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(Newser)   A church gave out free $25 Chik-fil-A gift cards to straight married couples attending its "Day to Honor Biblical Marriage" event. So far, no gay couples are reported to have reconsidered their sexual preference at the prospect of free chicken   (newser.com) divider line 25
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2013-05-20 08:30:19 PM
17 votes:
Not News:Lesbians reject free cock.
2013-05-20 08:25:00 PM
16 votes:
I have theory that all the chicken served at Chick-Fil-A are the poor birds that have been finally farked to death by Republicans.
2013-05-20 08:23:43 PM
10 votes:
The I needed a screw part was related to HD not the attractive women at CFA.
2013-05-21 12:16:54 AM
7 votes:
Wait, since I'm straight, I have to eat Chik-Fil-a? Anybody got a dick I can suck?
2013-05-21 01:10:53 AM
4 votes:

rfeick0: Wait, since I'm straight, I have to eat Chik-Fil-a? Anybody got a dick I can suck?


s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2013-05-21 12:26:44 AM
4 votes:
Also, I seem to have the curse of Eve in my posts... Random periods.
2013-05-21 01:06:17 AM
3 votes:

PizzaJedi81: feckingmorons: Free foot is not something at which to scoff!

Chick Fil A, not Subway.


It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Jared.
2013-05-21 12:28:09 AM
3 votes:
Step 1: Find one gay and one lesbian couple
Step 2: air off  Boy/girl
Step 3: Receive gift card
Step 4: Hot gay makeout session

/I'm not gay, but I'd french another chick for the lulz in this situation
//And then we'd eat some free chicken
2013-05-21 01:54:38 AM
2 votes:
Mr. Rabinowitz and Mr. Berkowitz are walking down a Brooklyn street when they pass a Catholic Church. A sign outside the church said "Convert to Catholicism and make $50". Rabinowitz says to his friend "I'm going to make a quick $50. I'll be right back."

Thirty minutes later Rabinowitz exits the church and Berkowitz asks "So... did you make $50?"

Rabinowitz responds "Is money all you people think about?"

//totally unrelated but it makes me chortle.
2013-05-20 08:43:16 PM
2 votes:
I hope "on the day to honor biblical marriage" they give an extra gift card for each wife.
2013-05-20 08:22:44 PM
2 votes:
I just had CFA on the way back from Home Depot. Combo #1 (sung to the tune of Mambo # 5)

CFA hires attractive 18 year old women.

I needed a screw.
2013-05-21 04:57:50 AM
1 votes:

rfeick0: Wait, since I'm straight, I have to eat Chik-Fil-a? Anybody got a dick I can suck?


weknowmemes.com
2013-05-21 01:04:48 AM
1 votes:

rfeick0: Wait, since I'm straight, I have to eat Chik-Fil-a? Anybody got a dick I can suck?


EIP
2013-05-21 01:01:17 AM
1 votes:
I'd love it if some Jew named Solomon showed up with 400 "wives" and the Biblical verse all printed out and ready to show these tards.
2013-05-21 12:57:30 AM
1 votes:

mrswood: moothemagiccow: Chick Fil A has some biatching new salads.

//got nothing

I just had a salad there the other day and it was fantastic. It didn't taste like hate at all!


That's because it's not tossed when they give it to you. They are very considerate to allow you to do it yourself.
2013-05-21 12:48:58 AM
1 votes:

bborchar: Suck on that, Chik-fil-a


That's the point, they're not going to.

Man, the only time I get a real craving, when I just HAVE to have Chick-fil-a, is on a Sunday. Of course, crazy fundy restaurantuers gots ta be closed.
2013-05-21 12:36:03 AM
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: So can I get a coupon if I drag in that attempted female suicide bomber we captured?

Deuteronomy 21:11-13

if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife. Bring her into your home and have her shave her head, trim her nails and put aside the clothes she was wearing when captured. After she has lived in your house and mourned her father and mother for a full month, then you may go to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife.


This god guy sounds like a real asshole.

/or maybe someone translated wrong
//or made it up
2013-05-21 12:35:40 AM
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: I have theory that all the chicken served at Chick-Fil-A are the poor birds that have been finally farked to death by Republicans.


That would explain why they're so tender.
2013-05-21 12:33:25 AM
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: I have theory that all the chicken served at Chick-Fil-A are the poor birds that have been finally farked to death by Republicans.


Hey, now.

The chickens knew the safe word. Let's have some personal responsibility.
2013-05-21 12:28:44 AM
1 votes:
I've never been married nor have I even seen a Chik-fil-A restaurant, so I have absolutely nothing to contribute to this thread.
2013-05-21 12:28:40 AM
1 votes:

maxx2112: If I were queer, I wouldn't go straight for Chick fil A.

I would, however, consider changing sides from some Popeye's.


/ nttawwt


Maybe they should give out Popeye's gift cards to interracial couples?
2013-05-21 12:26:35 AM
1 votes:
I will happily buy any good looking guys out there a chicken sandwich if they let me have my way with them for an hour or two....

No gay marriage necessary, but if you fall in love, I might consider it.
2013-05-21 12:23:05 AM
1 votes:
The Chik Fil A I got to is the busiest food place in the mall, beating out the very gay sounding Au Bon Pan which means that marriage equality is wrong.
2013-05-21 12:17:23 AM
1 votes:

moothemagiccow: Chick Fil A has some biatching new salads.

//got nothing


I just had a salad there the other day and it was fantastic. It didn't taste like hate at all!
2013-05-21 12:16:00 AM
1 votes:

Fano: Not News:Lesbians reject free cock.


Came here for an obligatory cock pun.

More satisfied than I had hoped to be.
 
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