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(Talking Points Memo)   Obama to deliver statement at 10am today regarding the Oklahoma Tornado. Will admit he only heard about it when the rest of us did, despite receiving memos hours earlier stating otherwise. THIS....is Twisterghazigateloo   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 170
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2013-05-21 08:30:26 AM  
You know what I'd love to see? A compilation of twerking gifs that didn't quite twerk it. That'd be hilarious.
 
2013-05-21 08:30:41 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-21 08:32:24 AM  
Ban tornadoes
 
2013-05-21 08:32:45 AM  
IS BENGHAZI A SCANDAL YET?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 
2013-05-21 08:32:46 AM  
I bet he calls it "severe weather" instead of "a terrorist act perpetrated by Mother Nature."

Then we'll have enough to impeach.
 
2013-05-21 08:33:51 AM  
This is Obama's Falklands Crisis.
 
2013-05-21 08:34:10 AM  
Why didn't he send marines to the school to defend the children?
 
2013-05-21 08:34:38 AM  
THIS IS HOW ALL REPUBLICANS 'THINK'!!!
 
2013-05-21 08:35:21 AM  
I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.
 
2013-05-21 08:35:43 AM  
Wag the dog, Mr President......wag the dog.
 
2013-05-21 08:37:03 AM  
This is Obama's Three Mile Island
 
2013-05-21 08:37:54 AM  

fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.


And therein lies the catch 22. If he makes a speech, people will complain its not necessary. If he doesn't make a speech, people will say he doesn't care.
 
2013-05-21 08:38:01 AM  
This is Obama's St. Anger.
 
2013-05-21 08:38:53 AM  
This is Obama's Greenville
 
2013-05-21 08:39:30 AM  

WippitGuud: fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.

And therein lies the catch 22. If he makes a speech, people will complain its not necessary. If he doesn't make a speech, people will say he doesn't care.


case in point, the headline. I didn't think it would go green, yet here we are. Greened like the money in the blue, the blue being my pants
 
2013-05-21 08:39:54 AM  

fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.


Really?
 
2013-05-21 08:40:39 AM  
Barachemian Rhapsody :


... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)

No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go

It won't be long before the GOP wants to impeach, Impeach, IMPEEEEEEACH!

*Change in tempo*

So you think you can impeach me and spit in
spit in my eye?

So you think you can loath me and leave me to die?

Oh GOP - Can't do this to me GOP

Just gotta get out - Just gotta get Obamacare implemented!

Ohh yeah, Oohh yeah,
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters...to the GOOPPPppppppppppp


Anyway bengazi blows.....

*gong*
 
2013-05-21 08:41:26 AM  
This is Obama's 9/11 Benghazi attack
 
2013-05-21 08:41:27 AM  

karnal: Wag the dog, Mr President......wag the dog.


Are you implying that Fartbamao has a weather machine to go along with his time machine. Because, 'wagging the dog' implies he created the tornado to deflect from his "scandals".

In the future, you can just post, "I'm bad at using words. Obama bad." Save yourself the strain that comes with squeezing out your insight.
 
2013-05-21 08:41:42 AM  

karnal: Wag the dog, Mr President......wag the dog.


How come it gotta be black comedy?
 
2013-05-21 08:42:10 AM  

foo monkey: fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.

Really?


Didn't you know every time Obama appears in public it costs the nation eleventy billion dollars in security and lost productivity?
 
2013-05-21 08:42:19 AM  

bmongar: Why didn't he send marines to the school to defend the children?


They could of at least held umbrellas over it!
 
2013-05-21 08:42:36 AM  
He better call it a God attack and not an act of God or we should impeach.
 
2013-05-21 08:43:10 AM  

Smoking GNU: Barachemian Rhapsody :


That was my favorite thread I ever got greened

/it was said that Barack's scandal grew three sizes that day
 
2013-05-21 08:43:12 AM  
If there is one thing I think we can all agree on, its that this requires some sort of immediate reactionary legislation.

WE DEMAND ACTION!
 
2013-05-21 08:43:21 AM  

cubic_spleen: THIS IS HOW ALL REPUBLICANS 'THINK'!!!


No, this is.

curezone.com

fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.


Yea, there's a huge demand at the site of a natural disaster for speechwriters, teleprompters and microphones. He's such a dick for taking up those resources.
 
2013-05-21 08:43:22 AM  
This is Obama's Biederman meteor impact.

/but the waters receeded
 
2013-05-21 08:44:05 AM  
And then there's this asshole.
 
2013-05-21 08:44:15 AM  
I bet he's going to blame this on that movie "Twister".
 
