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2013-05-20 02:20:46 PM
Texas?  Let me guess:

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-20 02:39:33 PM
Pete!
 
2013-05-20 02:40:53 PM
Re!
 
2013-05-20 02:41:40 PM
What a coont
 
2013-05-20 02:42:01 PM
Only about a week-old, boyo.
 
2013-05-20 02:42:22 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-20 02:44:03 PM
He will most likely get elected mayor now.
 
2013-05-20 02:44:25 PM
He did it again?
 
2013-05-20 02:45:02 PM
 
2013-05-20 02:45:27 PM
What fine Christian values.
 
2013-05-20 02:49:44 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Texas?  Let me guess:

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 219x219]


Nope.  Close, though.

www.rawstory.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNRVDqpr5gA
 
2013-05-20 02:49:52 PM
Oh yeah, the Dicklick shiatballs Academy for Girls candidate
 
2013-05-20 02:50:51 PM
It was a pretty nice touch to add on "don't call the cops cause I'm not actually threatening you with bodily harm."
 
2013-05-20 02:52:43 PM
... if you're white and your protest sign includes "AND THE WHITE MAN", I think we get what you're getting at.
 
2013-05-20 02:52:48 PM
Propagandist to the Sodomites? I need to add that to my business card.
 
2013-05-20 02:54:27 PM

Serious Black: It was a pretty nice touch to add on "don't call the cops cause I'm not actually threatening you with bodily harm."


It's a statement of fact.  I too would regret it if I met that man.  I think most people would, minus the 27 other people who voted for him.
 
2013-05-20 02:59:38 PM
i will face fark the shiat out of him
 
2013-05-20 03:05:04 PM
www.rawstory.com
I had heard that John Ratzenberger was a complete teahardist testicle gobbler, but I love him in those Pixar movies, Cheers reruns and Legit.


Didn't read the article... or did I?
 
2013-05-20 03:05:57 PM
Dallas City Council candidate

If you're too crazy to be considered a viable candidate for a local city council (DCC members have less power than most local school boards), you may just be too crazy, full stop.
 
2013-05-20 03:07:03 PM
I would make good and goddamn sure I met that guy face to face in the near future.
 
2013-05-20 03:12:03 PM
If you really want to meet this guy face to face, hit every gay bar and bath house in Dallas and I'm sure you'll find him.
 
2013-05-20 03:13:07 PM

Holfax: Propagandist to the Sodomites? I need to add that to my business card.


I claimed it in the original thread.

/royalties
 
2013-05-20 03:22:26 PM
candidate Richard P. Sheridan who said that the publication had not done enough to inform voters that his opponent was gay.

This is literally what "christian" conservatives believe.
 
2013-05-20 03:29:57 PM
This thread has almost as many comments as this guy got votes.
 
2013-05-20 03:30:26 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Texas?  Let me guess:

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 219x219]


Except for the fact that said candidate has a decidedly East Coast accent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNRVDqpr5gA">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=cNRVDqpr5gA
 
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2013-05-20 03:31:56 PM
www.rawstory.com

Living in Indiana you see an idiot with this sort of face every day.   I suppose it's even worse in Texas.
 
2013-05-20 03:33:48 PM
Just a couple more! And we'll have more comments than the loser got in votes.
 
2013-05-20 03:45:15 PM
I am the tying post!  I am the tying post!

/i am the tying post
 
2013-05-20 03:45:42 PM
Wow.
Give it time.
He'll get caught in a truck stop solicitation sting involving three bears and a pre-op tranny.
I's only a matter of time.
 
2013-05-20 03:51:53 PM
yup that's Texas for you with the possible exception of Austin.
 
2013-05-20 03:54:31 PM
"You, sir, are coont, biatch, coward, Mr. Koller. Dan Koller is a coont, biatch, coward. And I don't think you have one testicle, sir. You're a sorry-ass, you're a disgrace to our city, you're a propagandist to the Sodomites."

You know, for someone who I assume is anti-immigration, he sure swears like English is not his first language.
 
2013-05-20 04:03:18 PM
I don't get it. What does this have to do with Umbrellaghazi?
 
2013-05-20 04:14:48 PM
The background looks more like New Yersey. Delaware, or Queens. If that's Dallas, it's the part that's just a suburb of Chicago. Not Real True Texas©.

When is it ever cold enough to wear a sweatshirt and something underneath? A beard. Really.

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2013-05-20 04:25:24 PM

grimlock1972: yup that's Texas for you with the possible exception of Austin.


He got 28 votes.  Not 28k, just 28, in a city with over a million people, where about 100k of those vote in municipal elections.

