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(Talking Points Memo)   Obama to deliver statement at 10am today regarding the Oklahoma Tornado. Will admit he only heard about it when the rest of us did, despite receiving memos hours earlier stating otherwise. THIS....is Twisterghazigateloo   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 170
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2013-05-21 08:30:26 AM
You know what I'd love to see? A compilation of twerking gifs that didn't quite twerk it. That'd be hilarious.
 
2013-05-21 08:30:41 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-21 08:32:24 AM
Ban tornadoes
 
2013-05-21 08:32:45 AM
IS BENGHAZI A SCANDAL YET?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 
2013-05-21 08:32:46 AM
I bet he calls it "severe weather" instead of "a terrorist act perpetrated by Mother Nature."

Then we'll have enough to impeach.
 
2013-05-21 08:33:51 AM
This is Obama's Falklands Crisis.
 
2013-05-21 08:34:10 AM
Why didn't he send marines to the school to defend the children?
 
2013-05-21 08:34:38 AM
THIS IS HOW ALL REPUBLICANS 'THINK'!!!
 
2013-05-21 08:35:21 AM
I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.
 
2013-05-21 08:35:43 AM
Wag the dog, Mr President......wag the dog.
 
2013-05-21 08:37:03 AM
This is Obama's Three Mile Island
 
2013-05-21 08:37:54 AM

fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.


And therein lies the catch 22. If he makes a speech, people will complain its not necessary. If he doesn't make a speech, people will say he doesn't care.
 
2013-05-21 08:38:01 AM
This is Obama's St. Anger.
 
2013-05-21 08:38:53 AM
This is Obama's Greenville
 
2013-05-21 08:39:30 AM

WippitGuud: fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.

And therein lies the catch 22. If he makes a speech, people will complain its not necessary. If he doesn't make a speech, people will say he doesn't care.


case in point, the headline. I didn't think it would go green, yet here we are. Greened like the money in the blue, the blue being my pants
 
2013-05-21 08:39:54 AM

fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.


Really?
 
2013-05-21 08:40:39 AM
Barachemian Rhapsody :


... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)

No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go

It won't be long before the GOP wants to impeach, Impeach, IMPEEEEEEACH!

*Change in tempo*

So you think you can impeach me and spit in
spit in my eye?

So you think you can loath me and leave me to die?

Oh GOP - Can't do this to me GOP

Just gotta get out - Just gotta get Obamacare implemented!

Ohh yeah, Oohh yeah,
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters...to the GOOPPPppppppppppp


Anyway bengazi blows.....

*gong*
 
2013-05-21 08:41:26 AM
This is Obama's 9/11 Benghazi attack
 
2013-05-21 08:41:27 AM

karnal: Wag the dog, Mr President......wag the dog.


Are you implying that Fartbamao has a weather machine to go along with his time machine. Because, 'wagging the dog' implies he created the tornado to deflect from his "scandals".

In the future, you can just post, "I'm bad at using words. Obama bad." Save yourself the strain that comes with squeezing out your insight.
 
2013-05-21 08:41:42 AM

karnal: Wag the dog, Mr President......wag the dog.


How come it gotta be black comedy?
 
2013-05-21 08:42:10 AM

foo monkey: fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.

Really?


Didn't you know every time Obama appears in public it costs the nation eleventy billion dollars in security and lost productivity?
 
2013-05-21 08:42:19 AM

bmongar: Why didn't he send marines to the school to defend the children?


They could of at least held umbrellas over it!
 
2013-05-21 08:42:36 AM
He better call it a God attack and not an act of God or we should impeach.
 
2013-05-21 08:43:10 AM

Smoking GNU: Barachemian Rhapsody :


That was my favorite thread I ever got greened

/it was said that Barack's scandal grew three sizes that day
 
2013-05-21 08:43:12 AM
If there is one thing I think we can all agree on, its that this requires some sort of immediate reactionary legislation.

WE DEMAND ACTION!
 
2013-05-21 08:43:21 AM

cubic_spleen: THIS IS HOW ALL REPUBLICANS 'THINK'!!!


No, this is.

curezone.com

fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.


Yea, there's a huge demand at the site of a natural disaster for speechwriters, teleprompters and microphones. He's such a dick for taking up those resources.
 
2013-05-21 08:43:22 AM
This is Obama's Biederman meteor impact.

/but the waters receeded
 
2013-05-21 08:44:05 AM
And then there's this asshole.
 
2013-05-21 08:44:15 AM
I bet he's going to blame this on that movie "Twister".
 
2013-05-21 08:44:39 AM
But I thought we weren't done with Umbrellagate yet.
 
2013-05-21 08:45:37 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com


Awesome old dude
 
2013-05-21 08:45:48 AM

skozlaw: cubic_spleen: THIS IS HOW ALL REPUBLICANS 'THINK'!!!

No, this is.

[curezone.com image 357x421]

fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.

Yea, there's a huge demand at the site of a natural disaster for speechwriters, teleprompters and microphones. He's such a dick for taking up those resources.


they can use the teleprompters to dig with, like shovels. duh.
 
2013-05-21 08:46:02 AM

Smoking GNU: Barachemian Rhapsody :


... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)

No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go

It won't be long before the GOP wants to impeach, Impeach, IMPEEEEEEACH!

*Change in tempo*

So you think you can impeach me ...


I love you.
 
2013-05-21 08:46:30 AM

give me doughnuts: And then there's this asshole.


So, no chance of Coburn acting like Chris Christie because of this?
 
2013-05-21 08:46:33 AM
Is it Obama's Katrina yet?
 
2013-05-21 08:47:55 AM

Darke: I love you.


I hope you've brought enough lovin' for all ~8-10 of us that contributed to that magnificent piece of art

/we need the Fark Players to sing that in tune sometime...
 
