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(News.com.au)   Five ways to improve your Facebook experience. Not using Facebook at all because its dumb missing from list, amirite ? HahahaAha losers oh god I'm so lonely   (news.com.au ) divider line
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2013-05-21 02:03:12 PM  
4 votes:
Upload several copies of this with different descriptions as an album.

static1.businessinsider.com
2013-05-21 12:38:23 PM  
3 votes:

PsyLord: Facebook - deactivated account
LinkedIn - account active but not used weekly/monthly
Twitter - account active just to get shift codes for borderlands 2
Google+ - account active but not used weekly
Instagram - no, I use Urbanspoon to share pictures of my food
Snapchat - no, not a teenager worried about sexting


farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-05-21 10:13:53 AM  
3 votes:
Yep, I'm the lonely one.  That's it.  Because I can socialize in person and don't depend on validation through people clicking a damned button next to things I say.

//Please click "Smart", thanks.
2013-05-21 01:19:44 PM  
1 vote:

PsyLord: Facebook - deactivated account
LinkedIn - account active but not used weekly/monthly
Twitter - account active just to get shift codes for borderlands 2
Google+ - account active but not used weekly
Instagram - no, I use Urbanspoon to share pictures of my food
Snapchat - no, not a teenager worried about sexting


TV - don't even have
2013-05-21 11:44:41 AM  
1 vote:
1. Stop making me say, "I want RECENT STORIES first, dammit, not some stupid 'Top Stories' algorithm"
2. Stop dropping gigantic garish ads in the middle of my feed
2013-05-21 11:24:04 AM  
1 vote:
Fix your FB experience? Easy, 5 Better solutions:

1) Adblock. They're coming out with video ads, so be prepared.

2) Stop "Friending" everyone you come in contact with, mute everyone you don't want to hear from. The drama queens, the memesters, the people who post random photos with insipid quotes, the Rachel Maddow/Rush Limbuagh (pick your poison) wannabes. If you barely know them, mute or drop. If you know them, mute.

3) Unlike some stuff. Over 3 million people like Tide for some reason. Do you really want to give P&G free ad-space on your monitor?

4) Block game requests from people. A few people never stopped asking me to fertilize their farm or lawn or whatever I'm supposed to do. Block app requests, and things are easier.

5) Fix your privacy. Lock down everything you don't want people to see...and some might see it anyway. At the very least you won't have to worry about future employees Googling your name and finding pictures of your fertilizing your neighbor's lawn.
2013-05-21 11:19:30 AM  
1 vote:

SevenizGud: thurstonxhowell: SevenizGud: How about intelligence tests prior to posting, and you have to have at least a 60 IQ?

There is an intelligence test. By friending people and then complaining about having friended them, you failed it.

I don't have a facebook account, Einstein. But way to prove my point.


So you posted a complaint about Facebook, a thing you don't use and displayed a fundamental misunderstanding of, and I'm the idiot?
2013-05-21 10:43:09 AM  
1 vote:
My 16 and 19 year yr old kids say they rarely go onto Facebook anymore.  They say it's all Twitter and Instagram now. It's almost as if it's a form of behavior that develops among a large population and is collectively followed with enthusiasm for some period as a result of the behavior's being perceived as novel in some way. Then it's not cool anymore. Weird.
2013-05-21 10:27:22 AM  
1 vote:

ikanreed: Yep, I'm the lonely one.  That's it.  Because I can socialize in person and don't depend on validation through people clicking a damned button next to things I say.

//Please click "Smart", thanks.


Every person I've ever seen who is popular on Facebook has good interpersonal skills. Being able to socialize in person isn't an ability that you lose once you create an account. The opposite, you get more opportunities to socialize in person.

Sure, you can misuse the site to supplement real interaction but that will just add to fatigue. People who know how to use it, can and do discriminate who they block or promote, that is what lists are for.
2013-05-21 09:54:20 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-21 09:48:33 AM  
1 vote:

Fish in a Barrel: *it's


Monty Python's Flying Circus!
2013-05-21 09:44:58 AM  
1 vote:
Uh, here's an idea: Like random girls' pictures from 3 years ago. Then sinbox 'em a picture of your dog licking your stomach
 
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