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(Bleacher Report)   Is Orton one punt away from Heelville? Are last night's refs still counting to 10? What does a now gold-plated Shield have in store for the WWE? Will anyone care if Zeb insults the Royals? Find out on RAW (8pm est)   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1502
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2013-05-20 02:36:48 PM  
Well, we're both dragging today, and don't have much of a voice between us, but jetskimoo and I had a great time at the show last night!  I also want to give a shout out to fendurr, who was also in the crowd last night.  :)

In no particular order, here are some thoughts/observations from the show:

--Pre-show match was ok, but nothing special.  Miz was way off his game, and botched multiple spots.  There were some Cody's Moustache chants going, but they may not have made it to TV audio.

--Kofi and Ambrose put on a hell of a match.  You really don't see just how much vertical Kofi can get until you see it live.  To quote NBA Jam, "is it the shoes?"

--Fandango/Y2J was a good match to see, but I think their first match was a bit better.  Summer Rae just about melted the building down with that dress...*drool*.  Even the wife was a bit jealous, lulz.

--Crowd was actually a bit stunned that Henry lost, and went "meh" for Limes.  I was holding off on the Sexual Chocolate chants, until the 8 year olds behind me belted it out - then it was on. (lots of parents in our section, so was trying to keep it somewhat clean).

--Maybe it was just our viewing angle, but Sheamus actually looks bigger in reality than TV, and Henry just the opposite.  Thoughts?

--Tag match was pure awesome.  All four guys put on a hell of a match, and while it was sad to see Hell No lose, lots of standing ovations for Shield.  Speaking of tag matches, I'm sorry I messed up the bonus question regarding that match.  I didn't think it was 'first pin wins'.

--Huge pop for Orton, being an STL native and all.  Match was a lot better than I expected, and there were clear PUNT chants towards the end.

--Swagger is done as a character.  The crowd wanted nothing to do with him, and gave him not heel heat, but "fark off you piece of weed" heat.  Lots of people yelling after him for injuring Ziggler.

--Speaking of Zigs, multiple "we want Ziggler" chants, very loud at least in the arena.

--The only thing the crowd hated more than Swagger was Zeb.  you could barely hear a word he said, the boos were so loud, along with cat calls like "talking points", "go back to drudge" (that was me) and "shut up uncle tom".  When he insulted the Cardinals, the place about came unglued.  Lillian kind of cut him off to intro Del Rio, and that's probably a good thing.  If Zeb had taken another shot at the Cards, there may have been beer flying towards the ring.

--Crowd was pretty meh for the Cena match.  If you heard a lot of cheers, they were piped, because not many were to be seen in the building.  Fans were quite ticked at the ending too.  It was an awesome spot, but the non-finish without even an explanation was BS.

--Yes, I did indeed help get the Goldberg chant going in my general area.  you're welcome.  :)

--Worst cage match ever.  Way too slow, and noone was into it.  Crowd bolted for the doors as soon as Bork decided to mosey on over and cover for the win.


Finally, thanks to everyone for the sign suggestions.  We could see ours a few times on the titantron, so hopefully, they made TV somewheere along the way, lulz.
 
2013-05-20 02:45:47 PM  
AND NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW TotalFark Consolation Prize Recipient: Triple Oak!
 
2013-05-20 02:53:21 PM  
Also, some pics from the event:

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lh4.googleusercontent.com

lh6.googleusercontent.com


Many more pics can be seen here
 
2013-05-20 02:57:12 PM  

Triple Oak: AND NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW TotalFark Consolation Prize Recipient: Triple Oak!


Welcome to TF!  The first chairshot is on Drew.  XD
 
2013-05-20 03:27:29 PM  

Triple Oak: AND NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW TotalFark Consolation Prize Recipient: Triple Oak!


I'm short timing myself. Only 2 more days left on the TotalFark that GMJ gifted me (thanks again man!). Gotta hit something OTHER than 1003 soon!!!!

lulz
 
2013-05-20 03:44:21 PM  

ShiningWizard: Triple Oak: AND NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW TotalFark Consolation Prize Recipient: Triple Oak!

I'm short timing myself. Only 2 more days left on the TotalFark that GMJ gifted me (thanks again man!). Gotta hit something OTHER than 1003 soon!!!!

lulz


Why not tonight? With the Shield clad in gold, it's a pony's time to shine.

/also getting in my commentary early before I bowl and miss the gredunza later
 
2013-05-20 04:01:25 PM  
Yes!  A redlight after I take the time to format my notes and pictures!  :(
 
2013-05-20 04:38:08 PM  
GREEN THIS DREW OR I WILL!
 
2013-05-20 04:41:51 PM  
Wait whoa, no greenlight? Is this typical? We've already started our banter, now my TF intro will mean less than Ryberg getting another title shot... :(
 
2013-05-20 05:15:05 PM  
I really just want the Shield to go the fark away!
 
2013-05-20 06:08:30 PM  
Fine, let's get a chant going then  ;P

We want dugitman...clap clap, clapclapclap


/smarks in da house
 
2013-05-20 06:21:57 PM  
They can't redlight this thread! We have pictures and stuff!
 