2013-05-21 08:47:58 AM

darth_badger: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 712x537]


Awesome old dude



Nice shoes. Is that leather?
 
2013-05-21 08:48:29 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: This is Obama's Falklands Crisis.


No this is Obama's biatch slapping Dorothy and kicking Toto crisis.
 
2013-05-21 08:48:54 AM

Smoking GNU: Barachemian Rhapsody :


... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)

No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go

It won't be long before the GOP wants to impeach, Impeach, IMPEEEEEEACH!

*Change in tempo*

So you think you can impeach me ...


are you going to post this in every thread now?
 
2013-05-21 08:48:58 AM

somedude210: Darke: I love you.

I hope you've brought enough lovin' for all ~8-10 of us that contributed to that magnificent piece of art

/we need the Fark Players to sing that in tune sometime...


OH! I've got enough. C'mere, you.
<3
 
2013-05-21 08:49:11 AM

darth_badger: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 712x537]


Awesome old dude


Except for being a liar, yeah. He's only 93. But he still ran a marathon at frigging 93, and that's impressive enough on its own.
 
2013-05-21 08:49:26 AM

WippitGuud: give me doughnuts: And then there's this asshole.

So, no chance of Coburn acting like Chris Christie because of this?



It's possible, but we're talking lotto odds
 
2013-05-21 08:49:47 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: This is Obama's St. Anger.


Ha! Awesome.

/Is the snare on?
 
2013-05-21 08:50:06 AM

give me doughnuts: And then there's this asshole.


i29.photobucket.com

Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills, or wherever. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts!
 
2013-05-21 08:50:15 AM

Darke: I love you.


Not just me.   Give thanks to somedude210, wessoman, KingKauff, Celerian, Almost Everybody Pops, deeyablo, Carolus99, Pants full of Macaroni!!, clkeagle, Summercat, ginko, Wyalt Derp and especially LasersHurt, for making all this possible!
 
2013-05-21 08:51:41 AM

Smoking GNU: Darke: I love you.

Not just me.   Give thanks to somedude210, wessoman, KingKauff, Celerian, Almost Everybody Pops, deeyablo, Carolus99, Pants full of Macaroni!!, clkeagle, Summercat, ginko, Wyalt Derp and especially LasersHurt, for making all this possible!


Sometimes I just love this site. You guys are awesome. lol
 
2013-05-21 08:51:44 AM
I just hope that Congress acts on disaster relief with the same alacrity and lack of politics that it did after Sandy.

Exactly the same.
 
2013-05-21 08:52:04 AM

Natsumi: are you going to post this in every thread now?


Every one to do with some sort of non-SCANDALGHAZIGATELOO.

/take the hint, Mods
 
2013-05-21 08:52:27 AM

Smoking GNU: Barachemian Rhapsody :


I'd go with the title Benghazian Rhapsody myself; still ...
assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-05-21 08:52:44 AM

jfivealive: Ban tornadoes


If you make tornadoes illegal, only criminals will have tornadoes.
 
2013-05-21 08:53:24 AM
Just typical: Obama has a bad week, so what does he do? Crank up the weather machine to divert attention! Then he pretends like he only heard about it from the news. They don't call him old Barack "Crocodile Tears" Obama for nothing.
 
2013-05-21 08:53:35 AM

Rapmaster2000: Is it Obama's Katrina yet?


Does she have a cigar and a stained blue dress?
 
2013-05-21 08:53:46 AM

funzyr: jfivealive: Ban tornadoes

If you make tornadoes illegal, only criminals will have tornadoes.


But... we need background checks to keep these tornadoes out of the wrong hands.
 
2013-05-21 08:54:03 AM
This is Obama's 2003 OK City tornado!
 
2013-05-21 08:54:36 AM
Just like liberals, turn disasters into faux crissisees just to make themselves feel better and make republicans look bad.  I see through your cunning plan!

Seriously though, what a clusterfark mother nature wrought.  Hope they can rebuild will speed and keep on keepin on.
 
2013-05-21 08:54:42 AM
Shocking. Fark left uses a tragedy as an excuse to attack conservatives. Mostly using strawmen arguments of what they wrongly think conservatives believe.

None are blaming the tea party yet at least.
 
2013-05-21 08:55:46 AM

Darke: OH! I've got enough. C'mere, you.
<3


^_^

/what's this BIE doing in here? ~_^

Smoking GNU: Every one to do with some sort of non-SCANDALGHAZIGATELOO.

/take the hint, Mods


hahahaha, nice! My -ghazigateloo suffix is taking off! Woot!

/and most of these mocking headlines are mine, btw
//non-scandals
///except the scandal of fark and the "scandal" headlines
 
2013-05-21 08:56:34 AM
On a more serious note, i hope the people who are missing are found and are OK. From what i heard about all this sounds unbelievably horrible, to say the least. If there are any farkers in that direction, stay safe!
 
2013-05-21 08:56:38 AM

MyRandomName: Shocking. Fark left uses a tragedy as an excuse to attack conservatives. Mostly using strawmen arguments of what they wrongly think conservatives believe.


Well, we can't attack God.
And the GOP is the next closest thing, right?
 
2013-05-21 08:56:41 AM

MyRandomName: Shocking. Fark left uses a tragedy as an excuse to attack conservatives. Mostly using strawmen arguments of what they wrongly think conservatives believe.

None are blaming the tea party yet at least.


Tom Coburn politicized it first.
 
2013-05-21 08:57:51 AM

MyRandomName: Shocking. Fark left uses a tragedy as an excuse to attack conservatives. Mostly using strawmen arguments of what they wrongly think conservatives believe.

None are blaming the tea party yet at least.


