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(Mirror.co.uk)   Part-time model addicted to tanning in sun beds, admits she suffers from low-self esteem and tans to make herself feel better (w/pics)   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 110
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2013-05-20 11:04:14 PM
Part-time model addicted to tanning in sun beds , admits she suffers from low-self esteem and tans to make herself feel better and OH GOD, MY EYES:

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/ftfy
 
2013-05-20 11:46:51 PM
When she doesn't have makeup on, she looks ridiculously hot.
When she does, she looks ridiculous.

\and yes, she needs to stop farking tanning, before she ends up mistaken for a suitcase at a beach
 
2013-05-21 12:00:20 AM
Someone should show her the future...

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2013-05-21 12:52:34 AM
What does she model,  paper bags?
 
2013-05-21 01:12:33 AM
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2013-05-21 01:45:44 AM
She needs more dick. It will help her with the self esteem issues.
 
2013-05-21 02:00:02 AM
She'd look better with an erect penis in her mouth

/ mine
 
2013-05-21 02:01:30 AM
Well, when I want to feel better about myself, I go look at pictures of people who had horrible plastic surgery or tanned too much. Then I say "Self, hanging out in computer labs since elementary school was an excellent choice for the skin. All those fools out in the sun while you enjoyed the sweet, sweet air conditioning..."
 
2013-05-21 02:02:10 AM

FriarReb98: When she doesn't have makeup on, she looks ridiculously hot.
When she does, she looks ridiculous.

\and yes, she needs to stop farking tanning, before she ends up mistaken for a suitcase at a beach


Youd think tan mom would be a lesson.
 
2013-05-21 02:04:03 AM
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2013-05-21 02:08:19 AM
She looks plastic, probably feels like plastic too. A blowup doll would be cheaper and lower maintenance for you Farkers interested in her.
I feel kind of sorry for her.
 
2013-05-21 02:10:06 AM
i2.mirror.co.uk
"Don't worry, I can Photoshop the life...I mean, lines out."
 
2013-05-21 02:10:28 AM
She'd probably look ok if it weren't for the tanning that gives her a fake looking complexion.  She looks spray painted.
 
2013-05-21 02:11:25 AM

OgreMagi: She'd probably look ok if it weren't for the tanning that gives her a fake looking complexion.  She looks spray painted.


This
 
2013-05-21 02:13:55 AM
Is this that woman who got mauled by her friend's psychotic chimp? Because she looks damn good if so.
 
2013-05-21 02:16:32 AM
OMG Subby! I didnt see that coming. Wrong person!


Oh crap, there are many of those whacko out there? God helps us all!!
 
2013-05-21 02:18:17 AM
With fire. Kill it.
 
2013-05-21 02:20:04 AM
You'd think she'd go for a darker shade of lipstick.

That pink makes her look like a creature from the deep.
 
2013-05-21 02:21:25 AM
It's a ganguro. I'm pretty sure you're supposed to burn them at the stake.

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2013-05-21 02:22:36 AM
The part-time model admits she suffers from low-self esteem and tans to feel better, but her family and friends are too scared to ask her to quit for fear of driving her away.

Guess what? Want that shiat to end? Then you're going to have to intervene and accept the results. It's going to suck for a while. But it'll be for the better. She's young enough to encourage her and pull her back from this Barbie doll crap.

Unless of course she goes full psycho on you. Then you might need a different approach.
 
2013-05-21 02:24:46 AM
FTA : the mum-of-two from North Dakota in the United States, says she just cannot leave the sunbeds behind.

"I can't quit, I've tried. But I'm scared of getting cancer," she told the Huffington Post.

"I think my mom worries, because if I were my mom, and if was my daughter, I wouldn't be happy with it.



Deep thoughts, from NoDak

/ rhymes with Kodak
 
2013-05-21 02:25:18 AM
Don't be too harsh - She probably didn't know how bad she looked until she saw herself in The Mirror.
 
2013-05-21 02:27:29 AM
Yes, but is she the prettiest girl in the whole wide room?
 
2013-05-21 02:28:52 AM
Was the obvious tag busy tanning?
 
2013-05-21 02:31:44 AM
 
2013-05-21 02:32:03 AM
eww.... it looks like she burned all her pores  off and filled them with makeup. am I the only person who dosent like girls to look like plastic?
 
2013-05-21 02:35:23 AM

TomD9938: FTA : the mum-of-two from North Dakota in the United States, says she just cannot leave the sunbeds behind.

"I can't quit, I've tried. But I'm scared of getting cancer," she told the Huffington Post.

"I think my mom worries, because if I were my mom, and if was my daughter, I wouldn't be happy with it.


Deep thoughts, from NoDak

/ rhymes with Kodak


More like NoDad, amirite!?
 
2013-05-21 02:35:43 AM

kiwimoogle84: Yes, but is she the prettiest girl in the whole wide room?


Yes a room full of crocodiles
 
2013-05-21 02:35:49 AM

FunkOut: Well, when I want to feel better about myself, I go look at pictures of people who had horrible plastic surgery or tanned too much. Then I say "Self, hanging out in computer labs since elementary school was an excellent choice for the skin. All those fools out in the sun while you enjoyed the sweet, sweet air conditioning..."


They have air conditioning in Canada? Why? So, the igloos don't melt in the summer?
 
2013-05-21 02:39:09 AM
'Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
You could be a part-time model
But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
A part-time model
Spending part of your time modeling  And part of your time next to me
 
2013-05-21 02:39:51 AM

Mark Ratner: FunkOut: Well, when I want to feel better about myself, I go look at pictures of people who had horrible plastic surgery or tanned too much. Then I say "Self, hanging out in computer labs since elementary school was an excellent choice for the skin. All those fools out in the sun while you enjoyed the sweet, sweet air conditioning..."

