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(Talking Points Memo)   Obama to deliver statement at 10am today regarding the Oklahoma Tornado. Will admit he only heard about it when the rest of us did, despite receiving memos hours earlier stating otherwise. THIS....is Twisterghazigateloo   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 170
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2013-05-21 12:08:14 PM

cameroncrazy1984: karnal: Dimensio: karnal: Pay no attention to the scandal behind the curtain.
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You are correct; President Obama is commenting on the disaster in Oklahoma only to distract from numerous scandals. No other President in United States history has issued statements following destructive and deadly weather occurrences.

It's all about motive, my dear dim.

And what is YOUR motive for believing that? Because you can't believe that Obama would act like a real human being? You want so bad for Obama to be evil that you've created a Bizarro version in your head and ascribe its characteristics to actions by Real Obama.



BizarrObama?
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2013-05-21 12:19:54 PM

karnal: cameroncrazy1984: karnal: Dimensio: karnal: Pay no attention to the scandal behind the curtain.
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You are correct; President Obama is commenting on the disaster in Oklahoma only to distract from numerous scandals. No other President in United States history has issued statements following destructive and deadly weather occurrences.

It's all about motive, my dear dim.

And what is YOUR motive for believing that? Because you can't believe that Obama would act like a real human being? You want so bad for Obama to be evil that you've created a Bizarro version in your head and ascribe its characteristics to actions by Real Obama.


BizarrObama?
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Yes, BizarrObama. You ascribe motives to the Real Obama based on a right-wing talk-radio version you've created in your head.
 
2013-05-21 12:34:34 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: This is Obama's St. Anger.


Now that's harsh.
 
2013-05-21 12:36:38 PM

give me doughnuts: darth_badger: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 712x537]


Awesome old dude


Nice shoes. Is that leather?


I doubt it. Most running shoes seem to use a lighter material.
 
2013-05-21 12:39:29 PM

karnal: Wow! I will say this very slowly for you then: Because - to - the - corrupt, self-serving - politicians - currently - in - power, the - deaths - are - secondary - and - useful - to - divert - attention - from - all - of - their - scandals.


So what exactly would be an acceptable action for the president to take on the tornado, in your view?  Because it looks like you just want to complain about the president, regardless of what he does.
 
2013-05-21 01:12:33 PM

d23: dear 'murika:

Why are you electing cretins to be your representatives?

love
-d23



Sadly, not enough people of intelligence and integrity are willing to put up with numerous layers of shiat they have to go through to get elected.
If they have the sort of drive and the qualities needed to run a state, country, or other political unit, then they are probably doing quite well in the business world where they can make more money, have all the same perks, and very little of the hassle that accompanies political office.

Instead, we mostly get narcisistic douche-bags with all the morals and ethics of a cat in heat. Dwight Eisenhower is what we want, but Tom Delay is what we get.
 
2013-05-21 01:15:00 PM

udhq: karnal: Wow! I will say this very slowly for you then: Because - to - the - corrupt, self-serving - politicians - currently - in - power, the - deaths - are - secondary - and - useful - to - divert - attention - from - all - of - their - scandals.

So what exactly would be an acceptable action for the president to take on the tornado, in your view?  Because it looks like you just want to complain about the president, regardless of what he does.


Quitting and moving back to Ghana would be acceptable to me.
 
2013-05-21 01:22:15 PM
This is Obama's Battle of Canary Wharf.
 
2013-05-21 01:53:20 PM

karnal: udhq: karnal: Wow! I will say this very slowly for you then: Because - to - the - corrupt, self-serving - politicians - currently - in - power, the - deaths - are - secondary - and - useful - to - divert - attention - from - all - of - their - scandals.

So what exactly would be an acceptable action for the president to take on the tornado, in your view?  Because it looks like you just want to complain about the president, regardless of what he does.

Quitting and moving back to Ghana would be acceptable to me.


I would "favorite" you with the label of "dishonest", but I have already done so due to a previous incident where you demonstrably lied, thus such a label would be redundant.
 
2013-05-21 01:56:56 PM

karnal: Quitting and moving back to Ghana would be acceptable to me.


