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(TMZ)   WARNING: Only watch the Tan Mom music video in the company of a therapist and a nurse with heavy doses of sedatives. Side effects may include vomiting and over usage of concentrated eye bleach   (tmz.com ) divider line 50
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2013-05-20 06:31:00 AM  
I got about 40 seconds in before I had the urge to drive knitting needles through my eyeballs AND my eardrums. In comparison, this makes Jan Terri look like the pinnacle of music video production.
 
2013-05-20 08:08:26 AM  
quick, somebody post some goatse we can use for eyebleach
 
2013-05-20 08:20:40 AM  
Get your grill fixed and get of the vodka and xanax combo.
 
2013-05-20 08:46:19 AM  
kumquatwriter.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-20 09:21:27 AM  
imageshack.us

Why did you do that?
 
2013-05-20 09:33:08 AM  
I've got the urge to make that my ringtone.
 
2013-05-20 10:04:06 AM  
images.hitfix.com
.....the horror.........the horror............
 
2013-05-20 10:24:19 AM  
I'd rather have this guy give me a root canal.
www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-05-20 10:28:17 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-20 10:34:31 AM  
Recommended sedative

forum.gon.com
 
2013-05-20 10:55:46 AM  
I had the sound off and only made it to 45 seconds.
 
2013-05-20 10:58:54 AM  
blameitonthebougie.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-20 11:06:17 AM  

minoridiot: I've got the urge to make that my ringtone.


I triple-dog dare ya!!!
 
kab
2013-05-20 11:14:45 AM  
And you know what's really cool about this?  Your favorite band that few have heard of won't get nearly this level of national attention for being good at what they do.
 
2013-05-20 11:22:06 AM  

minoridiot: I've got the urge to make that my ringtone.


Is this one of those "it's so bad, it has looped around to become good" things? From the look of it, she's the only one involved in the production taking things seriously. Both of the backup...uh, "guys" look like they're trying to stifle laughter the whole time.

/will probably chop this up to use parts as text message alerts
 
2013-05-20 11:28:21 AM  
how bad can it be?

OMFG WTF DID I JUST WATCH!?!?
 
2013-05-20 11:51:06 AM  
About 10 - 12 seconds.
 
2013-05-20 11:59:23 AM  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
/fu subby
//for realz
///;)
 
2013-05-20 12:05:36 PM  
Why?  WHY??
 
2013-05-20 12:08:41 PM  
"I am blacker than jesus"
 
2013-05-20 12:22:09 PM  
It's funny how the backup "singers/dancers" barely want to touch her. They look very uncomfortable.
 
2013-05-20 12:22:58 PM  
*scans headline*

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-20 01:02:19 PM  

RyanLP: It's funny how the backup "singers/dancers" barely want to touch her. They look very uncomfortable.


Pretty sure they're playing for the other team, too... which made the whole premise in the video hi-larious!
 
2013-05-20 01:06:51 PM  

Sybarite: [kumquatwriter.files.wordpress.com image 512x384]


Exactly.
 
2013-05-20 01:12:56 PM  
I may be totally sick and twisted (I am on Fark, so it makes sense), but I thought that whole thing was hysterical. It's so damn bad it's funny as hell. "I'm Tan Mom, biatch!"
 
2013-05-20 01:25:52 PM  
28 seconds.
 encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-20 01:33:51 PM  
WTF did I just watch?
 
2013-05-20 01:36:34 PM  
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-20 02:02:58 PM  
I've never wanted to kill something with fire in all of my life.
 
2013-05-20 02:04:14 PM  
I mean...you know what I mean.
 
2013-05-20 02:05:21 PM  
Pass the Omega class amnestics...
 
2013-05-20 02:34:43 PM  
For the first time in my life I actually prayed for some autotune.
 
2013-05-20 02:43:56 PM  
It's so bad there is no term for it.
 
2013-05-20 02:48:54 PM  
The guys were obviously gayer than cum on a mustache, which makes the premise of them wanting to bone the Tan Mom just hilariously absurd.

But what was with their inflection? Even the parts that weren't autotuned sounded like someone who had just memorized how to say an English phrase without understanding what it meant. The part when the guy was standing behind the presidential podium saying... things... what the hell?
 
2013-05-20 02:49:35 PM  
I WARNED you...
 
2013-05-20 02:54:19 PM  
'Biatch!'
 
2013-05-20 03:37:19 PM  
i911.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-20 05:51:58 PM  
Needs dentures fixed. That would fix it all...................nah.
 
2013-05-20 06:46:33 PM  
Congratulations, Dee Dee Ramone... you are no longer the worst rapper in history.
 
2013-05-20 08:13:28 PM  
That's some serious alcoholism.
 
2013-05-20 09:01:45 PM  

timharrod: Congratulations, Dee Dee Ramone... you are no longer the worst rapper in history.


fuh fuh fuh fuh funky.
 
2013-05-20 11:47:54 PM  
If nothing else, this is the final clinching proof of the non-existence of god.  Oolon Colluphid will have to think of some new subject matter, now.
 
2013-05-20 11:53:29 PM  
i990.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-20 11:59:22 PM  
I think that video gave me cancer
 
2013-05-21 12:02:05 AM  
NateAsbestos:  The part when the guy was standing behind the presidential podium saying... things... what the hell?

"Don't judge me.
Don't make a deal, don't make a deal because I am saying it to you
I am saying it to you let it be the way it is because it's tan mom, biatch."

Indeed. What the hell?
 
2013-05-21 12:15:15 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-21 12:23:33 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: I may be totally sick and twisted (I am on Fark, so it makes sense), but I thought that whole thing was hysterical. It's so damn bad it's funny as hell. "I'm Tan Mom, biatch!"


I would bang her
 
2013-05-21 01:00:51 AM  
Wonder if she does anal.
 
2013-05-21 01:48:17 AM  

darch: Wonder if she does anal.


What, you mean like in lieu of a handshake?
 
2013-05-21 06:10:40 AM  

darch: Wonder if she does anal.


She's probably usually too drunk to know the difference. So yes, have at it.
 
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