Yugoboy: Oh thank God... now I can quit even trying to make dinners with vegetables and meat.My future diet shall consist of naught but Candy Corn, Peeps and Cadbury Creme Eggs...Mmmmmmmmmmmm....
tommyl66: You get them on Halloween, they're called Bit O'Honey, Necco Wafers and candy corn.
AverageAmericanGuy: It's not the candy that makes people fat. It's the shiat they're eating at mealtimes that's full of calories and the drinks they're gulping.150 calories in a candy bar wouldn't be too bad if they weren't already eating 4000 calories every day.
AverageAmericanGuy: 150 calories in a candy bar
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Well yeah, the flavors are cherry, orange, banana, and grape purple. Nothing wrong with taking in more fruits.
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