Salem Witch: Many years ago a friend couldn't find anyone to play with on a Sunday afternoon. He decided to buy a lottery ticket with the winning numbers from the previous night drawing.He started calling friends, telling them that he had the numbers from the previous night drawing. He never said he won the lottery.He had lots of friends to play with on that Sunday afternoon. And he didn't have to pay for a single drink. No one looked at the date for the drawing.When he fessed up everyone had a good laugh/Except for those that got arrested when a bar fight broke out.//Which surprisingly enough had nothing to do with the fake ticket.CSS
FlyingJ: Story doesn't make sense...Powerball cut-off in Cali is @ 7 PM, Mega & SuperLotto is 7:50 PM, clerks will TELL you it's too late for that night's drawing
GungFu: These stories are utter bullshiat.The balls and her numbers matched BECAUSE of all the circumstances of the 'screw up'.If she had bought them before 8pm and was eligible for the draw, the balls would have been different and she still would have won fark all, most likely. These stories are reported because the media thinks we should HAHA on people, like everyone else, who didn't win a damn thing, and so feel better for stupidly playing the lottery.
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