....nice try, but we're mocking the utterly mockable attempts by the right to turn anything into a scandal. Whether they turn this into another scandal has yet to be determined, but could very well turn into another "scandal"

/you know who else was determined?
 
2013-05-21 08:57:54 AM

WippitGuud: funzyr: jfivealive: Ban tornadoes

If you make tornadoes illegal, only criminals will have tornadoes.

But... we need background checks to keep these tornadoes out of the wrong hands.


Those of us who do not want tornadoes should not have to deal with the people who do. I think the government needs to launch a full-scale war on tornadoes. Just look at how well the war on drugs has worked.
 
2013-05-21 08:58:33 AM

MyRandomName: Shocking. Fark left uses a tragedy as an excuse to attack conservatives. Mostly using strawmen arguments of what they wrongly think conservatives believe.

None are blaming the tea party yet at least.


Yes, "Fark Right" are the real victims of this disaster. Sounds like you need an aid package of Industrial Strength Preparation H and some tissues, stat!
 
2013-05-21 08:58:42 AM
But I thought Obama wanted working moms to go back to school.
 
2013-05-21 08:59:10 AM

give me doughnuts: darth_badger: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 712x537]


Awesome old dude


Nice shoes. Is that leather?


If you eat vegetables then you are in PETA.
 
2013-05-21 08:59:49 AM
More at Potato
 
2013-05-21 09:00:09 AM
Remember all the folks claiming Bush used the Weather Dominator® to hit Nawlins with Katrina? Its now fair game to use acts of gawd as political attacks on ones enemies.

I dont wanna live on this planet anymore.
 
2013-05-21 09:00:22 AM
This has already been an ugly, ugly thread. The worst of humanity is on display here.
 
2013-05-21 09:01:05 AM

Oldiron_79: Remember all the folks claiming Bush used the Weather Dominator® to hit Nawlins with Katrina? Its now fair game to use acts of gawd as political attacks on ones enemies.

I dont wanna live on this planet anymore.


It'd going to get worse. Guess which church is going to protest the school children's funeral?
 
2013-05-21 09:01:23 AM

JerseyTim: This has already been an ugly, ugly thread. The worst of humanity is on display here.


Well at least they're here and not "out there"
 
2013-05-21 09:03:19 AM

Smoking GNU: skozlaw: cubic_spleen: THIS IS HOW ALL REPUBLICANS 'THINK'!!!

No, this is.

[curezone.com image 357x421]

fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.

Yea, there's a huge demand at the site of a natural disaster for speechwriters, teleprompters and microphones. He's such a dick for taking up those resources.

they can use the teleprompters to dig with, like shovels. duh.


Can we agree that the speech shouldn't be held anywhere near the actual disaster area?
 
2013-05-21 09:05:40 AM

tommyl66: give me doughnuts: And then there's this asshole.



Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills, or wherever. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts!


Majestic.
 
2013-05-21 09:05:54 AM

MyRandomName: Shocking. Fark left uses a tragedy as an excuse to attack conservatives. Mostly using strawmen arguments of what they wrongly think conservatives believe.

None are blaming the tea party yet at least.


IT'S ALL THE TEABAGGER'S FAULT!  IT'S ALL A GIANT UBER RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY! DAMN IS THERE NOTHING THOSE TEATARDS WON'T DO TO MAKE OUR MESSIAH LOOK BAD?

OH. THE. HUMANITY!!!!


Happy now?
 
2013-05-21 09:05:56 AM
C'mon subby be fair, if Jay-Z and Beyonce weren't there, there was no reason for Barry to be aware of it.
 
2013-05-21 09:06:12 AM

Smoking GNU: Barachemian Rhapsody :


... is this real life


....yes


.... is this just fantasy?


forums.watchuseek.com

 
2013-05-21 09:06:33 AM
maybe he created this with their weather machine, that they own ON RECORD! thanks a lot 0bummer
 
2013-05-21 09:06:45 AM
You partisan political people make high school cliques look rational.
 
2013-05-21 09:06:52 AM

fireclown: Smoking GNU: skozlaw: cubic_spleen: THIS IS HOW ALL REPUBLICANS 'THINK'!!!

No, this is.

[curezone.com image 357x421]

fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.

Yea, there's a huge demand at the site of a natural disaster for speechwriters, teleprompters and microphones. He's such a dick for taking up those resources.

they can use the teleprompters to dig with, like shovels. duh.

Can we agree that the speech shouldn't be held anywhere near the actual disaster area?


I thnk the GOP would like him to hold the speech as near as possible to the next tornado there.
 
2013-05-21 09:07:39 AM
s9.postimg.org
 
2013-05-21 09:08:16 AM
The GOP will immediately come out in favor of tornados.
 
2013-05-21 09:08:35 AM
Civilians don't NEED tornadoes.  Only the military should have high capacity assault tornadoes.
 
2013-05-21 09:09:28 AM
Obama's Weather Machine
Obama's Time Machine

What other distortion fields are we gonna let this guy create?
 
2013-05-21 09:09:46 AM

Uranus Is Huge!: karnal: Wag the dog, Mr President......wag the dog.

Are you implying that Fartbamao has a weather machine to go along with his time machine. Because, 'wagging the dog' implies he created the tornado to deflect from his "scandals".

In the future, you can just post, "I'm bad at using words. Obama bad." Save yourself the strain that comes with squeezing out your insight.


Not implying he created the weather - just that he is taking full political advantage of it to purposely divert attention.
 
2013-05-21 09:11:58 AM
Smoking GNU:

I thnk the GOP would like him to hold the speech as near as possible ...

I thought they were upset the president was near
 
2013-05-21 09:12:09 AM

pmmal: Obama's Weather Machine
Obama's Time Machine

What other distortion fields are we gonna let this guy create?


Weather machine? Did he get that from Bush, ya know the one he used to flood NOLA?
 
