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(Sun Sentinel)   Burglar destroys home and runs from cops, but stops mid-chase to grab a couple of beers by breaking into another home and then continues fleeing   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 17
    More: Florida, burglary, tags, Andrew Fatzinger, glass  
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2013-05-21 12:49:09 AM
When two police officers arrived at the scene, they saw the intruder pacing in and out of the house while wearing a T-shirt over his head.

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2013-05-21 01:21:09 AM
It's Miller Time.
 
2013-05-21 04:47:24 AM
Bring on Lootie in 3...2...
 
2013-05-21 04:50:33 AM
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2013-05-21 05:00:24 AM
Runnin' from the cops, bustin' off shots. Deep on the block and stop for cold, cold beer.
 
2013-05-21 05:06:10 AM
Bring back horse-whipping. Also branding.
 
2013-05-21 05:09:18 AM
Sounds like he's living the high life.
 
2013-05-21 06:52:21 AM
Well, beer is a special, very delicious beverage, Mr. I'm Never Thirsty Dumbmitter.
 
2013-05-21 07:07:18 AM
FTA: "The owner of the beer bottles indicated he also wanted to press charges." Heck yeah!
 
2013-05-21 07:26:25 AM
"then re-emerged running from the home carrying two bottles of Heineken beer"

Drew?  Lootie?
 
2013-05-21 07:53:18 AM
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2013-05-21 07:57:20 AM
Inside the burglarized home, police found that Fatzinger smashed all the televisions at the residence, splattered mustard on the walls and used pens, pencils and markers to scribble illegible messages throughout most of the rooms, police said.

Don't understand shiat like that, for the life of me.  Why trash the place?
 
2013-05-21 08:07:14 AM
I dare say, this man has rather poor decision making skills, next to no impulse control, and - don't quote me on this, since I'm no MD - I suspect he may have a "problem" with drinking.
 
2013-05-21 08:19:50 AM

dv-ous: I dare say, this man has rather poor decision making skills, next to no impulse control, and - don't quote me on this, since I'm no MD - I suspect he may have a "problem" with drinking.


and a tattoo.
 
2013-05-21 08:29:29 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Inside the burglarized home, police found that Fatzinger smashed all the televisions at the residence, splattered mustard on the walls and used pens, pencils and markers to scribble illegible messages throughout most of the rooms, police said.

Don't understand shiat like that, for the life of me.  Why trash the place?


Eh, there are people who basically live to destroy stuff.  It'd be nice if we could channel them into, say, demolition work.

Plus, since de-institutionalization, a fair number of criminals are also just batshiat insane...he may have genuinely thought he was communing with angels via sacred mustard writing or something...
 
2013-05-22 01:09:07 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Inside the burglarized home, police found that Fatzinger smashed all the televisions at the residence, splattered mustard on the walls and used pens, pencils and markers to scribble illegible messages throughout most of the rooms, police said.

Don't understand shiat like that, for the life of me.  Why trash the place?


God, why do anything fun at all?
 
2013-05-22 09:11:13 AM
Coleman? Where's Serge?
 
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