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(Opposing Views)   Attention all straight people with children, anything with the word "gay" in it is "inappropriate for kids," says anti-gay activist John Stemberger who is fighting to keep you-know-what out of the Boy Scouts   (opposingviews.com) divider line 44
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2013-05-20 04:21:11 PM
7 votes:
CSB
I recently asked my 10 year old son if he had heard that gay marriage was now legal (we live in Minnesota).
son: "I thought gay marriage was always allowed."
me: "No, they just passed it yesterday. Gay marriage was illegal here before that."
son: "No, they've always had gay marriage. You were always able to have a happy marriage."
me: "Ha, ha, ha. No son, I'm afraid that's just a myth."
2013-05-20 04:49:22 PM
5 votes:
static.businessinsider.com
2013-05-20 04:19:06 PM
5 votes:

calbert: so is he for or against gaydar?


Gaydar is out, but you can keep your Rosie O'Dometer.
2013-05-20 04:59:00 PM
4 votes:
This is perfectly acceptable, because "gay" isn't in it:

pmlol.com
2013-05-20 04:42:18 PM
4 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-05-20 04:04:04 PM
4 votes:
Banned:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-05-20 02:48:05 PM
4 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

BANNED!
2013-05-20 05:03:45 PM
3 votes:

Bullseyed: If gays should be allowed in the scouts, why exactly do we make boys and girls change in separate locker rooms?


Your question is interesting, and deserves some consideration, however it must be weighted against the fact that it was asked by someone who is known to be clinically insane.
2013-05-20 07:20:49 PM
2 votes:

dickfreckle: Lorelle: This is perfectly acceptable, because "gay" isn't in it:

[pmlol.com image 623x480]

[pmlol.com image 623x480]

I lol'd. I don't know if they still do group showers in schools, but as late as the early 90s (when I was in high school), that's how you showered after football practice. It was awkward because you had to do anything possible to not make eye contact with another guy's penis. I don't mean that to say that I'd be repulsed by it; it's just the unspoken rule not to be broken and sometimes when you turned around there was an unexpected dick right in front of you. After a few times in the shower you learn to just stop a giving a damn about being surrounded by penises. However, you never stared even if it was out of curiosity (half of human history can be explained as men comparing dick sizes).

"Hey Frank [whose dick is hanging out], that was an awesome punt return today."

"Thanks Alex [my dick also hanging out]." And then you just take a shower.

I imagine that groups showers no longer occur because of guys like the one in TFA being terrified that someone would be attracted to his son. Well, guess what bro - gay men have been looking at penises in group showers for as long as such showers have existed. Just as they've always been in the military and team sports. That it's 2013 and far fewer people care about teh ghey doesn't mean everyone suddenly turned fabulous overnight.


Is Alex the one who coined your handle?
2013-05-20 05:11:46 PM
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

Not a gay serf. Nor a gay landed peasant. Nay, not even a gay knight. A gay lord
2013-05-20 05:03:17 PM
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-05-20 04:34:30 PM
2 votes:
Couldn't find teh sequined merit badges

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-05-20 04:10:45 PM
2 votes:
Stemberger...

Tell your children that there is no "gay"
Tell your children not to use those words
What they mean
What they say
Stemberger...
2013-05-20 04:07:11 PM
2 votes:
Wants gay out of the boy scouts?

these poor kids already fight un uphill battle with those stupid uniforms. now this douche wants to make sure that being happy is literally banned from scouting.

this guy sounds like he may benefit from a d*ck in his arse.
2013-05-20 03:11:44 PM
2 votes:

Aarontology: You cannot celebrate your engagement around children.


Or celebrate the new year. Or watch the Flintstones.
2013-05-20 03:01:08 PM
2 votes:
"Gay" is a killing word.
2013-05-21 08:04:31 AM
1 votes:

dickfreckle: It was awkward because you had to do anything possible to not make eye contact with another guy's penis.


Obviously, you weren't looking at the penises closely enough.  They don't actually have eyes.  If the ones in your school locker room did, odds are they were painted or glue because the other boys suspected one of their classmates was a dick watcher and they wanted to mess with him.
2013-05-21 03:18:11 AM
1 votes:

Lorelle: [katnip.files.wordpress.com image 500x356]


[Gay Johnny and the Texas Vegetables]

OMG!  That would be the most awesome band name EVAR!

capstonereport.com
2013-05-21 02:01:10 AM
1 votes:

ciberido: dickfreckle: Lorelle: This is perfectly acceptable, because "gay" isn't in it:

[pmlol.com image 623x480]

[pmlol.com image 623x480]

I lol'd. I don't know if they still do group showers in schools, but as late as the early 90s (when I was in high school), that's how you showered after football practice. It was awkward because you had to do anything possible to not make eye contact with another guy's penis. I don't mean that to say that I'd be repulsed by it; it's just the unspoken rule not to be broken and sometimes when you turned around there was an unexpected dick right in front of you. After a few times in the shower you learn to just stop a giving a damn about being surrounded by penises.

I've seen a few penises in my time, but I've never seen one with eyes before.  I'm pretty sure if I looked at a naked guy and saw his penis was looking back at me, I WOULD make eye contact.


