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2013-05-20 04:14:51 PM  
#14 would get hit so hard.
 
2013-05-20 04:18:45 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-20 04:38:18 PM  
#1: Pink handcuffs? Do cops carry those? Or was she uh....
 
2013-05-20 04:50:12 PM  
1,7,14. 1 will bring the handcuffs.
 
2013-05-20 05:34:36 PM  

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 500x667]


Okay you win,  made me laugh on this mehday.
 
2013-05-20 05:53:56 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
i322.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-20 05:56:37 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-20 06:05:08 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Arrested for pot possession, apparently while getting a haircut.

damn narc barbers....
 
2013-05-20 06:08:20 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
www.kulturekritic.com
 
2013-05-20 06:12:48 PM  
www.classiclps.co.uk

everybody's in the place so lets go... with our Android phones
 
2013-05-20 06:13:57 PM  

minnkat:


Big Juicy?
 
2013-05-20 06:17:42 PM  
i.cdn.turner.comArrested for failure to appear.
i.cdn.turner.comArrested for speeding.
Are you sure she wasn't going to fast her clothes came off?
 
2013-05-20 06:18:48 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Are you sure she wasn't going to fast her clothes came off?


I accidentally the other half of the joke, where "Are you sure you didn't mix these two up?"
 
2013-05-20 06:20:22 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
Best-looking hooker I've ever seen.

/I don't fark hookers
//you can tell
 
2013-05-20 06:23:24 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

What happened to you Molly Ringwold (sp?)
 
2013-05-20 06:26:23 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
Needs  a Patrick TRIBute photoshop
 
2013-05-20 06:28:59 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

ENHANCE.
 
2013-05-20 06:29:13 PM  
number 7's image shows a striking lack of detail.

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-05-20 06:29:48 PM  
WHY YES ...
i.cdn.turner.com
I AM A WIZARD
 
2013-05-20 06:30:15 PM  
#15...
i215.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-20 06:31:18 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-20 06:31:19 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: [i.cdn.turner.com image 350x258]
Best-looking hooker I've ever seen.

/I don't fark hookers
//you can tell


i1164.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-20 06:32:23 PM  

dj_bigbird: #1: Pink handcuffs? Do cops carry those? Or was she uh....

Where I work, the guy who runs the court transfer/court security crew bought a bunch of these because he said us jail guys were always taking their cuffs and not returning them.  He figured they'd be easy to spot if they were being used by people other than his crew.  That was about a year ago.  They're all gone now; disappeared off the face of the Earth.

 
2013-05-20 06:33:16 PM  
Who's got two thumbs and an MIP on her record?
i.cdn.turner.com
THIS GIRL!
 
2013-05-20 06:33:48 PM  

Sofa King Smart: number 7's image shows a striking lack of detail.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x623]


www.tc.umn.edu
 
2013-05-20 06:34:39 PM  
Not sure how my comment a minute ago ended up all italics.  My cursor was a couple lines below any quoted text.  The one time I don't preview....
 
2013-05-20 06:34:41 PM  
Pretty sure this one was in the Facebook home TV ad i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-20 06:36:35 PM  

Sofa King Smart: number 7's image shows a striking lack of detail.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x623]


Professor Quirrell?
 
2013-05-20 06:36:48 PM  

whatisaidwas: [i1164.photobucket.com image 307x438]


Oh gawd what have I done. Now I haz the gay.
 
2013-05-20 06:37:06 PM  
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-05-20 06:37:26 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com


speeding?  what was he going, faster than light?
 
2013-05-20 06:37:47 PM  
Arrested for failure to appear.

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-05-20 06:37:47 PM  

Sofa King Smart: number 7's image shows a striking lack of detail.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x623]


 see the girl with the red dress on....
 
2013-05-20 06:39:06 PM  
#9's Hollywood twin i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-20 06:39:36 PM  

dj_bigbird: #1: Pink handcuffs? Do cops carry those? Or was she uh....


