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(South Florida News-Press)   18' 8" Burmese python, about 10 pair of boots, caught on side of the road   (news-press.com) divider line 10
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2013-05-20 09:37:29 PM
3 votes:
funnyasduck.net
2013-05-21 12:15:23 AM
1 votes:

special20: Ryker's Peninsula: mudpants:

zappa is kinda old and suks, come up with something new and or funny

Zappa is dead and his music is mostly unlistenable except to old white guys.
But that reference was spot on.

Learn to compose music, have several millions of fans, delight fans all over the planet, then get back to me. Otherwise, you're just being a dick.


Eat yellow snow.
2013-05-21 12:07:50 AM
1 votes:
mudpants

Now scientists call this disease bromidrosis
(that's right!)
And well they should
Even napoleon knows that
But us regular folks
Who might wear a tennis shoe
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of:
Stink foot
Yknow, my python boot is too tight
I couldnt get it off last night
A week went by, an now it's july
I finally got it off
An my girl-friend cry
You got stink foot! stink foot, darlin
Your stink foot puts a hurt on my nose!


zappa is kinda old and suks, come up with something new and or funny

Tipper? That you? Let it go. It was a long time ago......
2013-05-20 11:36:36 PM
1 votes:

symptomoftheuniverse: Ryker's Peninsula: mudpants:

zappa is kinda old and suks, come up with something new and or funny

Zappa is dead and his music is mostly unlistenable except to old white guys.
But that reference was spot on.

Frank Zappa was a genius, and I hope both of you wind up workin´ in a gas station.


This
2013-05-20 11:21:21 PM
1 votes:
I blame x44.xanga.com
2013-05-20 11:11:18 PM
1 votes:

Ryker's Peninsula: mudpants:

zappa is kinda old and suks, come up with something new and or funny

Zappa is dead and his music is mostly unlistenable except to old white guys.
But that reference was spot on.


Frank Zappa was a genius, and I hope both of you wind up workin´ in a gas station.
2013-05-20 10:15:33 PM
1 votes:
"18' 8" Burmese python, about 10 pair of boots, caught on side of the road"

Sounds like a typical night of sex on this end . . .
2013-05-20 09:48:04 PM
1 votes:
a 16 footer jammed up a municipal lawn mower in my town a couple years ago. The guy had no idea what he hit until he went to examine the cause of the obstruction. Hopefully between the pythons and the alligators I won't here as many dogs barking at night.
2013-05-20 09:41:37 PM
1 votes:
Now scientists call this disease bromidrosis
(that's right!)
And well they should
Even napoleon knows that
But us regular folks
Who might wear a tennis shoe
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of:
Stink foot
Yknow, my python boot is too tight
I couldnt get it off last night
A week went by, an now it's july
I finally got it off
An my girl-friend cry
You got stink foot! stink foot, darlin
Your stink foot puts a hurt on my nose!
2013-05-20 09:40:07 PM
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: Meh.  Saw a bigger one in my back yard last night.


Meh. I have a 18" 8" python tattooed on my flaccid member.
 
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