2013-05-21 09:13:02 AM
Submitter is an a hole people died
 
2013-05-21 09:13:05 AM

WippitGuud: Oldiron_79: Remember all the folks claiming Bush used the Weather Dominator® to hit Nawlins with Katrina? Its now fair game to use acts of gawd as political attacks on ones enemies.

I dont wanna live on this planet anymore.

It'd going to get worse. Guess which church is going to protest the school children's funeral?


Does it rhyme with Bestboro baptist?
 
2013-05-21 09:14:03 AM

eventhelosers: Submitter is an a hole people died


welcome to fark.jpg
 
2013-05-21 09:15:06 AM

pmmal: Obama's Weather Machine
Obama's Time Machine

What other distortion fields are we gonna let this guy create?


He didn't create shiat. He inherited them from Bush when he got into office. Is everybody on this site ten years old? How do none of you remember when Bush was raising hell with his physics defying machines of oppression?
 
2013-05-21 09:17:17 AM

Onkel Buck: Weather machine? Did he get that from Bush, ya know the one he used to flood NOLA?


This one?

Lots of conspiracy theories around HAARP.
 
2013-05-21 09:18:31 AM

karnal: Uranus Is Huge!: karnal: Wag the dog, Mr President......wag the dog.

Are you implying that Fartbamao has a weather machine to go along with his time machine. Because, 'wagging the dog' implies he created the tornado to deflect from his "scandals".

In the future, you can just post, "I'm bad at using words. Obama bad." Save yourself the strain that comes with squeezing out your insight.

Not implying he created the weather - just that he is taking full political advantage of it to purposely divert attention.


To "wag the dog" implies that Obama is using an event of lesser significance to divert attention from something of greater significance. So please, why don't you explain how the president going on tv and asking congress for relief appropriations is wagging the dog. What is of greater importance to Americans today?
 
2013-05-21 09:19:17 AM
Red state?   These people just need to be more bootstrappy.
 
2013-05-21 09:20:06 AM

eventhelosers: Submitter is an a hole people died


dude, it's fark. We mock death and "scandals" and stupidity all the time, you know why? It's a coping mechanism for things like this and it acts as a way to keep ourselves sane by realizing that we're not all a bunch of retards. There's hope for humanity here. And I'm sorry you can't take a joke, but you can go wallow in sadness and depression because people died if you want, I'm gonna sit here and mock those who will do everything in their power to try and make anything a scandal.


welcome to Fark
 
2013-05-21 09:20:37 AM

Uranus Is Huge!: karnal: Uranus Is Huge!: karnal: Wag the dog, Mr President......wag the dog.

Are you implying that Fartbamao has a weather machine to go along with his time machine. Because, 'wagging the dog' implies he created the tornado to deflect from his "scandals".

In the future, you can just post, "I'm bad at using words. Obama bad." Save yourself the strain that comes with squeezing out your insight.

Not implying he created the weather - just that he is taking full political advantage of it to purposely divert attention.

To "wag the dog" implies that Obama is using an event of lesser significance to divert attention from something of greater significance. So please, why don't you explain how the president going on tv and asking congress for relief appropriations is wagging the dog. What is of greater importance to Americans today?


Enlighten us.
 
2013-05-21 09:23:33 AM

eventhelosers: Submitter is an a hole people died


Account created:2005-10-26 05:36:12


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-21 09:26:22 AM

eventhelosers: Submitter is an a hole people died


Partial people rarely die. It's kind of all-or-nothing.
 
2013-05-21 09:28:47 AM

pxlboy: Uranus Is Huge!: karnal: Uranus Is Huge!: karnal: Wag the dog, Mr President......wag the dog.

Are you implying that Fartbamao has a weather machine to go along with his time machine. Because, 'wagging the dog' implies he created the tornado to deflect from his "scandals".

In the future, you can just post, "I'm bad at using words. Obama bad." Save yourself the strain that comes with squeezing out your insight.

Not implying he created the weather - just that he is taking full political advantage of it to purposely divert attention.

To "wag the dog" implies that Obama is using an event of lesser significance to divert attention from something of greater significance. So please, why don't you explain how the president going on tv and asking congress for relief appropriations is wagging the dog. What is of greater importance to Americans today?

Enlighten us.


The deaths from the tornados are infinitely more important than anything our government is doing....in my opinoin.....but in the hands of corrupt, self-serving politicians.
 
2013-05-21 09:29:57 AM
Just wait til he cranks up the earthquake machine! I think his cancer ray is taking too long on Boehner though. It hasn't had an upgrade since Chavez.
 
2013-05-21 09:30:52 AM

somedude210: eventhelosers: Submitter is an a hole people died

dude, it's fark. We mock death and "scandals" and stupidity all the time, you know why? It's a coping mechanism for things like this and it acts as a way to keep ourselves sane by realizing that we're not all a bunch of retards. There's hope for humanity here. And I'm sorry you can't take a joke, but you can go wallow in sadness and depression because people died if you want, I'm gonna sit here and mock those who will do everything in their power to try and make anything a scandal.


welcome to Fark


Hell, my mom went into surgery to get her foot amputated, and I told her to hop to it.
 
2013-05-21 09:31:41 AM

Gleeman: eventhelosers: Submitter is an a hole people died

Account created:2005-10-26 05:36:12


[i0.kym-cdn.com image 300x300]


Is that date significant?
 
2013-05-21 09:33:26 AM

bmongar: Gleeman: eventhelosers: Submitter is an a hole people died

Account created:2005-10-26 05:36:12


[i0.kym-cdn.com image 300x300]

Is that date significant?


he's saying that that person has been here long enough to know what fark is like
 
2013-05-21 09:33:38 AM

give me doughnuts: darth_badger: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 712x537]


Awesome old dude


Nice shoes. Is that leather?



cdn.overclock.net
 
2013-05-21 09:33:55 AM
I'd like to thank all of the farkers who have helped to politicize a natural desaster. It's those of you in the community that help me to remember why no one can have an actual discussion in this country anymore.

