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(WMUR New Hampshire)   Three people figure out a way around those pesky background checks at the gun store   (wmur.com) divider line 14
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2013-05-20 11:31:34 AM
3 votes:
imageshack.us
2013-05-20 01:19:02 PM
2 votes:

Pick: Ten bucks says they try and use 9mm ammo in that .357 SIG

I tried to save money by using .22 ammo in my .357, but the bullets kept falling out.


You have to keep the barrel pointed up.
2013-05-20 01:00:37 PM
2 votes:
Don't be white Republicans, don't be white Republicans, don't be white Republicans
*click*
Oh, okay.
2013-05-20 12:52:18 PM
2 votes:

jaybeezey: Yes please: jaybeezey: Clearly all of you missed the subtle point of this article which is "minorities are untrustworthy".

Subtext - it's everywhere.

It's so subtle that they don't even mention the suspects' race anywhere in the article. That's farking devious.

that's why it's called subtext


This is three levels below subtext.  Start at subtext, go down past implicit, keep going through intimated, and once you hit projection, you'll know you're there.
2013-05-20 11:07:04 AM
2 votes:

BunkoSquad: The Second Amendment says "keep and bear arms"; nowhere does it say you need to pay for them


You originalists are so unoriginal!

Besides, now that the robber HAS the gun he MUST keep and bear it or he is in violation of the 2nd amendment! If the cops take it from him that would be another sign of Fartbongo's Socialist Communist Muslim paradise!
2013-05-20 01:15:27 PM
1 votes:

diaphoresis: **please don't be a black**
**clicks link**
** GDMFSOB **

Sterotypes suck


Take heart, maybe they're Republicans.
2013-05-20 01:11:52 PM
1 votes:

Sultan Of Herf: frankencj: YoOjo:

Ten bucks says they try and use 9mm ammo in that .357 SIG

I was thinking the same thing.

/Or wondering why a .357 S&W mag will not fit in the magazine.

Or why 357 magnum ammo wont fit in the magazine or the gun. Though of all the errors they are likely to have, Ill say the 9mm folly is the most likely. Yo, it too small ta be fordy-five, it gots ta be a 9.


Of course no non-black would ever be confused or mistaken about guns and bullets. It took me a while to get straight that a .357 magnum revolver will chamber & fire .38 Special bullets but a .38 won't handle the magnum rounds: it's a good thing I didn't actually try any such thing or I mighta blowed my dumb honky hand off. Which in no way disproves your racist-sounding "elucidation," given that I am transracial: one of these days I gotta buy three weeks in a tanning booth to make the outside match my Negro innards. Or something. (It's a good thing that I'm already hung better than most paler brethren: I read on the Internet that them Big Peter pills don't work and I's all skeered o' sharp objects since my circumcision went kinda sideways.)


Yes please: jaybeezey: Clearly all of you missed the subtle point of this article which is "minorities are untrustworthy".

Subtext - it's everywhere.

It's so subtle that they don't even mention the suspects' race anywhere in the article. That's farking devious.


TFA included a helpful picture:

www.wmur.com

Can you guess who the thieves might be in this photograph?

One big problem about such photos is it's damn hard to recognize any individual from them: I might be able to know who the African-American gentleman in the white T-shirt is if I were already well acquainted with him, but otherwise I'd have a hard time separating these individuals from any of hundreds of other people of similar build and complexion. You'd have to show me several stills from several angles before I'd venture a guess that might get an innocent person admitted to the hoosegow. Kinda like a description of the guy behind the display case might get me pulled in: "a chubby white guy with black-framed glasses, darkish hair and a bald spot in back" -- which would do for telling either of us from e.g. a Chinese woman but otherwise ain't good for much. And the (white) woman in the clever sunglasses disguise looks something like my lovely sister, but she'd never be caught dead in a gun shop.

As for the pistol, I tracked down some photos of what it might be.

The left side looks like this,

www.sigsauer.com

and the right side is pictured below.

www.sigsauer.com

If that's it you'll see that there's enough information stamped into the gun to allow one to type a few characters into Google, which might lead one to the manufacturer's product page, with gobs of helpful information. The Wikipedially inclined might even locate a very very informative entry here. Of course all this presupposes a tad more Internet expertise than you'd need to locate a photo of Beyonce naked (NSFW), but any reasonably literate and mentally competent individual should, once s/he establishes that a 9mm bullet won't fit, be able to find out as much information as s/he'd need to employ said firearm to go shoot a(nother) thug dead. The (below) Irishman, albeit only an academic and Public Intellectual, should have no problem with it.

upload.wikimedia.org

In short, there's a lot of racism in this thread, even among those who wouldn't know a battle flag of the Army of Tennessee from something Mr. Wipple won't want you to squeeze. Y'all out there who think I might be talking to you might do well to give some thought to the matter, if you know how, and might even consider taking steps to remedy this condition.

Or you could SEND ME MONEY to the Paypal account linked to the email address you'll find hinted at in my Profile: for enough remuneration I'll forgive anybody of anything. Please make a note of it.
2013-05-20 12:26:44 PM
1 votes:

Psycoholic_Slag: adragontattoo: YoOjo: Ten bucks says they try and use 9mm ammo in that .357 SIG

Uh 357sig is a 9mm bullet in a necked down 40.

Oh really, well they should have no problem firing 9mm rounds in the 357 SIG.   YoOjo is obviously an idiot.


Dad?
2013-05-20 11:56:12 AM
1 votes:
Pretty good argument for banning or regulating gun stores right there. I have the final solution, however: Make all firearms mail order only. The CMP can easily be made a blind drop broker for gun makers if they want one, or they can sell direct. No more firearms available for retail.  All gun buys made online or by phone or mail to the CMP, delivered to an FFL dealer and picked up by the purchaser. Ban sales at gun shows, of course- that should have ben done a long time ago.

That neatly solves a whooooole lot of problems around access to firearms without infringing in the slightest AND without the universal background checks the gun derpers have some unexplainable problem with.
2013-05-20 11:22:21 AM
1 votes:

jaybeezey: Clearly all of you missed the subtle point of this article which is "minorities are untrustworthy".

Subtext - it's everywhere.


It's so subtle that they don't even mention the suspects' race anywhere in the article. That's farking devious.
2013-05-20 11:16:29 AM
1 votes:
If only the store had a gun, they could have prevented that robbery.
2013-05-20 11:12:18 AM
1 votes:
Clearly all of you missed the subtle point of this article which is "minorities are untrustworthy".

Subtext - it's everywhere.
2013-05-20 11:08:41 AM
1 votes:
This proves criminals will find ways to get guns. This is why it should be easier for law abiding citizens to get guns.
2013-05-20 11:07:36 AM
1 votes:
What sort of gun shop is that lax?  If you try that around here the clerk, who typically wears a gun will point out the error of you ways.   Must be more shopper friendly in NH

They will be back for the owners manual
 
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