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2013-05-20 10:12:18 PM
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Salem Witch: Many years ago a friend couldn't find anyone to play with on a Sunday afternoon. He decided to buy a lottery ticket with the winning numbers from the previous night drawing.

He started calling friends, telling them that he had the numbers from the previous night drawing. He never said he won the lottery.

He had lots of friends to play with on that Sunday afternoon. And he didn't have to pay for a single drink. No one looked at the date for the drawing.

When he fessed up everyone had a good laugh

/Except for those that got arrested when a bar fight broke out.
//Which surprisingly enough had nothing to do with the fake ticket.
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I'll match you with a CSB.

I used to work at a fancy martini bar/restaurant.

Around Christmas time we did a kind of stocking stuffer thing. I worked an event upstairs, a separate space that could be rented out, and was finishing up around 10:00 p.m. when my manager said I should open my stocking.

In the middle of a stack of scratch-off tickets they had planted a fake winner. I had never seen one before and wasn't really paying attention. Most of the staff had come upstairs to witness this.

I lost my shiat when I -- then a poor college kid -- thought I had won $250,000. Lost. My. shiat.

I was screaming, jumping, crying. They watched me call my Dad.

Suddenly I just bolted downstairs, burst into a full bar and half-full restaurant, and announced I was buying a round on me.

For the whole establishment.

My manager was chasing after me. I can still see her yelling noooooooooooo in slow motion.

Anyway, they ended up comping a round for the whole bar. We all learned a lot that day.

My manager said that she halfway expected me to quit on the spot when I scratched it off.

It was an awesome night. Everyone kept buying me drinks and I got to feel like a lottery winner*.

/* the stupid kind that buys 150+ strangers a drink.
2013-05-20 09:15:17 PM
2 votes:
Many years ago a friend couldn't find anyone to play with on a Sunday afternoon. He decided to buy a lottery ticket with the winning numbers from the previous night drawing.

He started calling friends, telling them that he had the numbers from the previous night drawing. He never said he won the lottery.

He had lots of friends to play with on that Sunday afternoon. And he didn't have to pay for a single drink. No one looked at the date for the drawing.

When he fessed up everyone had a good laugh

/Except for those that got arrested when a bar fight broke out.
//Which surprisingly enough had nothing to do with the fake ticket.

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2013-05-20 09:04:44 PM
2 votes:
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2013-05-20 07:53:12 PM
2 votes:
static1.purepeople.com

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2013-05-21 08:54:06 AM
1 votes:
Step 1. Buy Powerball ticket.
Step 2. Apply Photoshop, change date and numbers to match winner, print & cut.
Step 3. Visit local bar, show ticket, act all winnerish.
Step 4. Drink free. Get laid.
2013-05-20 11:39:09 PM
1 votes:

FlyingJ: Story doesn't make sense...Powerball cut-off in Cali is @ 7 PM, Mega & SuperLotto is 7:50 PM, clerks will TELL you it's too late for that night's drawing


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2013-05-20 09:13:21 PM
1 votes:

GungFu: These stories are utter bullshiat.

The balls and her numbers matched BECAUSE of all the circumstances of the 'screw up'.

If she had bought them before 8pm and was eligible for the draw, the balls would have been different and she still would have won fark all, most likely.  These stories are reported because the media thinks we should HAHA on people, like everyone else, who didn't win a damn thing, and so feel better for stupidly playing the lottery.


Thanks, we will. As you were.
2013-05-20 09:12:12 PM
1 votes:
These stories are utter bullshiat.

The balls and her numbers matched BECAUSE of all the circumstances of the 'screw up'.

If she had bought them before 8pm and was eligible for the draw, the balls would have been different and she still would have won fark all, most likely.  These stories are reported because the media thinks we should HAHA on people, like everyone else, who didn't win a damn thing, and so feel better for stupidly playing the lottery.
2013-05-20 08:58:49 PM
1 votes:

Apos: [static1.purepeople.com image 637x336]

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Next, this unlucky lottery woman will be sentenced to death, only to die the day before in a plane crash while being transfered for execution by the wife of the man of her dreams.
 
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