I know you all wan tto be Kanye, but there can be only one Kanye and he was the greatest Kanye of all time....OF ALL TIME!
 
2013-05-21 09:34:06 AM

karnal: The deaths from the tornados are infinitely more important than anything our government is doing....in my opinoin.....but in the hands of corrupt, self-serving politicians.


....so this is a "wag the dog" moment...how?
 
2013-05-21 09:34:43 AM

eventhelosers: Submitter is an a hole people died


Ewww, that's gross. Maybe we should throw him/her a rope to get out of that hole of dead people.
 
2013-05-21 09:34:57 AM

Smoking GNU: Natsumi: are you going to post this in every thread now?

Every one to do with some sort of non-SCANDALGHAZIGATELOO.

/take the hint, Mods


aaaiii...
 
2013-05-21 09:35:03 AM

funzyr: Hell, my mom went into surgery to get her foot amputated, and I told her to hop to it.


oh man, that's bad :-P

truly, farkers have a..."unique" sense of humor
 
2013-05-21 09:35:26 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: This is Obama's St. Anger.


Now THAT'S a low blow.
 
2013-05-21 09:40:48 AM

Uranus Is Huge!: karnal: Uranus Is Huge!: karnal: Wag the dog, Mr President......wag the dog.

Are you implying that Fartbamao has a weather machine to go along with his time machine. Because, 'wagging the dog' implies he created the tornado to deflect from his "scandals".

In the future, you can just post, "I'm bad at using words. Obama bad." Save yourself the strain that comes with squeezing out your insight.

Not implying he created the weather - just that he is taking full political advantage of it to purposely divert attention.

To "wag the dog" implies that Obama is using an event of lesser significance to divert attention from something of greater significance. So please, why don't you explain how the president going on tv and asking congress for relief appropriations is wagging the dog. What is of greater importance to Americans today?


A bunch of pretend scandals, that's what!
 
2013-05-21 09:44:53 AM
I hope he uses a generous smattering of the words "welfare," "government money," "social justice," "FEMA," etc. when promising them aid.
 
2013-05-21 09:45:16 AM

Rapmaster2000: give me doughnuts: darth_badger: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 712x537]


Awesome old dude


Nice shoes. Is that leather?

If you eat vegetables then you are in PETA.


Nobody talks about the suffering of the plants.
 
2013-05-21 09:46:35 AM

somedude210: funzyr: Hell, my mom went into surgery to get her foot amputated, and I told her to hop to it.

oh man, that's bad :-P

truly, farkers have a..."unique" sense of humor


We're all marked for hell ANYWAY, so why hold back?
 
2013-05-21 09:49:02 AM
THE ONLY WAY TO STOP A BAD GOD WITH A TORNADO, IS A GOOD GOD WITH A TORNADO!

--Wayne LaPieaderp
 
2013-05-21 09:49:15 AM
cdn.nahright.com

BARACK OBAMA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT REDNECKS!
 
2013-05-21 09:50:58 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: This is Obama's St. Anger.


*snerk*
 
2013-05-21 09:52:11 AM

somedude210: karnal: The deaths from the tornados are infinitely more important than anything our government is doing....in my opinoin.....but in the hands of corrupt, self-serving politicians.

....so this is a "wag the dog" moment...how?


Wow! I will say this very slowly for you then:  Because - to - the - corrupt, self-serving - politicians - currently - in - power, the - deaths - are - secondary - and - useful - to - divert - attention - from - all - of - their - scandals.
 
2013-05-21 09:52:43 AM
Oh my God... Did Wayne Coyne make it out of there alive?
 
2013-05-21 09:54:01 AM

maddogdelta: THE ONLY WAY TO STOP A BAD GOD WITH A TORNADO, IS A GOOD GOD WITH A TORNADO!

--Wayne LaPieaderp


blogs.cio.com
 
2013-05-21 09:57:25 AM
karnal:

Wow! I will say this very slowly for you then:  Because - to - the - corrupt, self-serving - politicians - currently - in - power, the - deaths - are - secondary - and - useful - to - divert - attention - from - all - of - their - scandals.

Congratulations!  You win the most stupid comment of the day!

Here's your cookie, you have a choice of oatmeal, chocolate chip or sugar.  Have a cup of tea on your way out!

Thanks so much for playing!

Buh Bye now!
 
2013-05-21 09:57:42 AM

give me doughnuts: Rapmaster2000: give me doughnuts: darth_badger: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 712x537]


Awesome old dude


Nice shoes. Is that leather?

If you eat vegetables then you are in PETA.

Nobody talks about the suffering of the plants.


Which is why breatharians are the only truly pure people.
 
2013-05-21 10:02:50 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: give me doughnuts: Rapmaster2000: give me doughnuts: darth_badger: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 712x537]


Awesome old dude


Nice shoes. Is that leather?

If you eat vegetables then you are in PETA.

Nobody talks about the suffering of the plants.

Which is why breatharians are the only truly pure people.


What the hell did all those airborne microbes do to you?! THINK OF THE MICROBES YOU HEARTLESS SAVAGES!
 
2013-05-21 10:05:25 AM

give me doughnuts: And then there's this asshole.


This is how I know I'm still 12 at heart.  Couldn't read past this:

"...joined his fellow Oklahoma Sen. Jim Inhofe (R)..."

and immediately all I could think what a huge opportunity was lost- this guy going by Jim instead of Jack.
 
2013-05-21 10:08:26 AM

eventhelosers: eventhelosers: Submitter is an a hole people died

welcome to fark.jpg


Did you just respond to yourself?  Alt fail?
 
