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(Mirror.co.uk)   Part-time model addicted to tanning in sun beds, admits she suffers from low-self esteem and tans to make herself feel better (w/pics)   (mirror.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-05-20 11:04:14 PM  
Part-time model addicted to tanning in sun beds , admits she suffers from low-self esteem and tans to make herself feel better and OH GOD, MY EYES:

i2.mirror.co.uk
/ftfy
 
2013-05-20 11:46:51 PM  
When she doesn't have makeup on, she looks ridiculously hot.
When she does, she looks ridiculous.

\and yes, she needs to stop farking tanning, before she ends up mistaken for a suitcase at a beach
 
2013-05-21 12:00:20 AM  
Someone should show her the future...

meganandtimmy.com
 
2013-05-21 12:52:34 AM  
What does she model,  paper bags?
 
2013-05-21 01:12:33 AM  
user.xmission.com
 
2013-05-21 01:45:44 AM  
She needs more dick. It will help her with the self esteem issues.
 
2013-05-21 02:00:02 AM  
She'd look better with an erect penis in her mouth

/ mine
 
2013-05-21 02:01:30 AM  
Well, when I want to feel better about myself, I go look at pictures of people who had horrible plastic surgery or tanned too much. Then I say "Self, hanging out in computer labs since elementary school was an excellent choice for the skin. All those fools out in the sun while you enjoyed the sweet, sweet air conditioning..."
 
2013-05-21 02:02:10 AM  

FriarReb98: When she doesn't have makeup on, she looks ridiculously hot.
When she does, she looks ridiculous.

\and yes, she needs to stop farking tanning, before she ends up mistaken for a suitcase at a beach


Youd think tan mom would be a lesson.
 
2013-05-21 02:04:03 AM  
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-21 02:08:19 AM  
She looks plastic, probably feels like plastic too. A blowup doll would be cheaper and lower maintenance for you Farkers interested in her.
I feel kind of sorry for her.
 
2013-05-21 02:10:06 AM  
i2.mirror.co.uk
"Don't worry, I can Photoshop the life...I mean, lines out."
 
2013-05-21 02:10:28 AM  
She'd probably look ok if it weren't for the tanning that gives her a fake looking complexion.  She looks spray painted.
 
2013-05-21 02:11:25 AM  

OgreMagi: She'd probably look ok if it weren't for the tanning that gives her a fake looking complexion.  She looks spray painted.


This
 
2013-05-21 02:13:55 AM  
Is this that woman who got mauled by her friend's psychotic chimp? Because she looks damn good if so.
 
2013-05-21 02:16:32 AM  
OMG Subby! I didnt see that coming. Wrong person!


Oh crap, there are many of those whacko out there? God helps us all!!
 
2013-05-21 02:18:17 AM  
With fire. Kill it.
 
2013-05-21 02:20:04 AM  
You'd think she'd go for a darker shade of lipstick.

That pink makes her look like a creature from the deep.
 
2013-05-21 02:21:25 AM  
It's a ganguro. I'm pretty sure you're supposed to burn them at the stake.

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www.sterlingtimes.org
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2013-05-21 02:22:36 AM  
The part-time model admits she suffers from low-self esteem and tans to feel better, but her family and friends are too scared to ask her to quit for fear of driving her away.

Guess what? Want that shiat to end? Then you're going to have to intervene and accept the results. It's going to suck for a while. But it'll be for the better. She's young enough to encourage her and pull her back from this Barbie doll crap.

Unless of course she goes full psycho on you. Then you might need a different approach.
 
2013-05-21 02:24:46 AM  
FTA : the mum-of-two from North Dakota in the United States, says she just cannot leave the sunbeds behind.

"I can't quit, I've tried. But I'm scared of getting cancer," she told the Huffington Post.

"I think my mom worries, because if I were my mom, and if was my daughter, I wouldn't be happy with it.



Deep thoughts, from NoDak

/ rhymes with Kodak
 
2013-05-21 02:25:18 AM  
Don't be too harsh - She probably didn't know how bad she looked until she saw herself in The Mirror.
 
2013-05-21 02:27:29 AM  
Yes, but is she the prettiest girl in the whole wide room?
 
