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(Topless Robot)   Someone bravely tried the new Taco Bell breakfast tacos so you don't have to   (toplessrobot.com) divider line 185
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2013-05-20 11:29:47 AM  
They should be adequate sustenance for the Dr. Who marathon.
 
2013-05-20 11:31:11 AM  
I was never going to try them anyway so it wasn't for me that he did this.
 
2013-05-20 12:12:58 PM  

UberDave: They should be adequate sustenance for the Dr. Who marathon.


You'll wish you had a TARDIS so you could go back in time and stop yourself from eating them. If it's like every other Taco Bell meal, then the "scar in time" you leave behind won't be so much white and shimmery, as much as brown and splattery.
 
2013-05-20 12:14:08 PM  
I'll wait til it's available in Cool Ranch.
 
2013-05-20 12:14:37 PM  
Only an idiot can screw up breakfast.  I'm sure it tastes fine.
 
2013-05-20 12:15:03 PM  
"the sausage tastes like genuine animal bits"

Donkey penis?
 
2013-05-20 12:16:32 PM  
I'll take a chance at what passes for eggs and sausage before I take a chance at what passes for ground beef.
 
2013-05-20 12:16:38 PM  
I'm anxiously awaiting the new Passover Chalupas.
 
2013-05-20 12:17:17 PM  
Like the atrocious fully loaded grillers? Atrocious? Those baked potato grillers are tasty!
 
2013-05-20 12:18:59 PM  

the dizzle: I'll wait til it's available in Cool Ranch.


Cool Ranch Mt Dew?
 
2013-05-20 12:20:39 PM  
Some marketing guy over at Mountain Dew headquarters is laughing his ass off right now over Mountain Dew AM.
 
2013-05-20 12:21:33 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-20 12:21:43 PM  
Except that the entire thrust of the "article" is about how he was unable to find the breakfast taco, so ate the AM crunchwrap instead.

So, he didn't actually try the breakfast taco....so it appears we still have to.
 
2013-05-20 12:21:54 PM  
I miss the breakfast burritos from Del taco. talk about bunker buster bombs for the lower colon. And because of their medicinal value, I could reimburse myself from my medical savings account.
 
2013-05-20 12:23:18 PM  
Yeah that really doesn't sound appealing...
 
2013-05-20 12:24:20 PM  
Why did this instantly remind me of Jim Gaffigan and breakfast hot pockets?

/diarrhea
 
2013-05-20 12:24:55 PM  

tricycleracer:


Thank you my thoughts exactly
 
2013-05-20 12:26:30 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Only an idiot can screw up breakfast.  I'm sure it tastes fine.


One of my favorite breakfast combos is a waffle taco made from an Eggo waffle, 1 fried egg, sliced and pan fried potatoes, and kim chi. Don't get too many takers on that though.
 
2013-05-20 12:26:54 PM  
SuperSonic breakfast burrito FTW. Especially good for dinner, since you can get them all hours.
 
2013-05-20 12:28:21 PM  

wildcardjack: SuperSonic breakfast burrito FTW. Especially good for dinner, since you can get them all hours.


Sorcery that McDonald's has yet to master.
 
2013-05-20 12:29:23 PM  

ZeroPly: Rapmaster2000: Only an idiot can screw up breakfast.  I'm sure it tastes fine.

One of my favorite breakfast combos is a waffle taco made from an Eggo waffle, 1 fried egg, sliced and pan fried potatoes, and kim chi. Don't get too many takers on that though.


Sounds awesome actually.  I'd eat that.  I'm proud of anyone who tries to spice up breakfast.  It can be way too boring.
 
2013-05-20 12:29:42 PM  

ZeroPly: Rapmaster2000: Only an idiot can screw up breakfast.  I'm sure it tastes fine.

One of my favorite breakfast combos is a waffle taco made from an Eggo waffle, 1 fried egg, sliced and pan fried potatoes, and kim chi. Don't get too many takers on that though.


I actually enjoy souptoastacos.

I heat up some alphabet soup and drink all the juice.  Then I make toast and butter it.  Then I throw all the vegetables, consonants and vowels on the toast and fold it corner to corner making into a shape that resembles a taco.  Don't judge me.
 
2013-05-20 12:30:08 PM  
Look at this.  I would eat the fark out of this.  And I have a Mountain Dew for breakfast every morning anyways so adding 5% orange juice won't kill me....

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2013-05-20 12:30:31 PM  
You know what bugs me?

Taco Bell doesn't offer fries.

It's a fast food joint. It should have FRIES.

I just don't feel like I'm getting an complete fast food experience unless French fried potaters are involved.

And I don't care if they're not Mexican. Make it happen, Taco Bell!
 
2013-05-20 12:30:43 PM  
When is 2nd breakfast?
 
2013-05-20 12:31:14 PM  
And yet I still don't care.
 
2013-05-20 12:32:58 PM  
Can I get a burrito supreme at 7 am?
 
2013-05-20 12:32:59 PM  
I'm waiting for the bagel taco.
 
2013-05-20 12:33:09 PM  
When I was a kid living in Germany while my dad was staioned there, I remember three products the "beer man" delivered that weren't alcoholic. They were a sparkling mineral water and two types of "lemonaide". One "lemonaide" was clear and tasted like Sprite or 7-up, the other was cloudy and tasted like Mt Dew with orange juice in it. Mt Dew AM made me think about the latter one.
 
2013-05-20 12:33:14 PM  

Carn: Why did this instantly remind me of Jim Gaffigan and breakfast hot pockets?

