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(NBC News)   Teenager taunts cops on Facebook, "catch me if u can." Since you're reading this on Fark, you probably know what happened   (nbcnews.com) divider line 27
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2013-05-21 09:41:02 AM
They tased him, beat him while he was "resisting," and then denied him his constitutional rights?
 
2013-05-21 09:42:08 AM
There are some uptight people out there, the Monopoly comment is pretty damn funny
 
2013-05-21 09:43:49 AM
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2013-05-21 09:43:51 AM
He fixed the cable?
 
2013-05-21 09:45:55 AM
stopdesign.com
 
2013-05-21 09:48:23 AM
Depends. Was the teenager behind seven proxies?

/DNRTFA
 
2013-05-21 09:50:50 AM
He tasted the wrath of Khan?
 
2013-05-21 09:53:31 AM
Kid's a tool
 
2013-05-21 09:56:37 AM
I hope he got the obligatory cop beat-down, too.
 
hej
2013-05-21 09:59:31 AM
Headline would have been better if we had stuck with the traditional Fark label of "criminal genius."
 
2013-05-21 10:07:14 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: They tased him, beat him while he was "resisting," and then denied him his constitutional rights?


United Kingdom.

1/10
 
2013-05-21 10:12:20 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: They tased him, beat him while he was "resisting," and then denied him his constitutional rights?


We don't give redcoats constitutional rights.
 
2013-05-21 10:13:27 AM

phyrkrakr: He fixed the cable?


Came here to say this.

Don't be fatuous, Phyrkraker.
 
2013-05-21 10:18:13 AM

Evil Mackerel: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: They tased him, beat him while he was "resisting," and then denied him his constitutional rights?

United Kingdom.

1/10


Had it been in the US, there's a 99% chance that  Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist would have been exactly right.
 
2013-05-21 10:29:18 AM

GanjSmokr: Evil Mackerel: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: They tased him, beat him while he was "resisting," and then denied him his constitutional rights?

United Kingdom.

1/10

Had it been in the US, there's a 99% chance that  Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist would have been exactly right.


99%? I'm glad Fark has so many statisticians to increase my knowledge of possible vs probably police brutality.
 
2013-05-21 10:29:32 AM
Say hello to my leetle friend?
 
2013-05-21 10:45:59 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: They tased him, beat him while he was "resisting," and then denied him his constitutional rights?


No no, this was UK.
 
2013-05-21 11:54:37 AM
They denied him his Magna Carta rights!
 
2013-05-21 11:57:51 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: They tased him, beat him while he was "resisting," and then denied him his constitutional rights?


If not, they should have.
 
2013-05-21 12:30:22 PM

hej: Headline would have been better if we had stuck with the traditional Fark label of "criminal genius."


And he would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling coppers!
 
2013-05-21 12:47:16 PM
www.bimmerboost.com
 
2013-05-21 12:47:21 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: They tased him, beat him while he was "resisting," and then denied him his constitutional rights?


If he could have offered infinite resistance, wouldn't that have negated the effects of the taser?
 
2013-05-21 03:28:14 PM
at least he didn't use the "check-in" feature
 
2013-05-21 03:32:48 PM

Victoly: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: They tased him, beat him while he was "resisting," and then denied him his constitutional rights?

If he could have offered infinite resistance, wouldn't that have negated the effects of the taser?


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-21 05:46:21 PM

Victoly: If he could have offered infinite resistance, wouldn't that have negated the effects of the taser?


That's the sort of joke I should be making.
 
2013-05-21 06:09:03 PM
Gee, the cops were so riled up by his FB post that they serendipitously caught him while on routine patrol.
 
2013-05-21 08:44:29 PM
...they could?
 
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