2013-05-21 02:28:52 AM  
Was the obvious tag busy tanning?
 
2013-05-21 02:31:44 AM  
 
2013-05-21 02:32:03 AM  
eww.... it looks like she burned all her pores  off and filled them with makeup. am I the only person who dosent like girls to look like plastic?
 
2013-05-21 02:35:23 AM  

TomD9938: FTA : the mum-of-two from North Dakota in the United States, says she just cannot leave the sunbeds behind.

"I can't quit, I've tried. But I'm scared of getting cancer," she told the Huffington Post.

"I think my mom worries, because if I were my mom, and if was my daughter, I wouldn't be happy with it.


Deep thoughts, from NoDak

/ rhymes with Kodak


More like NoDad, amirite!?
 
2013-05-21 02:35:43 AM  

kiwimoogle84: Yes, but is she the prettiest girl in the whole wide room?


Yes a room full of crocodiles
 
2013-05-21 02:35:49 AM  

FunkOut: Well, when I want to feel better about myself, I go look at pictures of people who had horrible plastic surgery or tanned too much. Then I say "Self, hanging out in computer labs since elementary school was an excellent choice for the skin. All those fools out in the sun while you enjoyed the sweet, sweet air conditioning..."


They have air conditioning in Canada? Why? So, the igloos don't melt in the summer?
 
2013-05-21 02:39:09 AM  
'Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
You could be a part-time model
But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
A part-time model
Spending part of your time modeling  And part of your time next to me
 
2013-05-21 02:39:51 AM  

Mark Ratner: FunkOut: Well, when I want to feel better about myself, I go look at pictures of people who had horrible plastic surgery or tanned too much. Then I say "Self, hanging out in computer labs since elementary school was an excellent choice for the skin. All those fools out in the sun while you enjoyed the sweet, sweet air conditioning..."

They have air conditioning in Canada? Why? So, the igloos don't melt in the summer?


we dont live in igloos anymore, its for ours pet polar bear's sake. curse you climate change, my bear gets grumpy when it gets warm!
 
2013-05-21 02:40:45 AM  

Pert: 'Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
You could be a part-time model
But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
A part-time model
Spending part of your time modeling  And part of your time next to me



If she was on the street- depending on the street- she'd definitely be in the top three...
 
2013-05-21 02:41:32 AM  

Mark Ratner: FunkOut: Well, when I want to feel better about myself, I go look at pictures of people who had horrible plastic surgery or tanned too much. Then I say "Self, hanging out in computer labs since elementary school was an excellent choice for the skin. All those fools out in the sun while you enjoyed the sweet, sweet air conditioning..."

They have air conditioning in Canada? Why? So, the igloos don't melt in the summer?


It gets hellishly hot in Abbotsford, B.C. due to all the churches. But seriously, I can't handle 30 degrees Celsius.
 
2013-05-21 02:41:36 AM  
Wait a minute, there's a woman in North Dakota?
 
2013-05-21 02:43:49 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TomD9938: FTA : the mum-of-two from North Dakota in the United States, says she just cannot leave the sunbeds behind.

"I can't quit, I've tried. But I'm scared of getting cancer," she told the Huffington Post.

"I think my mom worries, because if I were my mom, and if was my daughter, I wouldn't be happy with it.


Deep thoughts, from NoDak

/ rhymes with Kodak

More like NoDad, amirite!?


Every flaking / cancerous cell is another hug from her Pa.
 
2013-05-21 02:48:00 AM  

FriarReb98: When she doesn't have makeup on, she looks ridiculously hot.
When she does, she looks ridiculous.

\and yes, she needs to stop farking tanning, before she ends up mistaken for a suitcase at a beach


There isn't a single one of those pics where she isn't wearing makeup.

This is why I am always incredulous when dudes say they "don't like it when girls wear makeup"-- Because you guys are clueless.
 
2013-05-21 02:54:37 AM  
Instructions: 1) Apply makeup to face 2) Repeat 3) Profit
 
2013-05-21 03:00:19 AM  
i560.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-21 03:00:51 AM  

Polyhazard: FriarReb98: When she doesn't have makeup on, she looks ridiculously hot.
When she does, she looks ridiculous.

