slayer199: Someone should show her the future...[meganandtimmy.com image 650x398]
gozar_the_destroyer: nmemkha: The soothing voice of Ricardo Monteban whispered from some dark recess of my mind as I gazed on her picture ..."Supple Corinthian leather."[i3.ytimg.com image 480x360]
Mark Ratner: FunkOut: Well, when I want to feel better about myself, I go look at pictures of people who had horrible plastic surgery or tanned too much. Then I say "Self, hanging out in computer labs since elementary school was an excellent choice for the skin. All those fools out in the sun while you enjoyed the sweet, sweet air conditioning..."They have air conditioning in Canada? Why? So, the igloos don't melt in the summer?
fredbox: Wait a minute, there's a woman in North Dakota?
magicgoo: I've gotta admit: Despite her withering and haggard face, I'd love to know her secrets on keeping up her figure after 2 kids.
serialsuicidebomber: magicgoo: I've gotta admit: Despite her withering and haggard face, I'd love to know her secrets on keeping up her figure after 2 kids.Kidnapping???
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