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(Chicago Trib)   Usually, if your soon-to-be father-in-law doesn't approve of you, he will tell you to your face, not stab you. Usually   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 13
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2013-05-20 08:55:01 AM
Well that's going to make family holidays awkward.
 
2013-05-20 10:00:20 AM
Chicago? I'm surprised that he didn't shoot him.
 
2013-05-20 10:00:51 AM
Ni-ine times.
 
2013-05-20 10:00:54 AM
Is "stabbin'" the same as "slashin'" and or "sticking yew wit mah knife"? Because a lot of potential father in laws have tried the aforementioned on me.

"No daddy! He's got a job an' everything!"

and / or

"No daddy! Let Ray-Bob my jealous ex-boyfriend do 'im in. He'll do the time in county lockup where's ah kin visit him."
 
2013-05-20 10:03:18 AM
Well, my boyfriend and my father pretty much have the same personality unless they get a hair up their ass about something. So if the would hate each other (they don't) it's because they hate what they see in themselves.
 
2013-05-20 10:13:37 AM
When I just started dating my wife, my FIL tried to get me to go night hunting with him.

When my wife's sister started dating her husband, he was offered a chance to go "coon huntin'" during the day.  He's black.
 
2013-05-20 10:22:37 AM
I'm glad my wife's father is dead; form all I've heard about him he *would* have knifed me. Psychotic Mafioso stone mason/roadie.
 
2013-05-20 10:35:12 AM
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 Ladies and Gentleman and Friends of my daughter.  There comes a
time in every wedding reception when the man who paid for the damn thing
is allowed to speak a word or two of his own.  And I should like to take
this opportunity, schloshed as I may be, to say a word or two about Martin.

As far as I'm concerned. my daughter could not have chosen a more
delightful, charming, witty, responsible... wealthy? Let's not deny it....
well-placed, good-looking and fertile young man than Martin as her husband.
And I therefore ask the question... why the hell did she marry Gerald
instead?

Because Gerald is the sort of man we used to describe at school as a
complete prick.  If I may use a gardening simile here, if his entire
family may be likened to a compost heap... and I think they can...
then Gerald is the biggest weed growing out of it.  I think he is the
sort of man people immigrate to avoid.
I remember the first time I met Gerald.  I said to my wife... she's the
lovely woman propping up that horrendous old lush of a mother of his...
either this man is suffering from serious brain damage, or the new vacuum
cleaner has arrived.  As for his family, they are quite simply the most
intolerable herd of steaming social animals I have ever had this misfortune
of turning my nose up to.  I spurn you as I would spurn a rabid dog!
I would like to propose a toast.... to the caterers.  And to the pigeon
who crapped on the groom's families limousine at the church.  As for the
rest of you around this table not directly related to me, you can fark off!
I wouldn't trust any of you to sit the right way on a toilet seat!

 
2013-05-20 11:17:38 AM

clivecusslerfan: When I just started dating my wife, my FIL tried to get me to go night hunting with him.

When my wife's sister started dating her husband, he was offered a chance to go "coon huntin'" during the day.  He's black.


So of course  he took a friendly invitation and turned it into a racist insult.
 
2013-05-20 12:19:23 PM
In Chicago thats like saying welcome to the family.
 
2013-05-20 02:12:44 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Is "stabbin'" the same as "slashin'" and or "sticking yew wit mah knife"? Because a lot of potential father in laws have tried the aforementioned on me.

"No daddy! He's got a job an' everything!"

and / or

"No daddy! Let Ray-Bob my jealous ex-boyfriend do 'im in. He'll do the time in county lockup where's ah kin visit him."


Chicago is south of Canada I suppose.
 
2013-05-20 08:47:20 PM
Get married by the justice of the peace and move the hell away from him.
 
2013-05-20 10:06:55 PM

BarkingUnicorn: clivecusslerfan: When I just started dating my wife, my FIL tried to get me to go night hunting with him.

When my wife's sister started dating her husband, he was offered a chance to go "coon huntin'" during the day.  He's black.

So of course  he took a friendly invitation and turned it into a racist insult.


Oh, it was a racist insult.  He also kept asking SIL's husband if the watermelon was ripe enough, which restaurant has the best chicken and waffles, etc.  Now that the two have a kid, he's stopped because she threatened to prevent him from ever seeing his grandchild if he didn't shut down the racist insults.

/His brother was a lifelong KKK member.
//Raccoons are nocturnal, so it's hard hunt them during the day.
 
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