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(Bay News 9)   Blind gunslinger is told he's hitting his targets "80 or something percent" these days, up from 20% accuracy, in about a half second. Just tap the top of the target and get the hell out of the way... FAST   (baynews9.com) divider line 49
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2013-05-20 12:08:00 PM
Really how hard can it be?! The cane is only 6 foot long?
 
2013-05-20 12:11:45 PM
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2013-05-20 12:13:13 PM
But getting a new dog after each practice session is getting expensive.
 
2013-05-20 12:15:25 PM
"You're doin' great, Eagle Eye!"

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

"I'M A CHAMPION!"
 
2013-05-20 12:20:25 PM
Came here to see Eagle Eye.
/we are all champions.
 
2013-05-20 12:22:22 PM
He has forgotten the face of his father
 
2013-05-20 12:22:26 PM
What could possibly go wrong?
 
2013-05-20 12:25:55 PM
Still a better shot than every cop, amirite cop-hating Farkers?
 
2013-05-20 12:26:36 PM

Amish Tech Support: He has forgotten the face of his father


Roland reference, eagle eye reference, blues brothers reference... I think I'm going to give this thread the Hans Landa "Bingo" of approval.

...after tossing in Itchy.
 
2013-05-20 12:27:22 PM

Amish Tech Support: He has forgotten the face of his father


Came for this. Thankee-sai.
 
2013-05-20 12:27:57 PM

PsyLord: Still a better shot than every cop, amirite cop-hating Farkers?


Nah, he didn't hit any other blind people.
 
2013-05-20 12:28:46 PM

PsyLord: Still a better shot than every cop, amirite cop-hating Farkers?


Well, a cop just shot herself here breaking up a bush party, so I guess she hit something.
 
2013-05-20 12:32:49 PM
 
2013-05-20 12:32:57 PM
Cops on Fark:

Gun-Thread: You don't need a gun, you need a phone to call the police.
Weed-Thread: Pigs are spending millions trying to stop people from using a PLANT when people are raping women for 10 years in their basement.
Domestic Terrorism Thread: Can't wait til the police find these guys and take 'em down, they'll learn not to mess with the BPD!
Cop-Shoots-Self Thread: Hah, dumb idiots, why would anyone think we can trust these high school dropouts.
 
2013-05-20 12:34:38 PM

HAMMERTOE: Amish Tech Support: He has forgotten the face of his father

Came for this. Thankee-sai.



All hail the Crimson King!
 
2013-05-20 12:35:36 PM
www.movieposter.com

Truly a lost classic.
 
2013-05-20 12:35:43 PM
So I take it he just graduated from the Academy?
 
2013-05-20 12:36:26 PM
www.richonfilm.com
 
2013-05-20 12:40:01 PM
 
2013-05-20 12:45:27 PM
does this guy also have a drivers license?
 
2013-05-20 12:46:44 PM
There is a lot of turnover in the target tapper profession.
 
2013-05-20 12:46:47 PM

craigzy: does this guy also have a drivers license?


I don't see why not.  He could just point the car between the screams.
 
2013-05-20 12:47:11 PM
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2013-05-20 12:52:09 PM
Did he buy his guns from Swede Larson?

/Too obscure?
 
2013-05-20 01:12:03 PM
Folks, have you no compassion? It's only been 6 months since Sandy Hook, do we have to talk about guns this soon?
 
2013-05-20 01:17:16 PM

Pick: Folks, have you no compassion? It's only been 6 months since Sandy Hook, do we have to talk about guns this soon?


Why do you hate Amerika?  As soon as we stop talking about guns, the government will take that right from us.
 
2013-05-20 01:21:46 PM
I'd say blindness should be a reason to deny someone a gun.
 
2013-05-20 01:26:28 PM
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Approves.
 
2013-05-20 01:28:49 PM
reminds me of the irish legend of the blind archer: He was a cheif of a clan reknowned for his skill with a bow, who lost a sword duel to a rival who had him seized and blinded and then kept him as a jester at his court to amuse the other nobles with his attempts at shooting a bow accurately while blind.  Unfortunately for the New chieftan, he had a bad habit of laughing just a little too loudly and distinctly when his captured rival was shooting...
 
2013-05-20 01:38:29 PM

ZeroCorpse: I'd say blindness should be a reason to deny someone a gun.


If he had a guy to tell him which way to point...
 
GBB
2013-05-20 01:38:38 PM
tomleech.com
Good luck!!
 
