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(The Smoking Gun)   Bad Chinese food causes man to get arrested for running from runs. Police let him go an hour later   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 9
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2013-05-20 09:39:59 AM
Filst?
 
2013-05-20 09:42:50 AM
Honduran mullet?
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-05-20 09:48:27 AM
Pu Pu Platter?
 
2013-05-20 10:01:11 AM
Maybe he just had to run home to ditch his contraband.

/Or use some.
 
2013-05-20 11:56:45 AM
Despite the contents of the story, I could go for some chinese food right now.
 
2013-05-20 12:27:31 PM
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2013-05-20 01:33:37 PM
CSB:
I get this effect from MSG or too much dairy.  I have about 15 minutes to get home after having tainted food, I always ponder how things could go (more) wrong.  Once I didn't make it (the passenger floor mat protects your driver seat from permanent damage).  Once I stopped at a gas station to find out it was closed and took a dump inside the dumpster enclosure.  I kept expecting a cop to show up and charge me with indecent exposure, or whatever he could charge me with without making me get into the back of his car.

/I avoid restaurants that I know have MSG
//I have medicine that nicely counteracts when I know I am going an untested restaurant.
///still end up getting caught off guard once or twice a year.
////MSG tastes like salt (and is a tenderizer/salt substitute) but leaves a chemically salty taste in my mouth as the first clue, followed with gassy stomach cramps.
 
2013-05-21 01:14:19 PM

TheGogmagog: CSB:
I get this effect from MSG or too much dairy.  I have about 15 minutes to get home after having tainted food, I always ponder how things could go (more) wrong.  Once I didn't make it (the passenger floor mat protects your driver seat from permanent damage).  Once I stopped at a gas station to find out it was closed and took a dump inside the dumpster enclosure.  I kept expecting a cop to show up and charge me with indecent exposure, or whatever he could charge me with without making me get into the back of his car.

/I avoid restaurants that I know have MSG
//I have medicine that nicely counteracts when I know I am going an untested restaurant.
///still end up getting caught off guard once or twice a year.
////MSG tastes like salt (and is a tenderizer/salt substitute) but leaves a chemically salty taste in my mouth as the first clue, followed with gassy stomach cramps.


You really could have kept all of that to yourself.
 
2013-05-21 05:07:30 PM

Buttknuckle: TheGogmagog: CSB:
I get this effect from MSG or too much dairy.  I have about 15 minutes to get home after having tainted food, I always ponder how things could go (more) wrong.  Once I didn't make it (the passenger floor mat protects your driver seat from permanent damage).  Once I stopped at a gas station to find out it was closed and took a dump inside the dumpster enclosure.  I kept expecting a cop to show up and charge me with indecent exposure, or whatever he could charge me with without making me get into the back of his car.

/I avoid restaurants that I know have MSG
//I have medicine that nicely counteracts when I know I am going an untested restaurant.
///still end up getting caught off guard once or twice a year.
////MSG tastes like salt (and is a tenderizer/salt substitute) but leaves a chemically salty taste in my mouth as the first clue, followed with gassy stomach cramps.

You really could have kept all of that to yourself.


I was thinking just before clicking Add Comment, why I want that forever google-able by my alias.  If I can't save at  least one car seat with my advice, I at least have the comfort of knowing I grossed someone out.

/Works for menstrual leaks too, a stain on a floor mat is easier to claim it's something else, but that forever dark patch in the center of the seat isn't spilled prune juice.
 
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