/diarrhea

pocket

FTFY

/deeeaad pocket
 
2013-05-20 12:33:16 PM  
1 blender bottle, 2 scoops of vanilla cream whey protein, and 12oz of milk or cold water = a low calorie, nutritious, and filling breakfast that I can drink on my way to work, so no Taco Bell breakfast for me.

But if I want Mexican for breakfast, I'll just stop by the Texaco near work as get some breakfast pizza.
 
2013-05-20 12:34:39 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Only an idiot can screw up breakfast.  I'm sure it tastes fine.


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2013-05-20 12:35:07 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: And yet I still don't care.


Thanks for sharing.
 
2013-05-20 12:35:55 PM  

abfalter: Look at this.  I would eat the fark out of this.  And I have a Mountain Dew for breakfast every morning anyways so adding 5% orange juice won't kill me....

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I dunno.  At this point all the crap inside you might be in perfect equilibrium, with no single item able to fully overpower the others and take control.  Introducing something healthy may just tip the scale in one direction and allow one thing to take over.
 
2013-05-20 12:36:08 PM  
They'd be much wiser to skip the Mexican theming and go with a vanilla American-style breakfast menu instead. Biscuit sandwiches, potatoes, maybe pancakes, just the basics. The McDonalds here is always packed for breakfast, with a line of cars for the drive through, while most of the other fast food places are shuttered. If they could tap into some of that with a cloned breakfast menu, it might really work for them. Nothing novel, just a faster way to get the basics.
 
2013-05-20 12:37:32 PM  
You can have taco bell for breakfast, taco bell for lunch, and be dead from rectal bleeding by dinner.
 
2013-05-20 12:38:47 PM  

abfalter: Look at this.  I would eat the fark out of this.  And I have a Mountain Dew for breakfast every morning anyways so adding 5% orange juice won't kill me....

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That looks scrumptious.   I'd rather have that than the sticks of butter I eat every morning.
 
2013-05-20 12:39:37 PM  

heavymetal: When I was a kid living in Germany while my dad was staioned there, I remember three products the "beer man" delivered that weren't alcoholic. They were a sparkling mineral water and two types of "lemonaide". One "lemonaide" was clear and tasted like Sprite or 7-up, the other was cloudy and tasted like Mt Dew with orange juice in it. Mt Dew AM made me think about the latter one.


Spezi:

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2013-05-20 12:40:11 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Biscuit sandwiches, potatoes, maybe pancakes, just the basics


Which is what most Mexicans have for breakfast, anyway.

Oops, I mean "first meal"
 
2013-05-20 12:40:45 PM  

UberDave: They should be adequate sustenance for the Dr. Who marathon.


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2013-05-20 12:42:40 PM  

doczoidberg: You know what bugs me?

Taco Bell doesn't offer fries.

It's a fast food joint. It should have FRIES.

I just don't feel like I'm getting an complete fast food experience unless French fried potaters are involved.

And I don't care if they're not Mexican. Make it happen, Taco Bell!


Huh? The ones around here have tater tots. They make them extra crispy too. They are french fries, but they do just fine.
 
2013-05-20 12:43:22 PM  
Correction,  they aren't french fries.
 
2013-05-20 12:43:34 PM  

Belias: Like the atrocious fully loaded grillers? Atrocious? Those baked potato grillers are tasty!


The only thing atrocious about them is the lack of filling. I remember when they first rolled those things out they were actually "loaded" mini burritos. Now it seems like they're counting out the chunks of potato or the crunch strips, and not too much meat! That shiat costs 10c a scoop, don't give them any more than the recommended half scoop!

abfalter: Look at this.  I would eat the fark out of this.  And I have a Mountain Dew for breakfast every morning anyways so adding 5% orange juice won't kill me....

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If they start handing out maple syrup packets dressed up in a brown motif like the other sauces I am going to lose it. Damnit, Taco Bell, I am only a man! I can't live in your restaurant!!!
 
2013-05-20 12:44:44 PM  
Good luck Taco Bell, potheads and drunks aren't up early in the morning.
 
2013-05-20 12:45:20 PM  

UberDave: They should be adequate sustenance for the Dr. Who marathon.


WHAT DR WHO MARATHON?
 
2013-05-20 12:49:39 PM  
static.tvguide.com

"Good morning!  You're about to call in sick."
 
2013-05-20 12:50:36 PM  

Citrate1007: Good luck Taco Bell, potheads and drunks aren't up early in the morning.


But emotionally broken obese people are. They don't sleep well.
 
2013-05-20 12:51:46 PM  

tricycleracer: wildcardjack: SuperSonic breakfast burrito FTW. Especially good for dinner, since you can get them all hours.

Sorcery that McDonald's has yet to master.


WTF is up with that?  The biggest motherfu*king hamburger restaurant on this damned planet will not sale me a hamburger until what, 10:30am? Sh*t, I've been up for over 6 hours at that point and I'm ready for some goddamned lunch even if it's one of their sh*tty mass produced meat byproduct discs. [walks into McDonalds at 10:15am] "Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Psycoholic_Slag, we lack the technology to cook eggs and meat byproduct discs at the same time and as soon as technology advances to that level we will be more than happy to provide you with the product that we sale more of than anyone else on this planet prior to 10:30am.  But if you wait 15 minutes our technicians will replace the current eggs and pancakes grill with the new meat byproduct disc grill so we can provide you with that which you seek."

Fu*kers

/end rant
 
2013-05-20 12:52:52 PM  
The best breakfast burrito I ever had was conjured up by a Mexican who manned the grill in the cafeteria of a USAA office building.
 
2013-05-20 12:53:02 PM  

YoOjo: "the sausage tastes like genuine animal bits"

Donkey penis?


Who said anything about mammals?
 
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