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2013-05-20 03:51:27 PM

BigMax: Dude, remember when Missy was a senior and we were sophomores and you asked her to prom?

Shut up, Ted!


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2013-05-20 03:52:20 PM

Profedius: HatMadeOfAss: Slaxl: megarian: namegoeshere: If she was smart, since he obviously believes in ghosts and other paranormal shiat, she'd claim that the spirit of a dead 16 year old cheerleader slut took over her body to have sex with the son.

Go on....

As the ghost slipped inside her nubile frame she found herself yearning for the touch of a young man once more...

13.6 seconds later, the deed was done and he slowly returned to the dormant recesses of the family basement, while she halfheartedly informed him that "it was the best she ever had..."

Only if the kid goes for just one round or hadn't masturbated within the last hour. I had an adult/teacher/lover when I was twelve who helped me learn this valuable information and I thanked her many times for it.


How did you survive that harrowing ordeal?  That adult/teacher is a monster.  While the previous statement was sarcasm, the upcoming one is not.  As an adult, how did she see a kid and go "gotta have it!"?  While it was probably awesome for you, she was harboring some serious mental defects.

But, good for you.  You must've been the envy of little league (not being a jerk, I would have bragged and been the envy at that age).
 
2013-05-20 05:06:08 PM

andyofne: ", tickling led to kissing and then to intercourse "

This happened to me once... with my GF's younger sister.


Go on...
 
2013-05-20 05:08:44 PM

HatMadeOfAss: Profedius: HatMadeOfAss: Slaxl: megarian: namegoeshere: If she was smart, since he obviously believes in ghosts and other paranormal shiat, she'd claim that the spirit of a dead 16 year old cheerleader slut took over her body to have sex with the son.

Go on....

As the ghost slipped inside her nubile frame she found herself yearning for the touch of a young man once more...

13.6 seconds later, the deed was done and he slowly returned to the dormant recesses of the family basement, while she halfheartedly informed him that "it was the best she ever had..."

Only if the kid goes for just one round or hadn't masturbated within the last hour. I had an adult/teacher/lover when I was twelve who helped me learn this valuable information and I thanked her many times for it.

How did you survive that harrowing ordeal?  That adult/teacher is a monster.  While the previous statement was sarcasm, the upcoming one is not.  As an adult, how did she see a kid and go "gotta have it!"?  While it was probably awesome for you, she was harboring some serious mental defects.

But, good for you.  You must've been the envy of little league (not being a jerk, I would have bragged and been the envy at that age).




Mental issues might be an issue, but not in that she was a predator more in that she was very sexual and I don't think it was in her mind to seek sex with me. She was very affectionate placing her hand on my shoulder or leg as she would kneel down to help me with my homework. One day after school as I waited at her house for my mother to pick me up from work she placed her hand on my upper leg as she had done many times before and I adjusted in my chair a little which caused her fingers to brush across my erection. Having felt my erection she did not jerk her hand away, but simply left it there and as she kept helping me her fingers started to trace an outline around my erection. Once I let out a little moan she started to rub around the head until I ejaculated. She then stood up and suggested I go to the bathroom to clean up which I did. Shortly after I entered the bathroom she entered with a washcloth as I had my pants down around my ankles and my underwear around me knees, I didn't try to cover myself. She knelt behind me took my penis in her hand and masturbated me until I ejaculated again which took a long time. She then helped me out of my shoes pants an underwear and we went to the bedroom where she performed oral sex on me that seemed to last for hours. She remained clothed during this whole time and I never touched her. The next day after school I asked her to take off her clothes which she didn't do at first, but after I had ejaculated four times and kept asking her she removed her clothes. So it is hard to say who was instigator though the moral judgment within this society implies that we must consider her action inappropriate the fault was not hers alone. I do not care what is said about not knowing what I wanted, because I knew exactly what I wanted and that this could not be a long term relationship.
 
2013-05-20 06:55:32 PM
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Bump in the night, bump in the night, eh!
 
2013-05-20 07:35:01 PM
GhostBUSTED.
 
2013-05-20 10:19:22 PM
"The father started to suspect paranormal activity after finding his son's room full of ectoplasm."
 
2013-05-20 10:20:23 PM
www.m5board.com
 
2013-05-21 06:11:19 AM
Not bad, subby, I had to read it twice. Would have gone with fail tag.
 
2013-05-21 08:28:18 AM
I think I saw that film on fantasti.cc
 
2013-05-21 03:31:54 PM
So dad in a search for paranormal activity hides a cam in his sons bedroom?  Yea, right.  Daddy is a perv who likes watching his son change and caught more than he bargained for.
 
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