Thinking the same thing. I think those are her's.
 
2013-05-20 06:40:05 PM  
i43.tinypic.com

see, because he looks like Henry Rollins...
 
2013-05-20 06:41:38 PM  
whitecollorsmokers.webs.com
 
2013-05-20 06:42:32 PM  

lousy screw: dj_bigbird: #1: Pink handcuffs? Do cops carry those? Or was she uh....

Where I work, the guy who runs the court transfer/court security crew bought a bunch of these because he said us jail guys were always taking their cuffs and not returning them.  He figured they'd be easy to spot if they were being used by people other than his crew.  That was about a year ago.  They're all gone now; disappeared off the face of the Earth.


should have gotten the furs.
 
2013-05-20 06:42:51 PM  
Came for the Time mag cover, leaving with...

img801.imageshack.us

"Jah dowahga kwee-kunee, Solo.  Cha skrunee da pat, sleemo yo mama."
 
2013-05-20 06:44:05 PM  
i.cdn.turner.comArrested for retail fraud.

Bomb mom is that you?
 
2013-05-20 06:44:36 PM  

mike_the_engineer: Arrested for failure to appear.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x623]


he reminds me of something like this:  they might have taken the mugshot of the back of his head with his glasses on backwards.


static.neatorama.com
 
2013-05-20 06:48:08 PM  
Them's some fine lookin' people, mm-hmmm.
 
2013-05-20 06:54:23 PM  
i.cdn.turner.comtheweddingedited.files.wordpress.comand a little bit offarm3.static.flickr.com
 
2013-05-20 06:59:58 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: [i43.tinypic.com image 500x625]

see, because he looks like Henry Rollins...


wut? You drunk?
 
2013-05-20 07:02:24 PM  
i.cdn.turner.comwww.musicandmischief.com
 
2013-05-20 07:04:24 PM  
s7.postimg.org
 
2013-05-20 07:06:38 PM  
 
2013-05-20 07:07:34 PM  

weirdneighbour: A blue eyed negress, is that common?


Depends on heritage. There are also Asians with blue eyes and white people with dark skin. Who knew genetics worked that way? Sheesh.
 
2013-05-20 07:08:44 PM  

thesloppy: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750][4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


OMG, I love you. I had something tickling the back of my mind but couldn't figure it out.
 
2013-05-20 07:08:53 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Amusement: [s7.postimg.org image 720x119]

o_O


blogs.houstonpress.com
 
2013-05-20 07:08:58 PM  

Nick Nostril: Came for the Time mag cover, leaving with...

[img801.imageshack.us image 480x640]

"Jah dowahga kwee-kunee, Solo.  Cha skrunee da pat, sleemo yo mama."


I lol'd
 
2013-05-20 07:11:15 PM  
#1) Miss Piggy.
#2) Jabba the Hutt
#3) Boston Mad Russian Babby mamma
#4) Gittin' tired of this shiat.
#5) Trump called. You're fired. And he wants his hair back.
#6) Oh, no. She di'n't
#7) Skip the bath, you dirty little thing. Quarters, now!
#8) That doctor guy from the nerd comics got too close to the sun.
#9) The 80's and Davey Crockett called. Something about your hair.
#10) Oh, Ru Paul. We knew you when...
#11) Little old to be going to raves, aren't we?
#12) Yeah, I'm sure that's your little league team you coach. Send us a postcard from GITMO.
#13) Kee-Reist. I thought vampires didn't age.
#14) #7's in my quarters, go do her until I show up.
#15) Is the train OK?

/I'll be in my bunk, with #14 & #7, making a Chinese finger lickin' sausage trap.
 
2013-05-20 07:11:58 PM  
s2.postimg.org
 
2013-05-20 07:12:26 PM  
Lot of photoshop and caption fodder in this week's roundup.
 
