words. Obama bad." Save yourself the strain that comes with squeezing out your insight.


Not implying he created the weather - just that he is taking full political advantage of it to purposely divert attention.
 
2013-05-21 09:11:58 AM  
Smoking GNU:

I thnk the GOP would like him to hold the speech as near as possible ...

I thought they were upset the president was near
 
2013-05-21 09:12:09 AM  

pmmal: Obama's Weather Machine
Obama's Time Machine

What other distortion fields are we gonna let this guy create?


Weather machine? Did he get that from Bush, ya know the one he used to flood NOLA?
 
2013-05-21 09:13:02 AM  
Submitter is an a hole people died
 
2013-05-21 09:13:05 AM  

WippitGuud: Oldiron_79: Remember all the folks claiming Bush used the Weather Dominator® to hit Nawlins with Katrina? Its now fair game to use acts of gawd as political attacks on ones enemies.

I dont wanna live on this planet anymore.

It'd going to get worse. Guess which church is going to protest the school children's funeral?


Does it rhyme with Bestboro baptist?
 
2013-05-21 09:14:03 AM  

eventhelosers: Submitter is an a hole people died


welcome to fark.jpg
 
2013-05-21 09:15:06 AM  

pmmal: Obama's Weather Machine
Obama's Time Machine

What other distortion fields are we gonna let this guy create?


He didn't create shiat. He inherited them from Bush when he got into office. Is everybody on this site ten years old? How do none of you remember when Bush was raising hell with his physics defying machines of oppression?
 
2013-05-21 09:17:17 AM  

Onkel Buck: Weather machine? Did he get that from Bush, ya know the one he used to flood NOLA?


This one?

Lots of conspiracy theories around HAARP.
 
2013-05-21 09:18:31 AM  

karnal: Uranus Is Huge!: karnal: Wag the dog, Mr President......wag the dog.

Are you implying that Fartbamao has a weather machine to go along with his time machine. Because, 'wagging the dog' implies he created the tornado to deflect from his "scandals".

In the future, you can just post, "I'm bad at using words. Obama bad." Save yourself the strain that comes with squeezing out your insight.

Not implying he created the weather - just that he is taking full political advantage of it to purposely divert attention.


To "wag the dog" implies that Obama is using an event of lesser significance to divert attention from something of greater significance. So please, why don't you explain how the president going on tv and asking congress for relief appropriations is wagging the dog. What is of greater importance to Americans today?
 
2013-05-21 09:19:17 AM  
Red state?   These people just need to be more bootstrappy.
 
2013-05-21 09:20:06 AM  

eventhelosers: Submitter is an a hole people died


dude, it's fark. We mock death and "scandals" and stupidity all the time, you know why? It's a coping mechanism for things like this and it acts as a way to keep ourselves sane by realizing that we're not all a bunch of retards. There's hope for humanity here. And I'm sorry you can't take a joke, but you can go wallow in sadness and depression because people died if you want, I'm gonna sit here and mock those who will do everything in their power to try and make anything a scandal.


welcome to Fark
 
2013-05-21 09:20:37 AM  

Uranus Is Huge!: karnal: Uranus Is Huge!: karnal: Wag the dog, Mr President......wag the dog.

Are you implying that Fartbamao has a weather machine to go along with his time machine. Because, 'wagging the dog' implies he created the tornado to deflect from his "scandals".

In the future, you can just post, "I'm bad at using words. Obama bad." Save yourself the strain that comes with squeezing out your insight.

Not implying he created the weather - just that he is taking full political advantage of it to purposely divert attention.

To "wag the dog" implies that Obama is using an event of lesser significance to divert attention from something of greater significance. So please, why don't you explain how the president going on tv and asking congress for relief appropriations is wagging the dog. What is of greater importance to Americans today?


Enlighten us.
 
2013-05-21 09:23:33 AM  

eventhelosers: Submitter is an a hole people died


Account created:2005-10-26 05:36:12


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-21 09:26:22 AM  

eventhelosers: Submitter is an a hole people died


Partial people rarely die. It's kind of all-or-nothing.
 
2013-05-21 09:28:47 AM  

pxlboy: Uranus Is Huge!: karnal: Uranus Is Huge!: karnal: Wag the dog, Mr President......wag the dog.

Are you implying that Fartbamao has a weather machine to go along with his time machine. Because, 'wagging the dog' implies he created the tornado to deflect from his "scandals".

In the future, you can just post, "I'm bad at using words. Obama bad." Save yourself the strain that comes with squeezing out your insight.

Not implying he created the weather - just that he is taking full political advantage of it to purposely divert attention.

To "wag the dog" implies that Obama is using an event of lesser significance to divert attention from something of greater significance. So please, why don't you explain how the president going on tv and asking congress for relief appropriations is wagging the dog. What is of greater importance to Americans today?

Enlighten us.


The deaths from the tornados are infinitely more important than anything our government is doing....in my opinoin.....but in the hands of corrupt, self-serving politicians.
 
2013-05-21 09:29:57 AM  
Just wait til he cranks up the earthquake machine! I think his cancer ray is taking too long on Boehner though. It hasn't had an upgrade since Chavez.
 
2013-05-21 09:30:52 AM  

somedude210: eventhelosers: Submitter is an a hole people died

dude, it's fark. We mock death and "scandals" and stupidity all the time, you know why? It's a coping mechanism for things like this and it acts as a way to keep ourselves sane by realizing that we're not all a bunch of retards. There's hope for humanity here. And I'm sorry you can't take a joke, but you can go wallow in sadness and depression because people died if you want, I'm gonna sit here and mock those who will do everything in their power to try and make anything a scandal.


welcome to Fark


Hell, my mom went into surgery to get her foot amputated, and I told her to hop to it.
 
2013-05-21 09:31:41 AM  

Gleeman: eventhelosers: Submitter is an a hole people died

Account created:2005-10-26 05:36:12


[i0.kym-cdn.com image 300x300]


Is that date significant?
 
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