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(The Smoking Gun)   How many people does it take to 'rescue' a naked college girl out for a hike high on mushrooms? a: 10, b: 20 or c: 35   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 176
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2013-05-20 03:51:45 PM  
Boulder. Figures.

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She looks crazy even when not on shrooms (assuming this was taken when she wasn't.)
 
2013-05-20 04:47:00 PM  
Cute but can't maintain...ruins it for everyone else.
 
2013-05-20 04:51:33 PM  
Oh my, she looks like a holy hell pain in the ass...
 
2013-05-20 04:52:36 PM  
pics or it didn't happen?
 
2013-05-20 04:53:00 PM  
Don't forget one guy to hold the video camera, one guy to hold the still camera, and the lighting guy, of course.
 
2013-05-20 04:53:30 PM  
Powers, a communications major, has not commented on her weekend adventure

For a communications major, she's pretty uncommunicative.
 
2013-05-20 04:54:11 PM  
I would "rescue" her naked self. Under a pseudonym.
 
2013-05-20 04:54:48 PM  
all right, the site says there are pictures on her facebook page, and links to one of them, but I'm at work... how good we talking, farkers?
 
2013-05-20 04:54:50 PM  
www.picgifs.com
 
2013-05-20 04:55:52 PM  
Powers, a communications major,

Not anymore if she's charged. Feds and states don't like to hand out money for college if you have a drug charge on your record. Hopefully she's been paying for it another way. My grant money for school the last couple of years has a specific stipulation about drug offenses on your record (can't have any for at least 7 years)
 
2013-05-20 04:56:37 PM  

show me: Boulder. Figures.

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She looks crazy even when not on shrooms (assuming this was taken when she wasn't.)


Was it shrooms or smilex she took? Both?
 
2013-05-20 04:56:46 PM  
Was there a giraffe chasing her?
 
2013-05-20 04:56:54 PM  
Psssshhhaaaaww....Getting high on mushrooms, stripping naked, and hiking are all just normal parts of the syllabus requirements for Geology 101 at UC Boulder.

You don't get into the really "crazy" stuff until your senior year.
 
2013-05-20 04:56:57 PM  
Yikes. Her face already have those Joker-mouth lines running from the corners of her mouth back towards her ears.

That usually doesn't happen until you hit your late forties and get a bad facelift.
 
2013-05-20 04:57:08 PM  
Now you know the buzzwords to get fast police response.
 
2013-05-20 04:58:45 PM  
I can almost hear Yakety Sax playing right now.
 
2013-05-20 04:58:59 PM  
I never mean to give you mushrooms, girl. But please do take off your clothes and climb that tree!

/is it up on youtube yet?
 
2013-05-20 05:00:08 PM  
This is a good start to an impressive arrest record, but she needs to add some more colorful charges like art theft, auto theft while impersonating a government official or religious leader, public defecation and obscenity, etc... before I'm convinced she's my soul mate.
 
2013-05-20 05:00:57 PM  
She should team up with the girl from CMU who dressed as the Pope and shaved a cross into her pubic hair.
Today on Springer- Female White college students who do crazy things and the guys who adore them/
 
2013-05-20 05:01:20 PM  
Ah, shrooms in college... those were the days.
 
2013-05-20 05:01:25 PM  

Walter Paisley: This is a good start to an impressive arrest record, but she needs to add some more colorful charges like art theft, auto theft while impersonating a government official or religious leader, public defecation and obscenity, etc... before I'm convinced she's my soul mate.


Stampeding cattle through the Vatican
 
2013-05-20 05:01:44 PM  
Well I'm sure we've all had first dates like that.
 
2013-05-20 05:04:00 PM  

6655321: She should team up with the girl from CMU who dressed as the Pope and shaved a cross into her pubic hair.
Today on Springer- Female White college students who do crazy things and the guys who adore them/


I'd actually sign up if that became the premise for an online dating site. Dateaprisonerwhodidsomethingcrazy.com
 
2013-05-20 05:05:38 PM  
Well I hope she's ready for me. Because I'm going to rock out with my cock out, and she's going to jam out with her clam out. It's going to be magical.
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2013-05-20 05:06:45 PM  
Well at least her potential employers will have a good laugh before sending the rejection.
 
2013-05-20 05:07:02 PM  

phlegmmo: Powers, a communications major, has not commented on her weekend adventure

For a communications major, she's pretty uncommunicative.


She's changing to Theater major.  Minor in psychology.
 
2013-05-20 05:08:08 PM  
So she's a communications major that likes to get high and then get naked.  I'm pretty sure she just aced the interview for every major network and if she's a registered democrat she has a lifetime job of shilling in the mainstream media.  ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, CNN all just friended her and are arranging interviews (not to mention paying her bail and fines) as we speak.  She'll be the next Diane Sawyer getting loaded on the air.
 
2013-05-20 05:09:23 PM  
I know a couple guys who ate shrooms at the 15 minute warning in an exam for a physics course that 40% of the class failed. Not the exam, the whole course. They came out of there in a better state than most of us. Thankfully, they kept their clothes on.
 
2013-05-20 05:12:06 PM  

Magnus: She's changing to Theater major. Minor in psychology.


holy shyt, shrooms did that to her? No wonder that crap is illegal...

Remember kids, don't do shrooms, It will turn you into a theater major with a minor in an equally useless subject.
 
2013-05-20 05:12:32 PM  

OscarTamerz: So she's a communications major that likes to get high and then get naked.  I'm pretty sure she just aced the interview for every major network and if she's a registered democrat she has a lifetime job of shilling in the mainstream media.  ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, CNN all just friended her and are arranging interviews (not to mention paying her bail and fines) as we speak.  She'll be the next Diane Sawyer getting loaded on the air.


