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(International Business Times)   Robert Pattinson is officially Team Jacob, picks dog over Kristen Stewart   (ibtimes.com) divider line 28
    More: Ironic, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Team Jacob  
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2013-05-20 11:27:22 AM  
Given the choice, I'd fark the dogs as well...
 
2013-05-20 11:37:04 AM  
So.... they are no longer reciprocating beards?
 
2013-05-20 11:38:11 AM  
Dog:
Loyal? Yes.
Happy? Yes.
Likes to be rubbed? Yes.
Likes to play fetch? Yes.
Will get in the way of you finding the perfect girl? No.
Your friends like? Yes.
shiats all over everything? Yes.
Have to keep an eye on or will run away? Yes.
Makes bad movies? No.

Kristen Stewart:
Loyal? No.
Happy? No.
Likes to be rubbed? Sometimes.
Likes to play fetch? No.
Will get in the way of you finding the perfect girl? Yes.
Your friends like? No.
shiats all over everything? Yes.
Have to keep an eye on or will run away? Yes.
Makes bad movies? Yes.

This is what we call a runaway good decision.
 
2013-05-20 11:42:22 AM  
web-images.chacha.com
 
2013-05-20 11:43:25 AM  

devilEther: [web-images.chacha.com image 600x466]


Team Vomit
 
2013-05-20 11:54:26 AM  
Good choice.

Boo on the article for gratuitous use of the word "canoodling".
 
2013-05-20 11:56:35 AM  
The dog has more facial expressions.
 
2013-05-20 11:56:50 AM  

bdub77: Dog:
Loyal? Yes.
Happy? Yes.
Likes to be rubbed? Yes.
Likes to play fetch? Yes.
Will get in the way of you finding the perfect girl? No.
Your friends like? Yes.
shiats all over everything? Yes.
Have to keep an eye on or will run away? Yes.
Makes bad movies? No.

Kristen Stewart:
Loyal? No.
Happy? No.
Likes to be rubbed? Sometimes.
Likes to play fetch? No.
Will get in the way of you finding the perfect girl? Yes.
Your friends like? No.
shiats all over everything? Yes.
Have to keep an eye on or will run away? Yes.
Makes bad movies? Yes.

This is what we call a runaway good decision.


You forgot "feels emotions." Dogs clearly do, while I'm pretty sure Kristen Stewart is congenitally incapable of feeling anything.
 
2013-05-20 11:58:29 AM  
Kristen's sorrow is quite plain to see:


famous-wallpapers.com
 
2013-05-20 11:59:05 AM  

devilEther: [web-images.chacha.com image 600x466]


Aaaaaaaaaand there goes breakfast.
 
2013-05-20 12:06:18 PM  

Ambivalence: Good choice.

Boo on the article for gratuitous use of the word "canoodling".


Oh, you're going to hate finding out what Aaron Samuels and Regina George did at the Halloween party.
 
2013-05-20 12:11:39 PM  
That dullard is the poster child for anhedonia.

I'll leave it hanging as to which of the pouty pair I really mean.
 
2013-05-20 12:12:29 PM  
I think we may have gone a week or more without a Kristen Stewart thread. I had hoped we were done with her.
 
2013-05-20 12:30:28 PM  
www.african-boerboel.co.za

www.one-oclock.com
 
2013-05-20 01:03:10 PM  
They're continuing to live together for the sake of the dogs? Did I seriously just read that?
 
2013-05-20 01:51:43 PM  
BRB, buying stock in razor blades.
 
2013-05-20 01:58:58 PM  
You just know there is a fanfiction out there with Bella getting double penetrated by Edward and Jacob.
 
2013-05-20 02:01:46 PM  
I think this about sums it up for me:
 
2013-05-20 02:16:48 PM  

bdub77: Dog:
Loyal? Yes.
Happy? Yes.
Likes to be rubbed? Yes.
Likes to play fetch? Yes.
Will get in the way of you finding the perfect girl? No.
Your friends like? Yes.
shiats all over everything? Yes.
Have to keep an eye on or will run away? Yes.
Makes bad movies? No.


upload.wikimedia.org
Begs to differ.
 
2013-05-20 02:21:16 PM  

Gergesa: You just know there is a fanfiction out there with Bella getting double penetrated by Edward and Jacob.


Almost (NSFW).

www.skadate.com
 
2013-05-20 02:33:02 PM  

wildcardjack: [www.african-boerboel.co.za image 381x220]

[www.one-oclock.com image 500x694]


You forget one...

cdn5.mixrmedia.com

Troll

//fitting for fark
 
2013-05-20 03:33:32 PM  

mjones73: wildcardjack: [www.african-boerboel.co.za image 381x220]

[www.one-oclock.com image 500x694]

You forget one...

[cdn5.mixrmedia.com image 600x316]

Troll

//fitting for fark


Dear god that's uncanny.
 
2013-05-20 04:29:12 PM  

megalynn44: They're continuing to live together for the sake of the dogs? Did I seriously just read that?


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-20 05:23:59 PM  

megalynn44: They're continuing to live together for the sake of the dogs? Did I seriously just read that?


Kristen JUST bought a fresh jar of Jiffy
 
2013-05-20 06:13:25 PM  

scotchcrotch: megalynn44: They're continuing to live together for the sake of the dogs? Did I seriously just read that?

Kristen JUST bought a fresh jar of Jiffy


When I shall be drinking Scotch to forget this thread later, I might make a half-assed attempt to think about that image. Dammit Fark I used to be twisted in a more socially acceptable way. Well OK I think Redtube and what a lot of now-dead pron .torrent sites have more to do with that than Fark....
 
2013-05-20 11:31:14 PM  

wildcardjack: [www.african-boerboel.co.za image 381x220]

[www.one-oclock.com image 500x694]


Those Stewart photos are totally 'shopped, she's not even biting her lip and it looks like she's actually looking at something rather than staring at nothing.
 
2013-05-21 02:59:16 AM  

devilEther: [web-images.chacha.com image 600x466]


Why?...Why the fark would you post that? Why do you even have that pic?

mjones73: wildcardjack: [www.african-boerboel.co.za image 381x220]

[www.one-oclock.com image 500x694]

You forget one...

[cdn5.mixrmedia.com image 600x316]

Troll

//fitting for fark


that..that is just perfect
 
2013-05-21 09:23:37 AM  
Hey, reason #54 why twilight is retarded: vampires are dead. Dead people have no blood flow. Their for, vampires can't "pitch a tent". Thus vampire romance is even more retarded. And if vampires are dead... Wouldn't that make emo girl a necrophiliac?
Oh, and in twitlight, native Americans are really bloodthirsty subhuman monsters. See if you can spot what's wrong with that statement. And if all native Americans are werewolves, why the hell were they all killed by the US army? I mean, I think the giant badly CGed wolves would beat guy with muzzleloading rifle.
And why aren't the sparkly vampires ruling everybody
In that series? Did I miss any othe retarded things. You know, besides the pedo werewolf.
 
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