2013-05-21 10:10:35 AM

Smoking GNU: somedude210: funzyr: Hell, my mom went into surgery to get her foot amputated, and I told her to hop to it.

oh man, that's bad :-P

truly, farkers have a..."unique" sense of humor

We're all marked for hell ANYWAY, so why hold back?


Very true. Remind me to sponsor you in a couple of weeks btw

karnal: Wow! I will say this very slowly for you then: Because - to - the - corrupt, self-serving - politicians - currently - in - power, the - deaths - are - secondary - and - useful - to - divert - attention - from - all - of - their - scandals.


You honestly believe that Obama doesn't care about those who just lost their lives?
 
2013-05-21 10:13:22 AM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: karnal:

Wow! I will say this very slowly for you then:  Because - to - the - corrupt, self-serving - politicians - currently - in - power, the - deaths - are - secondary - and - useful - to - divert - attention - from - all - of - their - scandals.

Congratulations!  You win the most stupid comment of the day!

Here's your cookie, you have a choice of oatmeal, chocolate chip or sugar.  Have a cup of tea on your way out!

Thanks so much for playing!

Buh Bye now!


Your response was lacking in imagination......dull
 
2013-05-21 10:13:55 AM

somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: funzyr: Hell, my mom went into surgery to get her foot amputated, and I told her to hop to it.

oh man, that's bad :-P

truly, farkers have a..."unique" sense of humor

We're all marked for hell ANYWAY, so why hold back?

Very true. Remind me to sponsor you in a couple of weeks btw

karnal: Wow! I will say this very slowly for you then: Because - to - the - corrupt, self-serving - politicians - currently - in - power, the - deaths - are - secondary - and - useful - to - divert - attention - from - all - of - their - scandals.

You honestly believe that Obama doesn't care about those who just lost their lives?


Obviously not. He's to near to care about people dying! Study it out!
 
2013-05-21 10:14:25 AM

Smoking GNU: Barachemian Rhapsody :


... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)

No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go

It won't be long before the GOP wants to impeach, Impeach, IMPEEEEEEACH!

*Change in tempo*

So you think you can impeach me ...


'twas an awesome thread.

www.maniacworld.com
 
2013-05-21 10:15:35 AM

darth_badger: Awesome old dude


BAH! he's as dead as Abe Vigoda..
 
2013-05-21 10:17:34 AM

give me doughnuts: Rapmaster2000: give me doughnuts: darth_badger: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 712x537]


Awesome old dude


Nice shoes. Is that leather?

If you eat vegetables then you are in PETA.

Nobody talks about the suffering of the plants.


"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."
 
2013-05-21 10:19:58 AM
Frankly, Obama just needs to do a 3 line statement and call it a day.

"The good citizens of Oklahoma elected Tom Colburn and many others just like him as their representative. Given that Oklahoma, as well as the majority of republican states, are leeches to the federal system and contribute far less than they get, I'm announcing that we will not be sending any federal monies or other assistance. Pull up your bootstraps, good day, and good luck."
 
2013-05-21 10:22:30 AM

Johnny Swank: Frankly, Obama just needs to do a 3 line statement and call it a day.

"The good citizens of Oklahoma elected Tom Colburn and many others just like him as their representative. Given that Oklahoma, as well as the majority of republican states, are leeches to the federal system and contribute far less than they get, I'm announcing that we will not be sending any federal monies or other assistance. Pull up your bootstraps, good day, and good luck."


Except that would be really f*cking stupid. Sorry, but even if the President spends 364 days eating Republican sh*t because of racism, ideology, politics or whatever, Oklahomans are just as American as everyone else, and deserve help just like people in Joplin and New Jersey did.
 
2013-05-21 10:22:33 AM
Have the looting and rapes started yet at the shelters?
 
2013-05-21 10:29:01 AM

verbaltoxin: Except that would be really f*cking stupid. Sorry, but even if the President spends 364 days eating Republican sh*t because of racism, ideology, politics or whatever, Oklahomans are just as American as everyone else, and deserve help just like people in Joplin and New Jersey did.


THIS^^
 
2013-05-21 10:29:37 AM

fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.


I mostly agree, but he has to say something, or he looks like he doesn't care. This applies to any president - it's mostly showmanship, but it comes with the job.

What he shouldn't do is make a visit to tour the damage - not yet. The damage is obvious. The people of OKC need water and blankets and food, and they don't need a supply plane in a holding pattern because AF1 is on approach.

Let the mayor and governor do their thing.
 
2013-05-21 10:37:23 AM
Has Obama called the tornado an "act of God" yet? No, because he wants to use this disaster as another example of the "global warming" hoax. And I heard he will confiscate all the guns in Moore because people no longer have home to protect so there is no need for firearms.
 
2013-05-21 10:39:10 AM

ImpendingCynic: fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.

I mostly agree, but he has to say something, or he looks like he doesn't care. This applies to any president - it's mostly showmanship, but it comes with the job.

What he shouldn't do is make a visit to tour the damage - not yet. The damage is obvious. The people of OKC need water and blankets and food, and they don't need a supply plane in a holding pattern because AF1 is on approach.

Let the mayor and governor do their thing.


I think that we can agree that he do a short speech (because there isn't a lot to say other than "this is awful", "please donate to the red cross" and whatnot) from the Rose Garden.  And maybe tour the place in a few weeks once the really urgent emergency work is sorted out.
 
2013-05-21 10:49:10 AM

verbaltoxin: Oklahomans are just as American as everyone else, and deserve help just like people in Joplin and New Jersey did.


So make sure that we cut a few programs in those areas to pay for them, like the asshats wanted for Joplin and New Jersey relief.

Until we make their supporters feel the full pain of the policies these folks want to impose, they will keep reelecting them.
 