Oh, you, LOL : )
2013-05-20 09:56:58 PM
1 votes:
I like that phrase. "Anti-gay activist." Let me see if I have this right.


Anti-gay activist:

i2.ytimg.com

Anti-black activist:

lansingworkerscenter.files.wordpress.com

Anti-Catholic activist:

3.bp.blogspot.com

(and yes, that particular dob is none other than Nick "Testicle Face" Griffin)
2013-05-20 08:49:08 PM
1 votes:

cubic_spleen: says anti-gay activist John Stemberger who is fighting to keep you-know-what out of the Boy Scouts

Let's see, what else do All Republicans (of whom Stemberger is the statistical average) hate?

- compassion
- wisdom
- humility
- humanity
- life
- the future

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOP!


Strange for the Strange Throne!
2013-05-20 06:42:11 PM
1 votes:

Cythraul: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x320]

BANNED!


Get that FILTH off my Fark!
2013-05-20 06:29:20 PM
1 votes:
2013-05-20 05:38:12 PM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-05-20 05:37:41 PM
1 votes:

Bonobo62: skullkrusher: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 277x400]

Not a gay serf. Nor a gay landed peasant. Nay, not even a gay knight. A gay lord

One gay to rule them all.


And in the gimp suits bind them?
2013-05-20 04:55:24 PM
1 votes:
www.genderads.com
2013-05-20 04:52:47 PM
1 votes:
BANNED:
animatedtv.about.com
2013-05-20 04:51:48 PM
1 votes:
Mr. Stemberger is correct. I am promoting a radical agenda; one I lifted from the Declaration of Independence... "all men are created equal".
2013-05-20 04:49:14 PM
1 votes:
What if he's holding a flag?

www.usatf.org
2013-05-20 04:44:47 PM
1 votes:
"They want to inject and flaunt their sexuality."  "We're talking about injecting hyper-sexuality and a leftist political agenda right into the veins of the Boy Scouts."

Sounds like he's got something on his mind.
2013-05-20 04:43:11 PM
1 votes:
"older boys should not be allowed to talk about sex with younger boys"

sounds like sound policy

/depends on how you take that
2013-05-20 04:40:03 PM
1 votes:

flux: Stemberger...

Tell your children that there is no "gay"
Tell your children not to use those words
What they mean
What they say
Stemberger...


OK, I chuckled.
/STEMBERGERRRRRR
//Can you keep them straight for life
//Can you hide them from the fabulous world
//STEMBERGERRRRRR
2013-05-20 04:35:11 PM
1 votes:

Bullseyed: If gays should be allowed in the scouts, why exactly do we make boys and girls change in separate locker rooms?


In order to foster feelings of hahmahsexual lust!
2013-05-20 04:25:13 PM
1 votes:
"You look at anything that has the word 'gay' on it in our culture," Stemberger explained, "A gay magazine, a gay blog, a gay website, a gay parade, you name it, it's gonna be guaranteed to be inappropriate for kids."


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What about the gay kids though?

Pretty much every movie I watched until I was 15 or so was basically a heterosexual love story.

And yet somehow I didn't turn out hetero-sexual. Self-loathing and partially suicidal maybe but it didn't change my sexuality at all.

God, it's almost like their entire argument is bullshiat.
2013-05-20 04:20:29 PM
1 votes:
He's keeping Voldemort out of the BSA?

Makes sense, the guys a limey Brit anyways.
2013-05-20 04:19:15 PM
1 votes:
As a Scout leader I'd advise anyone to keep their sons out of a troop that discusses the leaders' sexuality, whatever it is.
2013-05-20 04:19:01 PM
1 votes:
I love being single. I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader. Er, I mean, at the time, I was dating a lot.
2013-05-20 04:18:09 PM
1 votes:

cubic_spleen: says anti-gay activist John Stemberger who is fighting to keep you-know-what out of the Boy Scouts

Let's see, what else do All Republicans (of whom Stemberger is the statistical average) hate?

- compassion
- wisdom
- humility
- humanity
- life
- the future


You left out women, colored folk and any protestant religion that splashes. But with such a large list, it's easy to forget a few.
2013-05-20 04:14:02 PM
1 votes:
says anti-gay activist John Stemberger who is fighting to keep you-know-what out of the Boy Scouts

Let's see, what else do All Republicans (of whom Stemberger is the statistical average) hate?

- compassion
- wisdom
- humility
- humanity
- life
- the future

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOP!
2013-05-20 04:12:33 PM
1 votes:
I remember my parents explaining to me what gay meant when I was in kindergarten because every word out of my mouth (and all the rest of the kids) was gay-bob and queer-bait.

It didn't make me gay, but I do like the Go-Go's so I can't rule anything out.
2013-05-20 04:11:55 PM
1 votes:
So when they "Deck the Halls" they cannot "don their gay apparel" at Christmas anymore?  Bummer.
2013-05-20 04:07:30 PM
1 votes:
Something tells me this guy is stuck in a closet..
2013-05-20 04:05:11 PM
1 votes:
Well isn't that just fabulous.
2013-05-20 02:53:04 PM
1 votes:
 i105.photobucket.com
 
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