They have air conditioning in Canada? Why? So, the igloos don't melt in the summer?


we dont live in igloos anymore, its for ours pet polar bear's sake. curse you climate change, my bear gets grumpy when it gets warm!
 
2013-05-21 02:40:45 AM

Pert: 'Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
You could be a part-time model
But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
A part-time model
Spending part of your time modeling  And part of your time next to me



If she was on the street- depending on the street- she'd definitely be in the top three...
 
2013-05-21 02:41:32 AM

Mark Ratner: FunkOut: Well, when I want to feel better about myself, I go look at pictures of people who had horrible plastic surgery or tanned too much. Then I say "Self, hanging out in computer labs since elementary school was an excellent choice for the skin. All those fools out in the sun while you enjoyed the sweet, sweet air conditioning..."

They have air conditioning in Canada? Why? So, the igloos don't melt in the summer?


It gets hellishly hot in Abbotsford, B.C. due to all the churches. But seriously, I can't handle 30 degrees Celsius.
 
2013-05-21 02:41:36 AM
Wait a minute, there's a woman in North Dakota?
 
2013-05-21 02:43:49 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TomD9938: FTA : the mum-of-two from North Dakota in the United States, says she just cannot leave the sunbeds behind.

"I can't quit, I've tried. But I'm scared of getting cancer," she told the Huffington Post.

"I think my mom worries, because if I were my mom, and if was my daughter, I wouldn't be happy with it.


Deep thoughts, from NoDak

/ rhymes with Kodak

More like NoDad, amirite!?


Every flaking / cancerous cell is another hug from her Pa.
 
2013-05-21 02:48:00 AM

FriarReb98: When she doesn't have makeup on, she looks ridiculously hot.
When she does, she looks ridiculous.

\and yes, she needs to stop farking tanning, before she ends up mistaken for a suitcase at a beach


There isn't a single one of those pics where she isn't wearing makeup.

This is why I am always incredulous when dudes say they "don't like it when girls wear makeup"-- Because you guys are clueless.
 
2013-05-21 02:54:37 AM
Instructions: 1) Apply makeup to face 2) Repeat 3) Profit
 
2013-05-21 03:00:19 AM
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2013-05-21 03:00:51 AM

Polyhazard: FriarReb98: When she doesn't have makeup on, she looks ridiculously hot.
When she does, she looks ridiculous.

\and yes, she needs to stop farking tanning, before she ends up mistaken for a suitcase at a beach

There isn't a single one of those pics where she isn't wearing makeup.

This is why I am always incredulous when dudes say they "don't like it when girls wear makeup"-- Because you guys are clueless.


^yup. Just because there was LESS makeup pancaked on her with a trowel, she's by no means au naturel. The point of makeup is to enhance natural features, not look artificial, so she's doing it wrong.
 
2013-05-21 03:03:16 AM
What does it take to qualify you as a part-time model? Someone took a picture of you once?
 
2013-05-21 03:03:47 AM
The soothing voice of Ricardo Monteban whispered from some dark recess of my mind as I gazed on her picture ...

"Supple Corinthian leather."
 
2013-05-21 03:05:27 AM

pedobearapproved: What does it take to qualify you as a part-time model? Someone took a picture of you once?


www.readyshare.com

"Once is a kind of part-time."
 
2013-05-21 03:06:05 AM
Another overtanning story! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR......Mods, don't make me come down there!
 
2013-05-21 03:20:02 AM
She's claiming it's a fake story on her facebook wall....I'm..I'm friends with her on facebook.
 
2013-05-21 03:21:01 AM

FunkOut: Well, when I want to feel better about myself, I go look at pictures of people who had horrible plastic surgery or tanned too much. Then I say "Self, hanging out in computer labs since elementary school was an excellent choice for the skin. All those fools out in the sun while you enjoyed the sweet, sweet air conditioning..."


Word.
The melaninites can have their sun, I'll stay inside and take Vitamin D pills.
 
2013-05-21 03:32:20 AM

nmemkha: The soothing voice of Ricardo Monteban whispered from some dark recess of my mind as I gazed on her picture ...

"Supple Corinthian leather."


i3.ytimg.com
 
2013-05-21 03:48:15 AM
I can help. My penis cures low self-esteem.

Doesn't seem to work for gonnorrhea.
 
2013-05-21 04:08:45 AM
I don't understand why some girls wear overly pale pink lipstick. Is it to make their skin look darker? Ladies, it looks awful!
 
2013-05-21 04:56:27 AM
Well done, ma'am.

Very well done.
 
2013-05-21 05:09:48 AM

kiwimoogle84: Polyhazard: FriarReb98: When she doesn't have makeup on, she looks ridiculously hot.
When she does, she looks ridiculous.

\and yes, she needs to stop farking tanning, before she ends up mistaken for a suitcase at a beach

There isn't a single one of those pics where she isn't wearing makeup.

This is why I am always incredulous when dudes say they "don't like it when girls wear makeup"-- Because you guys are clueless.

^yup. Just because there was LESS makeup pancaked on her with a trowel, she's by no means au naturel. The point of makeup is to enhance natural features, not look artificial, so she's doing it wrong.


I like makeup that makes the wearer look exotic and artificial, like goths and ganguro.  It doesn't have to be all subtle.  Also, thick, mask-like makeup makes girls look more available, and a little dehumanized, which is sexy.  When one is in the mood for that sort of thing.

I now have 'Ganguro' by Franz Tornado playing in my head, and it isn't even good by Avex standards.
 
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