2013-05-21 10:49:42 AM
This is Obama's 2013 OK tornado.
 
2013-05-21 10:56:09 AM
I don't think this scandal can touch Obama.  The true question is: When did Hillary know about these tornados, and why wasn't more done?  I don't think anyone can miss that this tornado had a lot of water with it.  This just may end up going down in history as Watergate.

/stay safe Oklahomans, awful shiat out there. :/
 
2013-05-21 10:58:00 AM

verbaltoxin: Johnny Swank: Frankly, Obama just needs to do a 3 line statement and call it a day.

"The good citizens of Oklahoma elected Tom Colburn and many others just like him as their representative. Given that Oklahoma, as well as the majority of republican states, are leeches to the federal system and contribute far less than they get, I'm announcing that we will not be sending any federal monies or other assistance. Pull up your bootstraps, good day, and good luck."

Except that would be really f*cking stupid. Sorry, but even if the President spends 364 days eating Republican sh*t because of racism, ideology, politics or whatever, Oklahomans are just as American as everyone else, and deserve help just like people in Joplin and New Jersey did.


I disagree. The good citizens of Oklahoma have decided to opt out of participating as a part of the United States, given their endless filibusters via Colburn. They want to be independent? Fine, but fark em when those leeches have their hands out, again.
 
2013-05-21 10:58:06 AM
Pay no attention to the scandal behind the curtain.
www.papatodd.com
 
2013-05-21 11:06:45 AM

cubic_spleen: THIS IS HOW ALL REPUBLICANS 'THINK'!!!


In all caps? Must be exhausting.
 
2013-05-21 11:30:30 AM

karnal: Pay no attention to the scandal behind the curtain.
[www.papatodd.com image 468x344]


You are correct; President Obama is commenting on the disaster in Oklahoma only to distract from numerous scandals. No other President in United States history has issued statements following destructive and deadly weather occurrences.
 
2013-05-21 11:31:48 AM
This is Obama's Casey Creek.


/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-05-21 11:41:16 AM

DocTravesty: eventhelosers: eventhelosers: Submitter is an a hole people died

welcome to fark.jpg

Did you just respond to yourself?  Alt fail?


Oh wow. That's embarrassing.
 
2013-05-21 11:48:24 AM

Dimensio: karnal: Pay no attention to the scandal behind the curtain.
[www.papatodd.com image 468x344]

You are correct; President Obama is commenting on the disaster in Oklahoma only to distract from numerous scandals. No other President in United States history has issued statements following destructive and deadly weather occurrences.


It's all about motive, my dear dim.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-05-21 11:49:37 AM
dear 'murika:

Why are you electing cretins to be your representatives?

love
-d23
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-05-21 11:50:22 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-21 11:53:08 AM

karnal: Dimensio: karnal: Pay no attention to the scandal behind the curtain.
[www.papatodd.com image 468x344]

You are correct; President Obama is commenting on the disaster in Oklahoma only to distract from numerous scandals. No other President in United States history has issued statements following destructive and deadly weather occurrences.

It's all about motive, my dear dim.


And what is YOUR motive for believing that? Because you can't believe that Obama would act like a real human being? You want so bad for Obama to be evil that you've created a Bizarro version in your head and ascribe its characteristics to actions by Real Obama.
 
2013-05-21 12:00:53 PM
Man, what is up with all the bad news lately? Let's focus on the people who need help, not the political pandering on both sides. Like WippitGuud said above, Damned if you do and damned if you don't.

/yes, the rhapsody was awesome to play in.
 
2013-05-21 12:08:14 PM

cameroncrazy1984: karnal: Dimensio: karnal: Pay no attention to the scandal behind the curtain.
[www.papatodd.com image 468x344]

You are correct; President Obama is commenting on the disaster in Oklahoma only to distract from numerous scandals. No other President in United States history has issued statements following destructive and deadly weather occurrences.

It's all about motive, my dear dim.

And what is YOUR motive for believing that? Because you can't believe that Obama would act like a real human being? You want so bad for Obama to be evil that you've created a Bizarro version in your head and ascribe its characteristics to actions by Real Obama.



BizarrObama?
si0.twimg.com
 
2013-05-21 12:19:54 PM

karnal: cameroncrazy1984: karnal: Dimensio: karnal: Pay no attention to the scandal behind the curtain.
[www.papatodd.com image 468x344]

You are correct; President Obama is commenting on the disaster in Oklahoma only to distract from numerous scandals. No other President in United States history has issued statements following destructive and deadly weather occurrences.

It's all about motive, my dear dim.

And what is YOUR motive for believing that? Because you can't believe that Obama would act like a real human being? You want so bad for Obama to be evil that you've created a Bizarro version in your head and ascribe its characteristics to actions by Real Obama.


BizarrObama?
[si0.twimg.com image 405x507]


Yes, BizarrObama. You ascribe motives to the Real Obama based on a right-wing talk-radio version you've created in your head.
 
2013-05-21 12:34:34 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: This is Obama's St. Anger.


Now that's harsh.
 
2013-05-21 12:36:38 PM

give me doughnuts: darth_badger: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 712x537]


Awesome old dude


Nice shoes. Is that leather?


I doubt it. Most running shoes seem to use a lighter material.
 
2013-05-21 12:39:29 PM

karnal: Wow! I will say this very slowly for you then: Because - to - the - corrupt, self-serving - politicians - currently - in - power, the - deaths - are - secondary - and - useful - to - divert - attention - from - all - of - their - scandals.


So what exactly would be an acceptable action for the president to take on the tornado, in your view?  Because it looks like you just want to complain about the president, regardless of what he does.
 