2013-05-20 07:17:03 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Yes!  A redlight after I take the time to format my notes and pictures!  :(


Wow I really nailed Jet's hair color on her pony huh? You gave a good description. Turns out I got yours right as well, lulz

Really LOVE that sign! Thank you so much for making me even a tiny part of your fan experience
 
2013-05-20 07:18:39 PM  
We really need this thread to go green.
 
2013-05-20 07:38:17 PM  

clintster: We really need this thread to go green.


It's not the thread you deserve, it's the thread you need.
 
2013-05-20 07:43:21 PM  
someone's second attempt just went red too (though really -this- thread should go green)
 
2013-05-20 07:54:18 PM  
WHAR GREAN THRED WHAR
 
2013-05-20 08:01:30 PM  
GREEN!

Thank you, mods!!  :D
 
2013-05-20 08:01:56 PM  
Hey, it's doucheback.


/Evening all.
 
2013-05-20 08:02:11 PM  
HEY LOOK IT'S ACTUALLY THE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE XD
 
2013-05-20 08:02:26 PM  
A "No decision" in a title match?

Whaaaaaaaa?
 
2013-05-20 08:02:30 PM  
Am I the only one who heard the ambulance and thought: SCOTT STEINER?!?!?
 
2013-05-20 08:02:37 PM  
Finally...
THE TAG TEAM CHAMPS IS HERE!!!

What a shiatty finish last night...
 
2013-05-20 08:03:01 PM  
Here we go
 
2013-05-20 08:03:03 PM  
Let me guess, Ryberg wants rematch
 
2013-05-20 08:03:06 PM  
Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, DougieAXP, and many others



1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21) BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2013-05-20 08:03:11 PM  
This thread contains strobes.
 
2013-05-20 08:03:20 PM  
I see they gave ryback a mic
 
2013-05-20 08:03:41 PM  
ABOUT DAMN TIME
 
2013-05-20 08:03:52 PM  

hachimaki2234: A "No decision" in a title match?

Whaaaaaaaa?


Yeah, it was a crap finish.  The crowd was not too happy about it last night.
 
2013-05-20 08:03:53 PM  
Yeah, with what happened in Oklahoma, and knowing that system is bearing down on me in the next 12 hours.... Just don't feel like being funny today.

"So what's new?"

Shut up Brain.
 
2013-05-20 08:03:55 PM  
Wait....John Cena while knocked out and on a stretcher...........NO SOLD THE AMBULANCE?

Technically, Ryback has still not won at a PPV since he beat Reks/Hawkins

And man, Ambluance matches are lame most times.
 
2013-05-20 08:04:13 PM  
so.. Cena ended up no-selling it after all
 
2013-05-20 08:04:16 PM  
Since Doucheback has started wearing the douchegear...his promos are progressively getting better.

In his own element perhaps?
 
2013-05-20 08:04:16 PM  
I was hoping for a muzzle match
 
2013-05-20 08:04:18 PM  
WTF? You're all going to the medical facility??????
 
2013-05-20 08:04:30 PM  
ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO A MEDICAL FACILITY.......cause you are fat
 
2013-05-20 08:04:35 PM  
I'm waiting for Ryback to fall off that ambulance because he's too busy trying to remember his lines instead of where he's walking.
 
2013-05-20 08:04:41 PM  
He's trying to hard to be a heel
 
2013-05-20 08:05:02 PM  
Ryback is calling people fat when all he says is "FEED ME MORE"? What is this guys problem?
 
2013-05-20 08:05:13 PM  
Hustle
Loyalty
No-Selling
 
2013-05-20 08:05:14 PM  
Ryback is kinda a lame heel
 
2013-05-20 08:05:18 PM  
Cena is not my hero
 
2013-05-20 08:05:23 PM  
So...Ryback's in Aces and Eights now, right?

/Taken from one of the other Raw threads
//I said it, so its OK.
 
2013-05-20 08:05:35 PM  

FinFangFark: Since Doucheback has started wearing the douchegear...his promos are progressively getting better.

In his own element perhaps?


I actually liked him in the winter hat; I just wish they could just wear stuff without it having to be something immediately found in the shop with their info all over it.
 
2013-05-20 08:05:38 PM  

silgryphon: I see they gave ryback a mic


Did they write his lines on the top of the amber-lamps?
 
2013-05-20 08:05:57 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: Yeah, with what happened in Oklahoma, and knowing that system is bearing down on me in the next 12 hours.... Just don't feel like being funny today.

"So what's new?"

Shut up Brain.


Hey King, looks like it's just you and me tonight!

Hee, hee, guess so, Cole! Hey Michael, have you tried the new Wendy's chicken sandwich?

No, King, how is it?

It's so spicy, it'll make your chest explode!

Ah...ah.....HEY EVERYONE DOWNLOAD THE NEW APP, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE RYBACK!
 
2013-05-20 08:05:58 PM  
Weeeeee field trip!
 
2013-05-20 08:06:00 PM  

eddievercetti: Let me guess, Ryberg wants rematch


He deserves the belt. In a match where you're supposed to beat up a guy so bad he can't stand up, Ryback did that. Little Naitch just decided not to count anymore for some reason.
 
2013-05-20 08:06:00 PM  
I can't tell if this is the best promo ever or the worst promo ever...

/why not both?
 
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