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(WTSP)   "The Manatee Sheriff's Office said Krystle Harrison made several advances toward her boyfriend of three years and he rebuffed her. According to an arrest report, she grabbed him and bit his genitals"   (wtsp.com) divider line 5
    More: Florida, Manatee Sheriff, Zephyrhills, genitals, boyfriends, sheriffs  
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2013-05-20 02:08:46 PM  
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Usurper4: When I see the name "Krystle", I always picture a stripper that's as cute as a button and is just trying to make ends meet while going to school for her nursing degree to provide a better life for her infant daughter, "Jasmyne".

Fark you, subby, for ruining my fantasy.


1mut.com
2013-05-20 12:05:52 PM  
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.wtsp.com image 640x360]

They're a little fuzzy on the details.


Is that shirt  Manatee Gray?
2013-05-20 10:42:29 AM  
1 votes:
When I see the name "Krystle", I always picture a stripper that's as cute as a button and is just trying to make ends meet while going to school for her nursing degree to provide a better life for her infant daughter, "Jasmyne".

Fark you, subby, for ruining my fantasy.
2013-05-20 09:06:21 AM  
1 votes:
Nothing good ever comes of naming your daughter "Krystle."
2013-05-20 08:53:26 AM  
1 votes:
Who would expect this sort of behavior out of a 19-year-old high school mom named Krystle?
 
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