2013-05-21 01:12:33 PM

d23: dear 'murika:

Why are you electing cretins to be your representatives?

love
-d23



Sadly, not enough people of intelligence and integrity are willing to put up with numerous layers of shiat they have to go through to get elected.
If they have the sort of drive and the qualities needed to run a state, country, or other political unit, then they are probably doing quite well in the business world where they can make more money, have all the same perks, and very little of the hassle that accompanies political office.

Instead, we mostly get narcisistic douche-bags with all the morals and ethics of a cat in heat. Dwight Eisenhower is what we want, but Tom Delay is what we get.
 
2013-05-21 01:15:00 PM

udhq: karnal: Wow! I will say this very slowly for you then: Because - to - the - corrupt, self-serving - politicians - currently - in - power, the - deaths - are - secondary - and - useful - to - divert - attention - from - all - of - their - scandals.

So what exactly would be an acceptable action for the president to take on the tornado, in your view?  Because it looks like you just want to complain about the president, regardless of what he does.


Quitting and moving back to Ghana would be acceptable to me.
 
2013-05-21 01:22:15 PM
This is Obama's Battle of Canary Wharf.
 
2013-05-21 01:53:20 PM

karnal: udhq: karnal: Wow! I will say this very slowly for you then: Because - to - the - corrupt, self-serving - politicians - currently - in - power, the - deaths - are - secondary - and - useful - to - divert - attention - from - all - of - their - scandals.

So what exactly would be an acceptable action for the president to take on the tornado, in your view?  Because it looks like you just want to complain about the president, regardless of what he does.

Quitting and moving back to Ghana would be acceptable to me.


I would "favorite" you with the label of "dishonest", but I have already done so due to a previous incident where you demonstrably lied, thus such a label would be redundant.
 
2013-05-21 01:56:56 PM

karnal: Quitting and moving back to Ghana would be acceptable to me.


*SNERT*

So stupid you can't even keep your teaheadist memes straight. You're supposed to say that he was born in Kenya...
 
2013-05-21 01:59:43 PM

maddogdelta: karnal: Quitting and moving back to Ghana would be acceptable to me.

*SNERT*

So stupid you can't even keep your teaheadist memes straight. You're supposed to say that he was born in Kenya...


He is speaking of BizzarObama, though in that respect he is still incorrect as BizarrObama was born in Aynek.
 
2013-05-21 02:09:47 PM

Dimensio: maddogdelta: karnal: Quitting and moving back to Ghana would be acceptable to me.

*SNERT*

So stupid you can't even keep your teaheadist memes straight. You're supposed to say that he was born in Kenya...

He is speaking of BizzarObama, though in that respect he is still incorrect as BizarrObama was born in Aynek.



BizarrObama is honest, trustworthy and a Conservative christian.
 
2013-05-21 02:10:20 PM
Zero blames Limbaugh in 3...2...
 
2013-05-21 02:27:09 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-21 03:03:55 PM
I say fark em, they continue to vote Coburn into office, despite his attempts to slow government to a crawl. OK then, it's disabled, what are you gonna do now? You want less government, we hear you. Now deal with less government. How exactly are you gonna clean up and rebuild? I don't want my tax dollars going to help you when you protested helping me in my time of need. I feel sorry you live in an area called "tornado alley" and you are surprised everything you own got leveled. It happened 14 years ago, and many times before. But my tax dollars are supposed to help you rebuild, when you voted over and over for a man that wanted to cut any benefits I might get when my company decided my services weren't needed anymore, including feeding my kids. Pull up those bootstraps, vote Republican again, and pull yourself up out of this mess, sorry.
 
2013-05-21 03:42:09 PM

Lil' Max Meatboots: I say fark em, they continue to vote Coburn into office, despite his attempts to slow government to a crawl. OK then, it's disabled, what are you gonna do now? You want less government, we hear you. Now deal with less government. How exactly are you gonna clean up and rebuild? I don't want my tax dollars going to help you when you protested helping me in my time of need. I feel sorry you live in an area called "tornado alley" and you are surprised everything you own got leveled. It happened 14 years ago, and many times before. But my tax dollars are supposed to help you rebuild, when you voted over and over for a man that wanted to cut any benefits I might get when my company decided my services weren't needed anymore, including feeding my kids. Pull up those bootstraps, vote Republican again, and pull yourself up out of this mess, sorry.


Yeah - you are.
 
2013-05-21 04:35:22 PM

karnal: Lil' Max Meatboots: I say fark em, they continue to vote Coburn into office, despite his attempts to slow government to a crawl. OK then, it's disabled, what are you gonna do now? You want less government, we hear you. Now deal with less government. How exactly are you gonna clean up and rebuild? I don't want my tax dollars going to help you when you protested helping me in my time of need. I feel sorry you live in an area called "tornado alley" and you are surprised everything you own got leveled. It happened 14 years ago, and many times before. But my tax dollars are supposed to help you rebuild, when you voted over and over for a man that wanted to cut any benefits I might get when my company decided my services weren't needed anymore, including feeding my kids. Pull up those bootstraps, vote Republican again, and pull yourself up out of this mess, sorry.

Yeah - you are.


Well, you know that entire state populations (especially Oklahoma) either vote 100% R, or 100% D. Those that even show up to vote that is. There are absolutely no liberals in any red state and absolutely no conservatives in any blue states.

/hope I didn't break too many sarcasm detectors with the above post.
//seems that some tend to somewhat think like that though.
 
2013-05-21 04:51:11 PM

Karac: Smoking GNU: Barachemian Rhapsody :

I'd go with the title Benghazian Rhapsody myself; still ...
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Seconded ad infinitum, peeps.
 
2013-05-21 05:06:18 PM
Smoking GNU: Barachemian Rhapsody :

Flawless.
 
2013-05-22 12:38:03 AM
Dead Children... taking the focus off the BOB's Scandal du Jour

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