2013-05-20 07:13:21 PM  
i.cdn.turner.comwww.loresdelsith.net

/fun trivia time
//the youngling is Lucas jr
 
2013-05-20 07:14:24 PM  
s14.postimg.org
 
2013-05-20 07:19:15 PM  
img844.imageshack.us

I'm too sexy for my teef, too sexy for my teef...
 
2013-05-20 07:20:15 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-20 07:22:15 PM  

Sofa King Smart: number 7's image shows a striking lack of detail.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x623]


Reminds me of
2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2013-05-20 07:25:37 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x623]


speeding?  what was he going, faster than light?


And there goes the mouth full of ice tea.... thanks bud.
 
2013-05-20 07:25:47 PM  

Mega Steve: [img844.imageshack.us image 550x688]


 Lynyrd Skynyrd head roadie...

 
2013-05-20 07:25:51 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: [i.cdn.turner.com image 350x258]
Best-looking hooker I've ever seen.

/I don't fark hookers
//you can tell


Know how I know you're gay?
 
2013-05-20 07:33:16 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: [i43.tinypic.com image 500x625]

see, because he looks like Henry Rollins...


Damn you! I was going to post that picture and say: "Arrested for burglary, larceny, and damage to property? Old age has slowed ol' Hank down!"
 
2013-05-20 07:39:17 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-20 07:43:02 PM  
 
2013-05-20 07:47:02 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: [i.cdn.turner.com image 350x258]
Best-looking hooker I've ever seen.

/I don't fark hookers
//you can tell


That's a man.
 
2013-05-20 07:49:39 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com letsimplement.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-20 08:01:44 PM  
i738.photobucket.com

i738.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-20 08:04:58 PM  

jtown: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750] [letsimplement.files.wordpress.com image 237x300]


I thought of that too.
 
2013-05-20 08:06:50 PM  

Belligerent and Numerous: [i738.photobucket.com image 500x623]

[i738.photobucket.com image 480x360]



  none more black..
 
2013-05-20 08:07:20 PM  
s17.postimg.org
 
2013-05-20 08:09:12 PM  
www.silveremulsion.com
 
2013-05-20 08:10:17 PM  
s17.postimg.org

You little biatch. I am disappoint.
 
2013-05-20 08:13:48 PM  
s15.postimg.org
 
2013-05-20 08:20:37 PM  

Amusement: [s17.postimg.org image 360x518]


  you call that a half!!??!
 
2013-05-20 08:21:52 PM  
Has there ever been a Mughsot Roundup without a tranny hooker?
 
2013-05-20 08:22:32 PM  
i.cdn.turner.comwww.blogcdn.com
 
2013-05-20 08:26:52 PM  

AcesFull: Amusement: [s17.postimg.org image 360x518]

  you call that a half!!??!


For entertainment purposes results may very with mileage.
 
2013-05-20 08:33:28 PM  
This guy is so black, he's navy

i738.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-20 08:35:59 PM  
Little known bible facts. Moses dabbled as a hairdresser.

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-05-20 08:46:11 PM  
 i.cdn.turner.comthevinylvillage.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-20 08:51:51 PM  

Mr. Cat Poop: Little known bible facts. Moses dabbled as a hairdresser.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x627]



I think she's going for the Jane Wiedlin (Go Go's) look...
 
2013-05-20 08:53:01 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-20 09:00:49 PM  

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 500x667]


Oh I see what you did and like it.
 
2013-05-20 09:04:05 PM  

Banned on the Run: This guy is so black, he's navy

[i738.photobucket.com image 500x623]


That's blue black
 
2013-05-20 09:11:10 PM  
 
2013-05-20 09:13:56 PM  

Nick Nostril: Came for the Time mag cover, leaving with...

[img801.imageshack.us image 480x640]

  more Chins than the Hong Kong phonebook...

 
2013-05-20 09:19:16 PM  
i849.photobucket.com

i849.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-20 09:26:32 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

I'm pretty sure he was arrested for fightin', not fighting.
 