\and yes, she needs to stop farking tanning, before she ends up mistaken for a suitcase at a beach

There isn't a single one of those pics where she isn't wearing makeup.

This is why I am always incredulous when dudes say they "don't like it when girls wear makeup"-- Because you guys are clueless.


^yup. Just because there was LESS makeup pancaked on her with a trowel, she's by no means au naturel. The point of makeup is to enhance natural features, not look artificial, so she's doing it wrong.
 
2013-05-21 03:03:16 AM  
What does it take to qualify you as a part-time model? Someone took a picture of you once?
 
2013-05-21 03:03:47 AM  
The soothing voice of Ricardo Monteban whispered from some dark recess of my mind as I gazed on her picture ...

"Supple Corinthian leather."
 
2013-05-21 03:05:27 AM  

pedobearapproved: What does it take to qualify you as a part-time model? Someone took a picture of you once?


www.readyshare.com

"Once is a kind of part-time."
 
2013-05-21 03:06:05 AM  
Another overtanning story! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR......Mods, don't make me come down there!
 
2013-05-21 03:20:02 AM  
She's claiming it's a fake story on her facebook wall....I'm..I'm friends with her on facebook.
 
2013-05-21 03:21:01 AM  

FunkOut: Well, when I want to feel better about myself, I go look at pictures of people who had horrible plastic surgery or tanned too much. Then I say "Self, hanging out in computer labs since elementary school was an excellent choice for the skin. All those fools out in the sun while you enjoyed the sweet, sweet air conditioning..."


Word.
The melaninites can have their sun, I'll stay inside and take Vitamin D pills.
 
2013-05-21 03:32:20 AM  

nmemkha: The soothing voice of Ricardo Monteban whispered from some dark recess of my mind as I gazed on her picture ...

"Supple Corinthian leather."


i3.ytimg.com
 
2013-05-21 03:48:15 AM  
I can help. My penis cures low self-esteem.

Doesn't seem to work for gonnorrhea.
 
2013-05-21 04:08:45 AM  
I don't understand why some girls wear overly pale pink lipstick. Is it to make their skin look darker? Ladies, it looks awful!
 
2013-05-21 04:56:27 AM  
Well done, ma'am.

Very well done.
 
2013-05-21 05:09:48 AM  

kiwimoogle84: Polyhazard: FriarReb98: When she doesn't have makeup on, she looks ridiculously hot.
When she does, she looks ridiculous.

\and yes, she needs to stop farking tanning, before she ends up mistaken for a suitcase at a beach

There isn't a single one of those pics where she isn't wearing makeup.

This is why I am always incredulous when dudes say they "don't like it when girls wear makeup"-- Because you guys are clueless.

^yup. Just because there was LESS makeup pancaked on her with a trowel, she's by no means au naturel. The point of makeup is to enhance natural features, not look artificial, so she's doing it wrong.


I like makeup that makes the wearer look exotic and artificial, like goths and ganguro.  It doesn't have to be all subtle.  Also, thick, mask-like makeup makes girls look more available, and a little dehumanized, which is sexy.  When one is in the mood for that sort of thing.

I now have 'Ganguro' by Franz Tornado playing in my head, and it isn't even good by Avex standards.
 
2013-05-21 05:59:24 AM  
i2.mirror.co.uk

What the hell is that behind her head in the corner?
 
2013-05-21 06:13:06 AM  

andersoncouncil42: What the hell is that behind her head in the corner?


Vey bright nipples
 
2013-05-21 06:14:21 AM  
That's a helluva way to spend your 15 minutes. Oh well, times up.
 
2013-05-21 06:19:06 AM  

andersoncouncil42: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x885]

What the hell is that behind her head in the corner?


LMAO, her sister?
 
2013-05-21 06:44:43 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-21 06:53:21 AM  
Yeah, skin cancer always makes me feel better too.
 
2013-05-21 07:05:48 AM  

Albert911emt: Yeah, skin cancer always makes me feel better too.


nah uh, its a "base tan"
 
2013-05-21 07:33:30 AM  
Looking like an oompa loompa version of Barbie isn't going to help her self esteem.
 