So... apparently, that's not Texas so much.
 
2013-05-20 04:45:29 PM

HortusMatris: "You, sir, are coont, biatch, coward, Mr. Koller. Dan Koller is a coont, biatch, coward. And I don't think you have one testicle, sir. You're a sorry-ass, you're a disgrace to our city, you're a propagandist to the Sodomites."

You know, for someone who I assume is anti-immigration, he sure swears like English is not his first language.


It's like someone got a dictionary with swear words in them but no instruction on proper usage.  Like if he just throws them out there in random order it counts as an insult.
 
2013-05-20 04:50:56 PM
Subby we already know this is what conservatives really think...
 
2013-05-20 04:55:21 PM
Wow. Just.....Wow.
 
2013-05-20 04:59:13 PM

Lsherm: HortusMatris: "You, sir, are coont, biatch, coward, Mr. Koller. Dan Koller is a coont, biatch, coward. And I don't think you have one testicle, sir. You're a sorry-ass, you're a disgrace to our city, you're a propagandist to the Sodomites."

You know, for someone who I assume is anti-immigration, he sure swears like English is not his first language.

It's like someone got a dictionary with swear words in them but no instruction on proper usage.  Like if he just throws them out there in random order it counts as an insult.


What do we want?

A cure for Tourette's Syndrome!

When do we want it?

Coont!
 
2013-05-20 05:17:29 PM

BitwiseShift: The background looks more like New Yersey. Delaware, or Queens. If that's Dallas, it's the part that's just a suburb of Chicago. Not Real True Texas©.

When is it ever cold enough to wear a sweatshirt and something underneath? A beard. Really.

[www.rawstory.com image 300x170]


That cant be Texas.  He would catch fire if he wore that right now.
 
2013-05-20 05:26:21 PM
I love that the dude responded by quoting a Michael Jackson song.  Nothing says, "I laugh at your insults" like quoting song lyrics.
 
2013-05-20 05:42:07 PM

Holfax: Propagandist to the Sodomites? I need to add that to my business card.


There's one already made. Just change the name:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-20 05:42:56 PM
For a city the size of Dallas, it is actually impressive that there are only 28 senile voters.  Kudos, Dallas.
 
2013-05-20 05:43:44 PM

Maud Dib: Lionel Mandrake: Texas?  Let me guess:

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 219x219]

Except for the fact that said candidate has a decidedly East Coast accent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNRVDqpr5gA">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=cNRVDqpr5gA


His hat also says, "The Bronx" on it.
 
2013-05-20 05:51:42 PM

IronOcelot: Dan Koller's rebuttal is pretty lulzy.

http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2013/05/14/richard-p-sheridan-is-qu it e-a-sore-loser-and-the-operative-word-there-is-loser/


My favorite part is, 'In the middle of all that, he also said, "I don't think you have one testicle, sir." (He's wrong about that last point, but I appreciate him calling me "sir.")' I wish he had stopped there. It would have still been a thorough reading while maintaining the ground.
 
2013-05-20 06:04:48 PM

TheNewJesus: Subby we already know this is what conservatives really think...


Conservatives "think"?
 
2013-05-20 06:16:33 PM

Jim_Callahan: grimlock1972: yup that's Texas for you with the possible exception of Austin.

He got 28 votes.  Not 28k, just 28, in a city with over a million people, where about 100k of those vote in municipal elections.

So... apparently, that's not Texas so much.


He got over a thousand votes first time around. You could even say Texan's knew better this time.
 
2013-05-20 06:24:18 PM

mediablitz: Jim_Callahan: grimlock1972: yup that's Texas for you with the possible exception of Austin.

He got 28 votes.  Not 28k, just 28, in a city with over a million people, where about 100k of those vote in municipal elections.

So... apparently, that's not Texas so much.

He got over a thousand votes first time around. You could even say Texan's knew better this time.


Well they have a saying down in Texas, probably have it in Tennessee too...
 
2013-05-20 06:53:14 PM

gonegirl: For a city the size of Dallas, it is actually impressive that there are only 28 senile voters.  Kudos, Dallas.


I can't imagine there wasn't a huge gun show or a trailer park fire or a tornado or something keeping certain demographics of voters away from the polls that day.  If there was ever a candidate who expressed true Texas values, it's this guy.
 
2013-05-20 07:14:22 PM
That guy may be an asshiole living in Texas. And Texas certainly has assholes.

But that guy sure does not sound like a Texan.
 
2013-05-20 08:10:29 PM
$10 says this guy has a 1TB external hard drive chock full of naked Thai boys.

/He doth protest a wee bit too much.
 
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