2013-05-21 08:44:39 AM  
But I thought we weren't done with Umbrellagate yet.
 
2013-05-21 08:45:37 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com


Awesome old dude
 
2013-05-21 08:45:48 AM  

skozlaw: cubic_spleen: THIS IS HOW ALL REPUBLICANS 'THINK'!!!

No, this is.

[curezone.com image 357x421]

fireclown: I'm not entirely sure why a president has to make a speech about a natural disaster.  I know it sounds crass, but there isn't a whole lot to say, and the big speechifiyin' takes up resources that could be better used in actually sorting out the damage.

Yea, there's a huge demand at the site of a natural disaster for speechwriters, teleprompters and microphones. He's such a dick for taking up those resources.


they can use the teleprompters to dig with, like shovels. duh.
 
2013-05-21 08:46:02 AM  

Smoking GNU: Barachemian Rhapsody :


... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)

No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go

It won't be long before the GOP wants to impeach, Impeach, IMPEEEEEEACH!

*Change in tempo*

So you think you can impeach me ...


I love you.
 
2013-05-21 08:46:30 AM  

give me doughnuts: And then there's this asshole.


So, no chance of Coburn acting like Chris Christie because of this?
 
2013-05-21 08:46:33 AM  
Is it Obama's Katrina yet?
 
2013-05-21 08:47:55 AM  

Darke: I love you.


I hope you've brought enough lovin' for all ~8-10 of us that contributed to that magnificent piece of art

/we need the Fark Players to sing that in tune sometime...
 
2013-05-21 08:47:58 AM  

darth_badger: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 712x537]


Awesome old dude



Nice shoes. Is that leather?
 
2013-05-21 08:48:29 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: This is Obama's Falklands Crisis.


No this is Obama's biatch slapping Dorothy and kicking Toto crisis.
 
2013-05-21 08:48:54 AM  

Smoking GNU: Barachemian Rhapsody :


... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)

No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go

It won't be long before the GOP wants to impeach, Impeach, IMPEEEEEEACH!

*Change in tempo*

So you think you can impeach me ...


are you going to post this in every thread now?
 
2013-05-21 08:48:58 AM  

somedude210: Darke: I love you.

I hope you've brought enough lovin' for all ~8-10 of us that contributed to that magnificent piece of art

/we need the Fark Players to sing that in tune sometime...


OH! I've got enough. C'mere, you.
<3
 
2013-05-21 08:49:11 AM  

darth_badger: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 712x537]


Awesome old dude


Except for being a liar, yeah. He's only 93. But he still ran a marathon at frigging 93, and that's impressive enough on its own.
 
2013-05-21 08:49:26 AM  

WippitGuud: give me doughnuts: And then there's this asshole.

So, no chance of Coburn acting like Chris Christie because of this?



It's possible, but we're talking lotto odds
 
2013-05-21 08:49:47 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: This is Obama's St. Anger.


Ha! Awesome.

/Is the snare on?
 
2013-05-21 08:50:06 AM  

give me doughnuts: And then there's this asshole.


i29.photobucket.com

Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills, or wherever. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts!
 
2013-05-21 08:50:15 AM  

Darke: I love you.


Not just me.   Give thanks to somedude210, wessoman, KingKauff, Celerian, Almost Everybody Pops, deeyablo, Carolus99, Pants full of Macaroni!!, clkeagle, Summercat, ginko, Wyalt Derp and especially LasersHurt, for making all this possible!
 
2013-05-21 08:51:41 AM  

Smoking GNU: Darke: I love you.

Not just me.   Give thanks to somedude210, wessoman, KingKauff, Celerian, Almost Everybody Pops, deeyablo, Carolus99, Pants full of Macaroni!!, clkeagle, Summercat, ginko, Wyalt Derp and especially LasersHurt, for making all this possible!


Sometimes I just love this site. You guys are awesome. lol
 
2013-05-21 08:51:44 AM  
I just hope that Congress acts on disaster relief with the same alacrity and lack of politics that it did after Sandy.

Exactly the same.
 
2013-05-21 08:52:04 AM  

Natsumi: are you going to post this in every thread now?


Every one to do with some sort of non-SCANDALGHAZIGATELOO.

/take the hint, Mods
 
2013-05-21 08:52:27 AM  

Smoking GNU: Barachemian Rhapsody :


I'd go with the title Benghazian Rhapsody myself; still ...
assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-05-21 08:52:44 AM  

jfivealive: Ban tornadoes


If you make tornadoes illegal, only criminals will have tornadoes.
 
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