FARK rebel soldier: Are you sure she wasn't going to fast her clothes came off?
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the blackest man in the world:He has a fake face on the back of his head so they don't know if he's coming or going.
mike_the_engineer: Arrested for failure to appear.[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x623]
dj_bigbird: #1: Pink handcuffs? Do cops carry those? Or was she uh....Where I work, the guy who runs the court transfer/court security crew bought a bunch of these because he said us jail guys were always taking their cuffs and not returning them. He figured they'd be easy to spot if they were being used by people other than his crew. That was about a year ago. They're all gone now; disappeared off the face of the Earth.
WHY YES ...I AM A WIZARD
The One True TheDavid: No, I think he's not. If he were he could spot a transformer.
Tumunga: FARK rebel soldier: [i.cdn.turner.com image 350x258]Best-looking hooker I've ever seen./I don't fark hookers//you can tellKnow how I know you're gay?
DigitalCoffee: Amusement:[s7.postimg.org image 720x119]
Imagine all the peopleWonderin' 'bout my eyesyou-hoo-oo-ooYou might say that I'm a popeyeWell I'm not the only oneWhy don't you come and join me?We'll get stoned and have some fun.
Dead for Tax Reasons: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x623]speeding? what was he going, faster than light?
Sofa King Smart: number 7's image shows a striking lack of detail.[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x623]
Who's got two thumbs and an MIP on her record?THIS GIRL!
FARK rebel soldier: [i.cdn.turner.com image 350x258]Best-looking hooker I've ever seen./I don't fark hookers//you can tell
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