I'd actually watch TV news if the anchors were regularly wasted on the air. Aside from being amusing, at least they'd be relatable as human beings rather than just being some hokey media persona.
 
2013-05-20 05:12:43 PM  
www.promoboxx.com
 
2013-05-20 05:13:24 PM  
Just another day in the life of a college kid.
Who among us hasn't "let go" once in a while?
 
2013-05-20 05:14:11 PM  

OscarTamerz: So she's a communications major that likes to get high and then get naked.  I'm pretty sure she just aced the interview for every major network and if she's a registered democrat she has a lifetime job of shilling in the mainstream media.  ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, CNN all just friended her and are arranging interviews (not to mention paying her bail and fines) as we speak.  She'll be the next Diane Sawyer getting loaded on the air.


It is almost like you want to be ignored.  I think I'm getting the hang of this whole Trolling thing...
 
2013-05-20 05:14:26 PM  

The Muthaship: Walter Paisley: This is a good start to an impressive arrest record, but she needs to add some more colorful charges like art theft, auto theft while impersonating a government official or religious leader, public defecation and obscenity, etc... before I'm convinced she's my soul mate.

Stampeding cattle through the Vatican


Kinky!
 
2013-05-20 05:14:53 PM  

Dirtybird971: I can almost hear Yakety Sax playing right now.


I started hearing Joe Walsh

/"Spent the past year, Rocky Mountain Way..."
 
2013-05-20 05:17:41 PM  

The Muthaship: Walter Paisley: This is a good start to an impressive arrest record, but she needs to add some more colorful charges like art theft, auto theft while impersonating a government official or religious leader, public defecation and obscenity, etc... before I'm convinced she's my soul mate.

Stampeding cattle through the Vatican


Kinky...
 
2013-05-20 05:18:41 PM  
Isn't getting naked in the forest part for the course for shrooms? Scuffling with your friends and getting all disharmonious however, that's just silly business.

/at last Friday's work drinks I was discussing the idea of doing shrooms together with a girl who's a comms graduate, funnily enough.
 
2013-05-20 05:19:05 PM  

cig-mkr: Just another day in the life of a college kid.
Who among us hasn't "let go" once in a while?


I don't know, but I sure wouldn't want to be downwind of him.  Or her.
 
2013-05-20 05:20:15 PM  

reillan: all right, the site says there are pictures on her facebook page, and links to one of them, but I'm at work... how good we talking, farkers?


Butterface.  Butterhead, actually.  She has the alien look; large eyes, fivehead.
 
2013-05-20 05:20:32 PM  
Good thing shrooms are illegal or else something like this could have happened.
 
2013-05-20 05:21:09 PM  
I would rescue her with my penis.

And by "rescue" I mean "have sex with".
 
2013-05-20 05:21:56 PM  
Rescuers had to handcuff the unruly Powers

"Unruly Powers" would make a good band name.
 
2013-05-20 05:23:15 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: Powers, a communications major,

Not anymore if she's charged. Feds and states don't like to hand out money for college if you have a drug charge on your record. Hopefully she's been paying for it another way. My grant money for school the last couple of years has a specific stipulation about drug offenses on your record (can't have any for at least 7 years)


Meh.  We could all do with one fewer communications/pre-barista major.

Besides, clearly this girl was meant to be a stripper.  Don't need college for that.
 
2013-05-20 05:23:25 PM  

SoupJohnB: Dirtybird971: I can almost hear Yakety Sax playing right now.

I started hearing Joe Walsh

/"Spent the past year, Rocky Mountain Way..."


She was Rocky Mountain High as a kite

/the nature is talking to me, maaaan
 
2013-05-20 05:27:08 PM  
Dirtybird971: I can almost hear Yakety Sax playing right now.

SoupJohnB: I started hearing Joe Walsh /"Spent the past year, Rocky Mountain Way..."

Sounds more like Rocky Mountain High by John Denver to me.

And she talked to God and listened to the casual reply:
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You should run around nekkid for a while. And don't let them stop you, you're on a mission from God
 
2013-05-20 05:28:23 PM  

OscarTamerz: So she's a communications major that likes to get high and then get naked.  I'm pretty sure she just aced the interview for every major network and if she's a registered democrat she has a lifetime job of shilling in the mainstream media.  ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, CNN all just friended her and are arranging interviews (not to mention paying her bail and fines) as we speak.  She'll be the next Diane Sawyer getting loaded on the air.


Um, I hate to burst your bubble but Diane Sawyer came to broadcast news from President Nixon's entourage. Sarah Palin also has  a Communications degree, although God knows how since the woman can't seem to form a coherent sentence in response to even the easiest questions, like "What do you read?"

As for being "loaded on the air," don't forget the classic Jessica Savitch meltdown.

\Idiocy is no stranger to either political party, but for every Rachel Maddow on the left there seem to be two Sawyers on the right.
 
2013-05-20 05:30:50 PM  

Mock26: Good thing shrooms are illegal or else something like this could have happened.


That just say no campaign nonsense has made it dangerous to do drugs because the kids have to sneak around instead of successfully partying like we did in the 70's.
 
2013-05-20 05:30:57 PM  

Mock26: Good thing shrooms are illegal or else something like this could have happened.


they only way to stop a bad girl with shrooms is to have a good guy with shrooms.. or something.
 
2013-05-20 05:33:52 PM  

Sofa King Smart: Mock26: Good thing shrooms are illegal or else something like this could have happened.

they only way to stop a bad girl with shrooms is to have a good guy with shrooms.. or something.


The trouble is that shrooms kinda give someone a chaotic neutral alignment by default.
 
2013-05-20 05:36:01 PM  
further details from link: (not sure why it's a jpg... can't just cut and paste the text...)

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