2013-05-20 09:27:29 PM  
i738.photobucket.com
Now Darkness, the tables are turned.
 
2013-05-20 09:30:42 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
Worst comb-ever. That's what I thougth, and then
somebody had to spoil it by posting Donald Trump.
 
2013-05-20 09:33:16 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the blackest man in the world:


i.cdn.turner.com


He has a fake face on the back of his head so they don't know if he's coming or going.
 
2013-05-20 09:34:19 PM  
Still no George Bush or Barack Obama.
 
2013-05-20 09:35:07 PM  
What I'm really wondering is who the Hell had the Chutzpah to arrest Harry Rollins?
 
2013-05-20 09:53:34 PM  
i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-20 09:55:45 PM  
img405.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-20 09:56:06 PM  
Separated at birth?

i.cdn.turner.com

www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-05-20 09:56:44 PM  
Surprised 14 isn't cryin'.

/your ad here
 
2013-05-20 10:01:38 PM  

36 Views of Mill Mountain: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

I'm pretty sure he was arrested for fightin', not fighting.


Assault is a charge, but fighting? What kind of country is it where Cleetus and Jimbo can't get drunk and beat on each other every weekend?
 
2013-05-20 10:13:16 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.comi.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-05-20 10:15:59 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com anubis4_2000.tripod.com
 
2013-05-20 10:18:29 PM  
media.steampowered.com
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-05-20 10:21:36 PM  
Amusement:s7.postimg.org

Imagine all the people
Wonderin' 'bout my eyes
you-hoo-oo-oo
You might say that I'm a popeye
Well I'm not the only one
Why don't you come and join me?
We'll get stoned and have some fun.

 
2013-05-20 10:33:51 PM  

Amusement: [s7.postimg.org image 720x119]


Dang. That is one strong prescription. How much good do glasses even do at that point?
 
2013-05-20 10:34:21 PM  

DigitalCoffee: Amusement:[s7.postimg.org image 720x119]

s7.postimg.org 
Imagine all the people
Wonderin' 'bout my eyes
you-hoo-oo-oo
You might say that I'm a popeye
Well I'm not the only one
Why don't you come and join me?
We'll get stoned and have some fun.


Drugs are bad, mmmm okay.
 
2013-05-20 10:39:44 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: [i.cdn.turner.com image 350x258]
i.cdn.turner.com

Best-looking hooker I've ever seen.


Tranny hooker, most likely.


/I don't fark hookers
//you can tell


I did years ago, more out of loneliness than lust. One of the most beautiful women I was ever with cost me only 13 bucks and change, literally all I had on me: on rainy weeknights in '87 Mission St. between 16th & 20th was great for me and my '66 Dodge Dart. These chicks looked like normal people: picture combat boots and old jeans.

But up around Polk Gulch you'd find really glammed-up hoes, who were usually trannies. Big feet, adam's apples, lots of makeup, prissier than most real women outside of "Dallas." No thanks. If I wanted a guy I could get Castro clone easily, given that in those days I was just hot enough to not buy my own drinks. (And yes I know "transsexuals are not really men deep down inside," but being hung better than me kinda detracts from one's womanhood.)

Generally speaking, if s/he puts on makeup with a trowel there's a reason for it.
 
2013-05-20 10:40:47 PM  

Canton: Amusement: [s7.postimg.org image 720x119]

Dang. That is one strong prescription. How much good do glasses even do at that point?


Probably legally blind, or six pack short of full-term beer goggles.
 
2013-05-20 10:46:10 PM  
giving a false name to law enforcement.

Jabba .... of Arc.
 
2013-05-20 10:47:05 PM  
Isn't #1 that 18 year old who was arrested because her girlfriends parents couldn't handle having a gay daughter?
 
2013-05-20 10:48:30 PM  

Clint_Torres: Separated at birth?