2013-05-21 07:34:03 AM  

andersoncouncil42: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x885]

What the hell is that behind her head in the corner?


Looks like a dress form with Nerf darts stuck to the chest.
 
2013-05-21 07:39:03 AM  

andersoncouncil42: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x885]

What the hell is that behind her head in the corner?


A chair
 
2013-05-21 07:43:56 AM  

grokca: andersoncouncil42: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x885]

What the hell is that behind her head in the corner?

A chair


That's what I was going to say.  "Looks like an armchair.  Black, maybe leather."
 
2013-05-21 07:56:00 AM  
She looks more like a blow up doll...
 
2013-05-21 07:58:09 AM  

andersoncouncil42: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x885]

What the hell is that behind her head in the corner?


moloko with vellocet dispenser?
 
2013-05-21 07:59:26 AM  

reillan: grokca: andersoncouncil42: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x885]

What the hell is that behind her head in the corner?

A chair

That's what I was going to say.  "Looks like an armchair.  Black, maybe leather."


The torso is probably for decoration or as a dressmaker's dummy.
 
2013-05-21 08:05:23 AM  
 
2013-05-21 08:08:36 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Why does life keep imitating The Onion?


It was later discovered that The Onion was in fact real news from an alternate reality...
 
2013-05-21 08:10:28 AM  
Depressed? self medicating by tanning? Other parts of your life not giving you the endorphin rush you crave?

You may need Prozac.
 
2013-05-21 08:10:41 AM  
GAAA! I'd say kill it with fire, but basic flames may not be purifying enough.

What she needs is MORE tanning:
graphics8.nytimes.com

At 0% filter.
 
2013-05-21 08:16:07 AM  

andersoncouncil42: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x885]

What the hell is that behind her head in the corner?



2.bp.blogspot.com
Nothing you'd want behind you, that's for sure
 
2013-05-21 08:22:45 AM  

FunkOut: Mark Ratner: FunkOut: Well, when I want to feel better about myself, I go look at pictures of people who had horrible plastic surgery or tanned too much. Then I say "Self, hanging out in computer labs since elementary school was an excellent choice for the skin. All those fools out in the sun while you enjoyed the sweet, sweet air conditioning..."

They have air conditioning in Canada? Why? So, the igloos don't melt in the summer?

It gets hellishly hot in Abbotsford, B.C. due to all the churches. But seriously, I can't handle 30 degrees Celsius.


Abbotsford? Ugh. The creepiest place on earth.
 
2013-05-21 08:23:26 AM  

lacydog: And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three.
Good looking girls on the street


This one comment sent me off on a YouTube adventure for about an hour or more. Sweet! \m/
 
2013-05-21 08:25:28 AM  
Wait wait...just wait the fark a second


s24.postimg.org

I realize that she's like totally boot strap leather at this point, and will likely fall apart like some ancient artifact when she hit that 30-40 mark, but even then she's still very hittable..... so how the fark did she end up with mr studman there for some roasted oven dumpy loving?
 
2013-05-21 08:25:39 AM  

andersoncouncil42: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x885]

What the hell is that behind her head in the corner?


Like you don't already know.
 
2013-05-21 08:26:28 AM  
I can understand the low self-esteem...It is well placed.
 
2013-05-21 08:26:32 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: FunkOut: Well, when I want to feel better about myself, I go look at pictures of people who had horrible plastic surgery or tanned too much. Then I say "Self, hanging out in computer labs since elementary school was an excellent choice for the skin. All those fools out in the sun while you enjoyed the sweet, sweet air conditioning..."

Word.
The melaninites can have their sun, I'll stay inside and take Vitamin D pills.


This ^
 
2013-05-21 08:27:34 AM  
I'd take her to my house, so we could feel each other up on the couch.

/after we share a kakab
 
2013-05-21 08:28:47 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Wait wait...just wait the fark a second


[s24.postimg.org image 640x426]

I realize that she's like totally boot strap leather at this point, and will likely fall apart like some ancient artifact when she hit that 30-40 mark, but even then she's still very hittable..... so how the fark did she end up with mr studman there for some roasted oven dumpy loving?


