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(The Smoking Gun)   Who knows what evil lurks in this week's Mugshot Roundup? The Shadow knows   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 131
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2013-05-20 10:15:59 PM  
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2013-05-20 10:18:29 PM  
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2013-05-20 10:21:36 PM  
Amusement:s7.postimg.org

Imagine all the people
Wonderin' 'bout my eyes
you-hoo-oo-oo
You might say that I'm a popeye
Well I'm not the only one
Why don't you come and join me?
We'll get stoned and have some fun.

 
2013-05-20 10:33:51 PM  

Amusement: [s7.postimg.org image 720x119]


Dang. That is one strong prescription. How much good do glasses even do at that point?
 
2013-05-20 10:34:21 PM  

DigitalCoffee: Amusement:[s7.postimg.org image 720x119]

s7.postimg.org 
Imagine all the people
Wonderin' 'bout my eyes
you-hoo-oo-oo
You might say that I'm a popeye
Well I'm not the only one
Why don't you come and join me?
We'll get stoned and have some fun.


Drugs are bad, mmmm okay.
 
2013-05-20 10:39:44 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: [i.cdn.turner.com image 350x258]
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Best-looking hooker I've ever seen.


Tranny hooker, most likely.


/I don't fark hookers
//you can tell


I did years ago, more out of loneliness than lust. One of the most beautiful women I was ever with cost me only 13 bucks and change, literally all I had on me: on rainy weeknights in '87 Mission St. between 16th & 20th was great for me and my '66 Dodge Dart. These chicks looked like normal people: picture combat boots and old jeans.

But up around Polk Gulch you'd find really glammed-up hoes, who were usually trannies. Big feet, adam's apples, lots of makeup, prissier than most real women outside of "Dallas." No thanks. If I wanted a guy I could get Castro clone easily, given that in those days I was just hot enough to not buy my own drinks. (And yes I know "transsexuals are not really men deep down inside," but being hung better than me kinda detracts from one's womanhood.)

Generally speaking, if s/he puts on makeup with a trowel there's a reason for it.
 
2013-05-20 10:40:47 PM  

Canton: Amusement: [s7.postimg.org image 720x119]

Dang. That is one strong prescription. How much good do glasses even do at that point?


Probably legally blind, or six pack short of full-term beer goggles.
 
2013-05-20 10:46:10 PM  
giving a false name to law enforcement.

Jabba .... of Arc.
 
2013-05-20 10:47:05 PM  
Isn't #1 that 18 year old who was arrested because her girlfriends parents couldn't handle having a gay daughter?
 
2013-05-20 10:48:30 PM  

Clint_Torres: Separated at birth?

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Hey now...don't be dragging Steven Van Zandt into this!
 
2013-05-20 10:49:51 PM  

Tumunga: FARK rebel soldier: [i.cdn.turner.com image 350x258]
Best-looking hooker I've ever seen.

/I don't fark hookers
//you can tell

Know how I know you're gay?


No, I think he's not. If he were he could spot a tranny.
 
2013-05-20 10:49:54 PM  
Don't fark hookers?  Funny, when you think dinner and a movie for a fark it's not all that different.  Better, if your 'date' is medically checked out.  Better you don't have to call back if you don't like.
 
2013-05-20 10:52:48 PM  

Amusement: Canton: Amusement: [s7.postimg.org image 720x119]

Dang. That is one strong prescription. How much good do glasses even do at that point?

Probably legally blind, or six pack short of full-term beer goggles.


Yeah, or C. All of the above.
 
2013-05-20 11:11:32 PM  
There is no #9, only Zuel.
 
2013-05-20 11:16:42 PM  
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2013-05-20 11:37:47 PM  
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2013-05-20 11:40:09 PM  

The One True TheDavid: No, I think he's not. If he were he could spot a tranny.


What has happened to this thread. What has happened to my manhood.
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2013-05-20 11:40:33 PM  
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What if i told you, bright white shirts on very black men produce unrecognizable mugshots.
 
2013-05-20 11:48:55 PM  
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butt secks nao?
 
2013-05-21 05:24:26 AM  

Dougie AXP: Isn't #1 that 18 year old who was arrested because her girlfriends parents couldn't handle having a gay daughter?


That's what I thought as well. Appears different states though. Other chick was from Florida I believe. Looks just like her too.

MAY 20--This week'smug shot review opens with a beaming Arizona woman, 20, who appears pleased with her pink handcuffs.
 
2013-05-21 06:57:52 AM  

dj_bigbird: #1: Pink handcuffs? Do cops carry those? Or was she uh....


Yes. Some female cops do. I've seen them on one of those "Police Women of (whatever county)".
 
2013-05-21 08:03:50 AM  

Banned on the Run: This guy is so black, he's navy

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I think the PC term is "Blurple"
 
2013-05-21 08:29:21 AM  
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Son, I am dissapoint
 
2013-05-21 09:35:24 AM  

Belligerent and Numerous: [i738.photobucket.com image 500x623]

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Bravo!!! That good sir is well played!

/Well played indeed +1
 
2013-05-21 03:08:29 PM  
Ok, now I'm curious what the rest of the "Al Qaeda" shirt says.

It has to be something to do with "shoot them up" or along "kill them all, let God sort them out"

Otherwise said person wearing said shirt is just looking for trouble.


/dnrta, so also wondering if the charge was something silly to get back at him for the shirt
//whatever happened to common sense? My friend some many many years back, for halloween wore a Saddam mask with a military uniform from army surplus...drunk guy walks up to him and punches him in the face/mask
 
2013-05-21 03:34:39 PM  
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2013-05-21 03:35:01 PM  
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And that's why ...
you always leave a note.
 
2013-05-21 06:08:54 PM  
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2013-05-21 06:14:05 PM  
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2013-05-21 07:12:03 PM  

mistrmind: #14 would get hit so hard.


she looks sober to me
and I would hit it
/either way
 
2013-05-21 07:24:54 PM  

Shrapnel: Sofa King Smart: number 7's image shows a striking lack of detail.

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My father cancelled his lifelong subscription to TV Guide the month they put OJ's pic on the cover.
Not sure they were in support of him but I guess dad took it that way.
/he loved the crossword in the back.
// wasn't crazy about the pez dispenser thing.
 
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