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(Topless Robot)   Someone bravely tried the new Taco Bell breakfast tacos so you don't have to   ( toplessrobot.com) divider line
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2013-05-20 12:55:04 PM  
2 votes:
I have never had the digestive difficulties that a lot of folks report after eating Taco Bell. Am I normal? Or do I just have a superior digestive system?
2013-05-20 12:12:58 PM  
2 votes:

UberDave: They should be adequate sustenance for the Dr. Who marathon.


You'll wish you had a TARDIS so you could go back in time and stop yourself from eating them. If it's like every other Taco Bell meal, then the "scar in time" you leave behind won't be so much white and shimmery, as much as brown and splattery.
2013-05-20 03:26:30 PM  
1 vote:

bungle_jr: WalMartian: wildcardjack: SuperSonic breakfast burrito FTW. Especially good for dinner, since you can get them all hours.

I can vouch for this; except when some smart arse cook decides to put a handful of jalapenos on it.

i don't want the supersonic burrito, but i do like the other breakfast burritos there. i usually get ranch dressing added on mine.

only problem is the most convenient sonic on my way to work has this carhop who talks like she is dumb as a bucket of hair, and it's like nails on a chalkboard


My latest experience with dumb Sonic carhops went like this:  I place my order and discover the credit card swiper has been run into and no longer works, so I get my cash ready.  When the carhop arrives, I hand him the cash and mention I was going to use my card but the card reader was broken.  The carhop says, "I can take that card and swipe it for you."  And I say, "No, it's okay, I've got the cash."  We banter these same two sentences back and forth several times before I finally say, "IT'S OKAY, I've got the cash!"
2013-05-20 03:23:08 PM  
1 vote:

mistrmind: abfalter: Look at this.  I would eat the fark out of this.  And I have a Mountain Dew for breakfast every morning anyways so adding 5% orange juice won't kill me....

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That looks scrumptious.   I'd rather have that than the sticks of butter I eat every morning.


If you eat the unsalted butter sticks, you can reduce your chance of high blood-pressure.
2013-05-20 03:02:15 PM  
1 vote:

Ihaveanevilparrot: I'm from Cincinnati, where chili on spaghetti is the norm


Interesting, my ex-wife serves it over rice and now I can't eat it any other way.
2013-05-20 03:00:53 PM  
1 vote:

IdBeCrazyIf: On technicality, wouldn't this just be chili?


Hmmm. I dunno about anyone else, but that makes sense as to why I would like it. I always put my chili on spaghetti.

I'm from Cincinnati, where chili on spaghetti is the norm, and a plain bowl of chili even with all the toppings seems incomplete to me.
2013-05-20 02:58:18 PM  
1 vote:

IdBeCrazyIf: jst3p: /taco spaghetti (using Mexican spices on the meat rather than Italian) is pretty good too.

On technicality, wouldn't this just be chili?


If I added beans and didn't serve it over spaghetti noodles, maybe.
2013-05-20 01:42:27 PM  
1 vote:
Mt. Dew Throwback already contains OJ.

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2013-05-20 01:41:38 PM  
1 vote:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: You'll wish you had a TARDIS so you could go back in time and stop yourself from eating them. If it's like every other Taco Bell meal, then the "scar in time" you leave behind won't be so much white and shimmery, as much as brown and splattery.


Am I the only person on the planet whose ass DOESN'T explode after eating TBell? I've never understood this complaint; you should probably see a doctor.
2013-05-20 01:41:34 PM  
1 vote:

doczoidberg: You know what bugs me?

Taco Bell doesn't offer fries.

It's a fast food joint. It should have FRIES.

I just don't feel like I'm getting an complete fast food experience unless French fried potaters are involved.

And I don't care if they're not Mexican. Make it happen, Taco Bell!


Canadian Taco Bell has fries. And Chilli Cheese Burritos.
2013-05-20 12:49:39 PM  
1 vote:
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"Good morning!  You're about to call in sick."
2013-05-20 12:18:59 PM  
1 vote:

the dizzle: I'll wait til it's available in Cool Ranch.


Cool Ranch Mt Dew?
2013-05-20 12:17:17 PM  
1 vote:
Like the atrocious fully loaded grillers? Atrocious? Those baked potato grillers are tasty!
2013-05-20 12:14:08 PM  
1 vote:
I'll wait til it's available in Cool Ranch.
2013-05-20 11:29:47 AM  
1 vote:
They should be adequate sustenance for the Dr. Who marathon.
 
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