Maybe he reminds her of her daddy.
 
2013-05-21 08:31:25 AM  
what does she model gloves?

/I prefer my steak less done thank you
 
2013-05-21 08:34:23 AM  

smoky2010: what does she model gloves?


Eat a Snickers.
 
2013-05-21 08:40:36 AM  
Wait wait...just wait the fark a second

I realize that she's like totally boot strap leather at this point, and will likely fall apart like some ancient artifact when she hit that 30-40 mark, but even then she's still very hittable..... so how the fark did she end up with mr studman there for some roasted oven dumpy loving?


Maybe the low self esteem has more to do with laying next to round boy every night, when she really wants a cut studly man. So get out of the tanning booth & put round boy on a diet.

//Problem solved
///my bill's in the mail
 
2013-05-21 08:42:32 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Wait wait...just wait the fark a second


[s24.postimg.org image 640x426]

I realize that she's like totally boot strap leather at this point, and will likely fall apart like some ancient artifact when she hit that 30-40 mark, but even then she's still very hittable..... so how the fark did she end up with mr studman there for some roasted oven dumpy loving?


Probably one or a combination of a) money b) daddy issues c) big dick d) can beat the snot out of people e) hasn't gotten sick of her sh*t... yet
Also some chicks just don't give a sh*t what a guy looks like if they make them happy in other ways. Non snarky answers could be makes her laugh, treats her well, good daddy material, etc.
 
2013-05-21 08:46:32 AM  
Why the hell does Fark now remove page breaks if you add something in preview?

Anyway I was also gonna say that even you Fatty McDweebsters could get a woman like that but then I remembered the bitter asshole thing... so no vapid hotties for you.

*fart*
 
2013-05-21 08:49:05 AM  
99.9999999% of farkers would do it:

i4.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-05-21 08:49:35 AM  

Gordon Bennett: It's a ganguro. I'm pretty sure you're supposed to burn them at the stake.

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Is there any ganguro porn out there?  I can't find any.
 
2013-05-21 08:55:55 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Wait wait...just wait the fark a second


[s24.postimg.org image 640x426]

I realize that she's like totally boot strap leather at this point, and will likely fall apart like some ancient artifact when she hit that 30-40 mark, but even then she's still very hittable..... so how the fark did she end up with mr studman there for some roasted oven dumpy loving?


Her kids are adorable. They have her eyes. Very pretty lady without all the makeup.
 
2013-05-21 08:57:24 AM  

WhippingBoy: Maybe he reminds her of her daddy.


(insert obligatory incest rape joke here)
 
2013-05-21 08:57:34 AM  

ggecko: 99.9999999% of farkers would do it:

[i4.mirror.co.uk image 850x566]


I am the 99%.
 
2013-05-21 08:58:09 AM  

ggecko: 99.9999999% of farkers would do it:

[i4.mirror.co.uk image 850x566]


She's got dirty knees, you know what that means.
 
2013-05-21 09:12:31 AM  
www.city-data.com

/my eyes
//they bleed
 
2013-05-21 09:19:35 AM  
I think her low self esteem and voluntary self disfigurment stems from a childhood trauma, likely molestation. Very sad.


/amateur psychologist
 
2013-05-21 09:27:10 AM  
I love the comments section of the article.
 
2013-05-21 09:27:49 AM  

Polyhazard: This is why I am always incredulous when dudes say they "don't like it when girls wear makeup"-- Because you guys are clueless.


Kind of like how we are incredulous when chicks talk about science, politics, the weather etc.
 
2013-05-21 09:34:16 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Wait wait...just wait the fark a second


[s24.postimg.org image 640x426]

I realize that she's like totally boot strap leather at this point, and will likely fall apart like some ancient artifact when she hit that 30-40 mark, but even then she's still very hittable..... so how the fark did she end up with mr studman there for some roasted oven dumpy loving?


www.humorcraze.com
 
2013-05-21 09:39:25 AM  

pedobearapproved: What does it take to qualify you as a part-time model? Someone took a picture of you once?


Basically it means that it isn't your full time job.  Like pretty much any part time job.

Likely she works for a local agency doing a mixture of print work and events.
 