2013-05-20 01:44:07 PM

GBB: [tomleech.com image 619x876]
Good luck!!


Easy.  Hostage turns her head and says, "There's something clogging your barrel."  When the guy looks down the barrel the victim slams his elbow up towards the face, causing the criminal to accidentally blow his brains out.

/I think this would make for a fun scene in some action movie.
 
2013-05-20 01:46:30 PM

PsyLord: Still a better shot than every cop, amirite cop-hating Farkers?


Ummmm..  I know lots of cops.  I don't hate them.  But I still agree with you.
 
2013-05-20 02:12:12 PM
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Approves
 
2013-05-20 02:33:24 PM

GBB: [tomleech.com image 619x876]
Good luck!!


How many points for just taking his trigger finger off?
 
2013-05-20 02:44:11 PM

vudukungfu: GBB: [tomleech.com image 619x876]
Good luck!!

How many points for just taking his trigger finger off?


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/obscure?
 
2013-05-20 03:02:50 PM
Before too many of you get your panties too wet, what the "reporter" neglected to report is that fast-draw is not shot with live ammo.

They use a low-powered, wax-bullet round that's not dangerous past about five feet. Traditional blanks are more dangerous.
 
2013-05-20 03:10:53 PM

Sgt.Zim: Before too many of you get your panties too wet, what the "reporter" neglected to report is that fast-draw is not shot with live ammo.

They use a low-powered, wax-bullet round that's not dangerous past about five feet. Traditional blanks are more dangerous.


Tell that to Madame Tussaud.
 
2013-05-20 04:06:29 PM

ZeroCorpse: I'd say blindness should be a reason to deny someone a gun.


A carry permit sure, but why ownership? Blind people can own cars and have somebody else drive them or just go around in circles for the fun of it in an empty lot somewhere.

Also, there are varying degrees of legally blind. There is everything from literally no visual input to can't operate machinery without strong glasses.
 
2013-05-20 04:13:07 PM
His lastname is Miekka, which means sword in Finnish. So I guess you can bring a sword to a gun fight. Would still have to point him to the right direction, I guess.
 
2013-05-20 04:23:10 PM

GBB: [tomleech.com image 619x876]
Good luck!!


Is this the Hofstra Test?
 
2013-05-20 07:57:10 PM

FlameDuck: His lastname is Miekka, which means sword in Finnish. So I guess you can bring a sword to a gun fight. Would still have to point him to the right direction, I guess.


Considering how reknowned the Finns are for shooting, and the quality of their weapons (superb, really... their version of the Mosin-Nagant is an incredible tackdriver able to blow the cap off of a 20oz soda bottle at 100 yards)...
 
2013-05-20 08:15:25 PM

TNel: [robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com image 510x682]

Approves


Came in to post this, leaving still horrified by the eyeball-removal scene
 
2013-05-20 08:18:03 PM

Hacker_X: ZeroCorpse: I'd say blindness should be a reason to deny someone a gun.

A carry permit sure, but why ownership? Blind people can own cars and have somebody else drive them or just go around in circles for the fun of it in an empty lot somewhere.

Also, there are varying degrees of legally blind. There is everything from literally no visual input to can't operate machinery without strong glasses.


You can also be legally blind if you have severe tunnel vision.

I still recall the story of someone who passed his concealed-carry range test with ease, then picked up his cane and tapped his way around.  Only had something like 10-20% of the normal field of vision.
 
2013-05-20 08:31:47 PM
Sure, you laugh now. Wait until he gets Alzheimer's.
 
2013-05-20 10:59:27 PM

UnspokenVoice: Sure, you laugh now. Wait until he gets Alzheimer's.


First rule with Alzhiemer's.  Take the guns away.  Send them to a relative.   That is what I had to do with my father.
 
2013-05-21 11:53:03 AM
I figure just tap the target, and then tell him he shot you and agree to settle out of court... and then hope he doesn't decide it's just cheaper to claim he was afraid of you and double-tapped you instead.   Or "accidentally" tap on the guy you don't like.
 
2013-05-21 04:03:52 PM

PsyLord: vudukungfu: GBB: [tomleech.com image 619x876]
Good luck!!

How many points for just taking his trigger finger off?

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 310x300]
/obscure?


About as obscure as a CZ-75 and a Shelby Cobra GT-500
 
2013-05-21 04:05:13 PM
I wonder if this guy could slice the bullet in half
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