*SNERT*

So stupid you can't even keep your teaheadist memes straight. You're supposed to say that he was born in Kenya...
 
2013-05-21 01:59:43 PM

maddogdelta: karnal: Quitting and moving back to Ghana would be acceptable to me.

*SNERT*

So stupid you can't even keep your teaheadist memes straight. You're supposed to say that he was born in Kenya...


He is speaking of BizzarObama, though in that respect he is still incorrect as BizarrObama was born in Aynek.
 
2013-05-21 02:09:47 PM

Dimensio: maddogdelta: karnal: Quitting and moving back to Ghana would be acceptable to me.

*SNERT*

So stupid you can't even keep your teaheadist memes straight. You're supposed to say that he was born in Kenya...

He is speaking of BizzarObama, though in that respect he is still incorrect as BizarrObama was born in Aynek.



BizarrObama is honest, trustworthy and a Conservative christian.
 
2013-05-21 02:10:20 PM
Zero blames Limbaugh in 3...2...
 
2013-05-21 02:27:09 PM
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2013-05-21 03:03:55 PM
I say fark em, they continue to vote Coburn into office, despite his attempts to slow government to a crawl. OK then, it's disabled, what are you gonna do now? You want less government, we hear you. Now deal with less government. How exactly are you gonna clean up and rebuild? I don't want my tax dollars going to help you when you protested helping me in my time of need. I feel sorry you live in an area called "tornado alley" and you are surprised everything you own got leveled. It happened 14 years ago, and many times before. But my tax dollars are supposed to help you rebuild, when you voted over and over for a man that wanted to cut any benefits I might get when my company decided my services weren't needed anymore, including feeding my kids. Pull up those bootstraps, vote Republican again, and pull yourself up out of this mess, sorry.
 
2013-05-21 03:42:09 PM

Lil' Max Meatboots: I say fark em, they continue to vote Coburn into office, despite his attempts to slow government to a crawl. OK then, it's disabled, what are you gonna do now? You want less government, we hear you. Now deal with less government. How exactly are you gonna clean up and rebuild? I don't want my tax dollars going to help you when you protested helping me in my time of need. I feel sorry you live in an area called "tornado alley" and you are surprised everything you own got leveled. It happened 14 years ago, and many times before. But my tax dollars are supposed to help you rebuild, when you voted over and over for a man that wanted to cut any benefits I might get when my company decided my services weren't needed anymore, including feeding my kids. Pull up those bootstraps, vote Republican again, and pull yourself up out of this mess, sorry.


Yeah - you are.
 
2013-05-21 04:35:22 PM

karnal: Lil' Max Meatboots: I say fark em, they continue to vote Coburn into office, despite his attempts to slow government to a crawl. OK then, it's disabled, what are you gonna do now? You want less government, we hear you. Now deal with less government. How exactly are you gonna clean up and rebuild? I don't want my tax dollars going to help you when you protested helping me in my time of need. I feel sorry you live in an area called "tornado alley" and you are surprised everything you own got leveled. It happened 14 years ago, and many times before. But my tax dollars are supposed to help you rebuild, when you voted over and over for a man that wanted to cut any benefits I might get when my company decided my services weren't needed anymore, including feeding my kids. Pull up those bootstraps, vote Republican again, and pull yourself up out of this mess, sorry.

Yeah - you are.


Well, you know that entire state populations (especially Oklahoma) either vote 100% R, or 100% D. Those that even show up to vote that is. There are absolutely no liberals in any red state and absolutely no conservatives in any blue states.

/hope I didn't break too many sarcasm detectors with the above post.
//seems that some tend to somewhat think like that though.
 
2013-05-21 04:51:11 PM

Karac: Smoking GNU: Barachemian Rhapsody :

I'd go with the title Benghazian Rhapsody myself; still ...
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Seconded ad infinitum, peeps.
 
2013-05-21 05:06:18 PM
Smoking GNU: Barachemian Rhapsody :

Flawless.
 
2013-05-22 12:38:03 AM
Dead Children... taking the focus off the BOB's Scandal du Jour

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