[i.cdn.turner.com image 700x875]

[www.blogcdn.com image 200x225]


Hey now...don't be dragging Steven Van Zandt into this!
 
2013-05-20 10:49:51 PM  

Tumunga: FARK rebel soldier: [i.cdn.turner.com image 350x258]
Best-looking hooker I've ever seen.

/I don't fark hookers
//you can tell

Know how I know you're gay?


No, I think he's not. If he were he could spot a tranny.
 
2013-05-20 10:49:54 PM  
Don't fark hookers?  Funny, when you think dinner and a movie for a fark it's not all that different.  Better, if your 'date' is medically checked out.  Better you don't have to call back if you don't like.
 
2013-05-20 10:52:48 PM  

Amusement: Canton: Amusement: [s7.postimg.org image 720x119]

Dang. That is one strong prescription. How much good do glasses even do at that point?

Probably legally blind, or six pack short of full-term beer goggles.


Yeah, or C. All of the above.
 
2013-05-20 11:11:32 PM  
There is no #9, only Zuel.
 
2013-05-20 11:16:42 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com 67.225.159.30
 
2013-05-20 11:37:47 PM  
img585.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-20 11:40:09 PM  

The One True TheDavid: No, I think he's not. If he were he could spot a tranny.


What has happened to this thread. What has happened to my manhood.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-20 11:40:33 PM  
i738.photobucket.com

What if i told you, bright white shirts on very black men produce unrecognizable mugshots.
 
2013-05-20 11:48:55 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

butt secks nao?
 
2013-05-21 05:24:26 AM  

Dougie AXP: Isn't #1 that 18 year old who was arrested because her girlfriends parents couldn't handle having a gay daughter?


That's what I thought as well. Appears different states though. Other chick was from Florida I believe. Looks just like her too.

MAY 20--This week'smug shot review opens with a beaming Arizona woman, 20, who appears pleased with her pink handcuffs.
 
2013-05-21 06:57:52 AM  

dj_bigbird: #1: Pink handcuffs? Do cops carry those? Or was she uh....


Yes. Some female cops do. I've seen them on one of those "Police Women of (whatever county)".
 
2013-05-21 08:03:50 AM  

Banned on the Run: This guy is so black, he's navy

[i738.photobucket.com image 500x623]


I think the PC term is "Blurple"
 
2013-05-21 08:29:21 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Son, I am dissapoint
 
2013-05-21 09:35:24 AM  

Belligerent and Numerous: [i738.photobucket.com image 500x623]

[i738.photobucket.com image 480x360]


Bravo!!! That good sir is well played!

/Well played indeed +1
 
2013-05-21 03:08:29 PM  
Ok, now I'm curious what the rest of the "Al Qaeda" shirt says.

It has to be something to do with "shoot them up" or along "kill them all, let God sort them out"

Otherwise said person wearing said shirt is just looking for trouble.


/dnrta, so also wondering if the charge was something silly to get back at him for the shirt
//whatever happened to common sense? My friend some many many years back, for halloween wore a Saddam mask with a military uniform from army surplus...drunk guy walks up to him and punches him in the face/mask
 
2013-05-21 03:34:39 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-05-21 03:35:01 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

And that's why ...
you always leave a note.
 
2013-05-21 06:08:54 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com  encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-21 06:14:05 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com  encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-21 07:12:03 PM  

mistrmind: #14 would get hit so hard.


she looks sober to me
and I would hit it
/either way
 
2013-05-21 07:24:54 PM  

Shrapnel: Sofa King Smart: number 7's image shows a striking lack of detail.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x623]

[www.tc.umn.edu image 480x318]


My father cancelled his lifelong subscription to TV Guide the month they put OJ's pic on the cover.
Not sure they were in support of him but I guess dad took it that way.
/he loved the crossword in the back.
// wasn't crazy about the pez dispenser thing.
 
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