2013-05-21 09:44:35 AM  
On the bright side, when she's done fellating you, you'll be able to use your dick as a highlighter.
 
2013-05-21 09:53:07 AM  

ggecko: 99.9999999% of farkers would do it:

[i4.mirror.co.uk image 850x566]


How much does she charge for the "Max Hardcore" special?
 
2013-05-21 10:27:44 AM  
Woot- women with low self-esteem FTW!
 
2013-05-21 11:28:57 AM  

kiwimoogle84: Polyhazard: FriarReb98: When she doesn't have makeup on, she looks ridiculously hot.
When she does, she looks ridiculous.

\and yes, she needs to stop farking tanning, before she ends up mistaken for a suitcase at a beach

There isn't a single one of those pics where she isn't wearing makeup.

This is why I am always incredulous when dudes say they "don't like it when girls wear makeup"-- Because you guys are clueless.

^yup. Just because there was LESS makeup pancaked on her with a trowel, she's by no means au naturel. The point of makeup is to enhance natural features, not look artificial, so she's doing it wrong.


I'm sure that she would appear very different without the ridiculous makeup, since she obviously missed the point about enhancing features instead of trying to create new ones.

/Actually do prefer the Mrs without makeup, but she likes to wear some here and there.  I just run with "if she's happy, I'm happy" when it comes to that...
 
2013-05-21 11:36:14 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Wait wait...just wait the fark a second


[s24.postimg.org image 640x426]

I realize that she's like totally boot strap leather at this point, and will likely fall apart like some ancient artifact when she hit that 30-40 mark, but even then she's still very hittable..... so how the fark did she end up with mr studman there for some roasted oven dumpy loving?


global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-05-21 12:11:36 PM  
plastic people problems
 
2013-05-21 12:34:20 PM  
This is a decent-looking woman

i1.mirror.co.uk

What this is, I dont't even

i1.mirror.co.uk

And the Courtney Love look -- is that a thing now?

i3.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-05-21 01:28:51 PM  

slayer199: Someone should show her the future...

[meganandtimmy.com image 650x398]


My first thought
 
2013-05-21 02:04:48 PM  
I've gotta admit: Despite her withering and haggard face, I'd love to know her secrets on keeping up her figure after 2 kids.
 
2013-05-21 02:16:27 PM  
I'm surprised this latest trendy new look hasn't caught on yet --wait it has!? Someone quick, rub bacon grease all over me, shove me in the oven and check on me in 20-30 min. And damnit, you better not pull me out unless by butterball ass is golden brown. I'm talking mahogany!!!
 
2013-05-21 02:23:56 PM  

gozar_the_destroyer: nmemkha: The soothing voice of Ricardo Monteban whispered from some dark recess of my mind as I gazed on her picture ...

"Supple Corinthian leather."

[i3.ytimg.com image 480x360]


You task me, Freakazoid.
 
2013-05-21 03:29:08 PM  
Came for the Flight of the Conchords references.  Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-05-21 04:50:10 PM  

Mark Ratner: FunkOut: Well, when I want to feel better about myself, I go look at pictures of people who had horrible plastic surgery or tanned too much. Then I say "Self, hanging out in computer labs since elementary school was an excellent choice for the skin. All those fools out in the sun while you enjoyed the sweet, sweet air conditioning..."

They have air conditioning in Canada? Why? So, the igloos don't melt in the summer?



SSsssshhhhhhhhhh...... don't tell.

Iceland gets mighty jealous.
 
2013-05-21 04:51:27 PM  

fredbox: Wait a minute, there's a woman in North Dakota?



Well, ONE of them had to have a tooth.
 
2013-05-21 05:07:24 PM  

magicgoo: I've gotta admit: Despite her withering and haggard face, I'd love to know her secrets on keeping up her figure after 2 kids.



Kidnapping???
 
2013-05-21 05:41:09 PM  

serialsuicidebomber: magicgoo: I've gotta admit: Despite her withering and haggard face, I'd love to know her secrets on keeping up her figure after 2 kids.


Kidnapping???


I'll accept that answer because it's the only answer that'll make me feel good about my tummy.
 
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