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(NYPost)   It doesn't make math any easier, but Barbie is trading in her Mailbu home for a more sophisticated one in Manhattan. "It's a place for her to meet with great minds"   (nypost.com) divider line 13
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2013-05-20 12:59:46 PM
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megarian: Addams Family Values
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2013-05-20 12:35:51 PM
2 votes:
I keep having weird flashbacks from Addams Family Values:

Debbie Jellinsky: My parents, Sharon and Dave. Generous, doting, or *were they*? All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie. In her pretty pink tutu. My birthday. I was 10, and do you know what they got me? *Malibu* Barbie.
Morticia: Malibu Barbie.
Gomez: The nightmare.
Morticia: The nerve.
2013-05-20 11:55:29 AM
2 votes:
Watching too much Dexter dream kitchen Barbie.
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2013-05-20 11:52:56 AM
2 votes:
Don't underestimate Barbie.  She is, after all, a doctor, an astronaut, a teacher... probably got more jobs than Buckaroo Banzai.
2013-05-20 11:48:34 AM
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Andromeda: Toymaker Mattel has hired a team of top-notch interior designers to create three "dream houses" - in New York, California and India - and will announce its choice in August.

India?  Do they really sell that many Barbie dolls there?


A realistic Indian apartment?
So now they'll be making Barbie with one hand three shades browner than the other?
2013-05-20 11:45:56 AM
2 votes:
She just wanted in on being able to line jump with the help of disabled folks. Coming soon to a toyland near you "Line jumping, entitled disneyland barbie, with wheelchair buddy."
2013-05-20 11:02:59 PM
1 votes:
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2013-05-20 03:18:00 PM
1 votes:

 bmihura: Exactly what of any value is produced in New York City? No, stock trades and electronic money don't count.


there are huge natural deposits of irony in Williamsburg and parts of Brooklyn.  Enough to supply the entire US for years.
2013-05-20 02:11:07 PM
1 votes:

UrukHaiGuyz: Andromeda: Toymaker Mattel has hired a team of top-notch interior designers to create three "dream houses" - in New York, California and India - and will announce its choice in August.

India?  Do they really sell that many Barbie dolls there?

Apparently not enough yet. Surprised they didn't tap China, though.


Tapped China:
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2013-05-20 11:51:20 AM
1 votes:
Kept woman dream apartment Barbie.

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2013-05-20 11:50:54 AM
1 votes:

UrukHaiGuyz: Andromeda: Toymaker Mattel has hired a team of top-notch interior designers to create three "dream houses" - in New York, California and India - and will announce its choice in August.

India?  Do they really sell that many Barbie dolls there?

Apparently not enough yet. Surprised they didn't tap China, though.


Too small a market for little girls in China.
2013-05-20 11:48:12 AM
1 votes:
I'm picturing her moving to Manhattan and turning into Glenn Close's lawyer character from Damages.

"I'm sorry, Ken, but I need to kill you. You're getting in the way of my career."
2013-05-20 11:47:48 AM
1 votes:
I read as far as Barbie and Penthouse and figured like every other aging celebrity she was trying to keep her name in the spotlight.  Haven't we seen this enough lately
 
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