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(WTSP)   "The Manatee Sheriff's Office said Krystle Harrison made several advances toward her boyfriend of three years and he rebuffed her. According to an arrest report, she grabbed him and bit his genitals"   (wtsp.com) divider line 56
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2013-05-20 08:22:16 AM  
Well, she does look hungry.
 
2013-05-20 08:29:14 AM  
Manatee? Sounds big...
 
2013-05-20 08:53:26 AM  
Who would expect this sort of behavior out of a 19-year-old high school mom named Krystle?
 
2013-05-20 09:06:21 AM  
Nothing good ever comes of naming your daughter "Krystle."
 
2013-05-20 09:41:28 AM  
Oh, no, she's not white trash at all.
 
2013-05-20 09:48:27 AM  
Man, if I was a judge...

"life in prison, no parole. NEXT."
 
2013-05-20 10:04:45 AM  
Sounds like a red head
 
2013-05-20 10:06:19 AM  

Sybarite: Who would expect this sort of behavior out of a 19-year-old high school mom named Krystle?


Who looks like she's 40.  What a mugshot
 
2013-05-20 10:06:30 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-05-20 10:12:47 AM  
I am inexplicably aroused... dammit.
 
2013-05-20 10:13:12 AM  
Oh the huge manatee
 
2013-05-20 10:17:51 AM  
From TFA, "The Bradenton Heraldreports the couple has an infant together."  This should turn out well for everyone involved.
 
2013-05-20 10:18:24 AM  
www.wtsp.com

They're a little fuzzy on the details.
 
2013-05-20 10:22:29 AM  
There was so much fail it is hard to tell where to start but this was from Florida so it is not surprising.
 
2013-05-20 10:24:26 AM  
facebook.com/Krystle3129
facebook.com/groups/439608609416728/
 
2013-05-20 10:27:48 AM  
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for sega.
 
2013-05-20 10:29:37 AM  
She must like the D, that's all I know.
 
2013-05-20 10:29:45 AM  

Sybarite: Who would expect this sort of behavior out of a 19-year-old high school mom named Krystle?


What's weird is that her stage name is Maude.
 
2013-05-20 10:37:42 AM  
A manatee sheriff? How do they get the hat to stay on when he swims through the water? And what do they pin the badge to?
 
2013-05-20 10:37:53 AM  
Worst. Blowjob, Ever.
 
2013-05-20 10:39:39 AM  
Let's clear things up a bit

blu.stb.s-msn.com

And here with a really bad hairdo

media.wtf.nl
 
2013-05-20 10:39:54 AM  
Annoyed  Manatee trifecta in play?
 
2013-05-20 10:42:05 AM  
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OM NOM NOM!
 
2013-05-20 10:42:29 AM  
When I see the name "Krystle", I always picture a stripper that's as cute as a button and is just trying to make ends meet while going to school for her nursing degree to provide a better life for her infant daughter, "Jasmyne".

Fark you, subby, for ruining my fantasy.
 
2013-05-20 10:42:33 AM  

JohnCarter: Let's clear things up a bit

[blu.stb.s-msn.com image 628x316]

And here with a really bad hairdo

[media.wtf.nl image 640x480]


Ho does she actually look better in her mugshot?
 
2013-05-20 10:42:59 AM  
Oh, the chew manatee.
 
2013-05-20 10:48:41 AM  

Usurper4: When I see the name "Krystle", I always picture a stripper that's as cute as a button and is just trying to make ends meet while going to school for her nursing degree to provide a better life for her infant daughter, "Jasmyne".


Seeing the other pics, you're not that far off. She's not hot, but she's got that 19yo cute thing going for her.
 
2013-05-20 10:50:46 AM  
Lapland Reindeer Castration this might be NSFW reindeer nudity at your workplace.
 
2013-05-20 10:53:02 AM  
But who's going to pick the Family Guy jokes now?
 
2013-05-20 11:08:19 AM  
"The Manatee Sheriff..."  when did manatees get to vote?
 
2013-05-20 11:12:35 AM  

DonWrite: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for sega.


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2013-05-20 11:18:52 AM  
Until I saw she was only 19, I thought this might've been my old roommate's ex-girlfriend.

/holy cow she was nuts
 
2013-05-20 11:30:34 AM  

FARK rebel soldier: Lapland Reindeer Castration this might be NSFW reindeer nudity at your workplace.


I would've thought their culture had invented the knife by now.
 
2013-05-20 11:31:07 AM  
Apparently the boyfriend sobered up.
 
2013-05-20 11:33:03 AM  

theorellior: Usurper4: When I see the name "Krystle", I always picture a stripper that's as cute as a button and is just trying to make ends meet while going to school for her nursing degree to provide a better life for her infant daughter, "Jasmyne".

Seeing the other pics, you're not that far off. She's not hot, but she's got that 19yo cute thing going for her.


Yeah, she's not stripper hot (for lack of a better word), but more like sympathetic young waitress at a donut shop cute that married  older guys who wish they could afford a mistress will tip generously, lamenting they have to go home to their fatter, uglier, colder wives.
 
2013-05-20 11:33:25 AM  
www.perpetualgeekmachine.net
 
2013-05-20 11:37:46 AM  

Mr_Vimes: Oh, the chew manatee.


Oooo-oooh, here she comes.
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up.

/Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-05-20 11:41:52 AM  

offmymeds: DonWrite: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for sega.

[cbs1015jamz.files.wordpress.com image 385x240]


I blame it on Halo 3.
 
2013-05-20 11:45:42 AM  
Once bitten twice shy.
 
2013-05-20 11:46:26 AM  

JohnCarter: Let's clear things up a bit

[blu.stb.s-msn.com image 628x316]

And here with a really bad hairdo

[media.wtf.nl image 640x480]


Crap. She cleans up nice.

/send her to my room
 
2013-05-20 11:56:14 AM  

Lando Lincoln: Man, if I was a judge...

"life in prison, no parole. NEXT."


Good thing you're not.
 
2013-05-20 12:05:52 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.wtsp.com image 640x360]

They're a little fuzzy on the details.


Is that shirt  Manatee Gray?
 
2013-05-20 12:06:31 PM  
Normally it's best not to stick your dick in crazy, but seems in this specific instance it would have been better to do just that.  Wonders never cease.
 
2013-05-20 12:17:13 PM  
Now if he was saying mo to sex. Something that don't sound right. How did she get her teeth on his man bits.
 
2013-05-20 12:54:50 PM  
Is her name supposed to rhyme with Crystal or with Gristle?

/Bradentucky
 
2013-05-20 01:40:30 PM  
She bit a three year old's nuts??
 
2013-05-20 01:41:21 PM  
Think twice before you say "bite me!"
 
2013-05-20 02:08:46 PM  

Usurper4: When I see the name "Krystle", I always picture a stripper that's as cute as a button and is just trying to make ends meet while going to school for her nursing degree to provide a better life for her infant daughter, "Jasmyne".

Fark you, subby, for ruining my fantasy.


1mut.com
 
2013-05-20 02:25:04 PM  
I don't get stories like this. If I love someone and they want sex I have sex with them, but then I am always ready to go even right after sex. I have never felt like I was doing something that was so important I couldn't return to it a few hours later.
 
2013-05-20 02:30:07 PM  
cache.ohinternet.com

I like Krystles
 
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