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(The Mercury (Australia))   Video camera set up to record ghosts captures evidence of paramoural activity   (themercury.com.au) divider line 61
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2013-05-20 08:49:05 AM  
last year the woman had gone to her stepson's room to discuss his driving lessons.

Although the pair had previously had a strained relationship, tickling led to kissing and then to intercourse



Dear Penthouse
 
2013-05-20 09:31:47 AM  
Ewwwww.
 
2013-05-20 09:55:19 AM  
working on reconciling with her former partner

Yeah, um -that's not gonna work.
 
2013-05-20 10:06:56 AM  
 
2013-05-20 10:07:53 AM  
16 will get you 20! Unless she is really hot
 
2013-05-20 10:10:18 AM  
Brilliant headline.
 
2013-05-20 10:15:31 AM  
I wonder how victimized he feels.
 
2013-05-20 10:23:55 AM  
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
 
2013-05-20 10:26:40 AM  

jars.traptone: I wonder how victimized he feels.


We'd need pics to make that sort of judgment call.
 
2013-05-20 10:26:45 AM  
Dear Consumerist:

The video camera i purchased to record paranormal activity has instead ended up destroying my marriage.  How should I make Sony pay for my suffering and indignation?

Signed,

Entitled America
 
2013-05-20 10:27:12 AM  
If she was smart, since he obviously believes in ghosts and other paranormal shiat, she'd claim that the spirit of a dead 16 year old cheerleader slut took over her body to have sex with the son.
 
2013-05-20 10:32:58 AM  

namegoeshere: If she was smart, since he obviously believes in ghosts and other paranormal shiat, she'd claim that the spirit of a dead 16 year old cheerleader slut took over her body to have sex with the son.


Go on....
 
2013-05-20 10:37:13 AM  
With my patented course of meditation and sensory prompts, you too will be able to experience the thrill of lucid wet dreaming.
 
2013-05-20 10:39:50 AM  
What I gather is if you're the type of dude who records paranormal activity, your GF\Wife is probably sleeping with somebody else. As well she should be.
 
2013-05-20 10:42:18 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: jars.traptone: I wonder how victimized he feels.

We'd need pics to make that sort of judgment call.


I am going to go out on a limb here and say that we aren't talking about Maxim Hot 100 territory...
 
2013-05-20 10:43:02 AM  
Article doesn't say how old the father is but the female is 28 and they've been in a relationship for 11 years.  So that would put her at 17 when the relationship started.
 
2013-05-20 10:44:12 AM  
I just want to point out that she's 28 and has been with her husband for 11 years.
 
2013-05-20 10:45:24 AM  
I would have called it "parapornal" activity.

/this is why I don't get green-lit
 
2013-05-20 10:45:45 AM  

megarian: namegoeshere: If she was smart, since he obviously believes in ghosts and other paranormal shiat, she'd claim that the spirit of a dead 16 year old cheerleader slut took over her body to have sex with the son.

Go on....


As the ghost slipped inside her nubile frame she found herself yearning for the touch of a young man once more...
 
2013-05-20 10:47:38 AM  

bikerbob59: Article doesn't say how old the father is but the female is 28 and they've been in a relationship for 11 years.  So that would put her at 17 when the relationship started.


stevetherobot: I just want to point out that she's 28 and has been with her husband for 11 years.


and the boy was Five when she started with the Dad.
 
2013-05-20 10:58:44 AM  

bikerbob59: Article doesn't say how old the father is but the female is 28 and they've been in a relationship for 11 years.  So that would put her at 17 when the relationship started.


So the guy was smart enough to wait until she was 17 to start the relationship.... looks like he's one up on her.
 
2013-05-20 11:03:42 AM  
FTFAAlthough the pair had previously had a strained relationship, tickling led to kissing and then to intercourse, the prosecutor said.

Hating-farking your stepmother must be great.
 
2013-05-20 11:12:20 AM  

Slaxl: megarian: namegoeshere: If she was smart, since he obviously believes in ghosts and other paranormal shiat, she'd claim that the spirit of a dead 16 year old cheerleader slut took over her body to have sex with the son.

Go on....

As the ghost slipped inside her nubile frame she found herself yearning for the touch of a young man once more...


13.6 seconds later, the deed was done and he slowly returned to the dormant recesses of the family basement, while she halfheartedly informed him that "it was the best she ever had..."
 
2013-05-20 11:14:11 AM  
Subby ... I read your headline wrong, My eye/brain assumed another word.

You did well, Obe-sub.
 
2013-05-20 11:14:12 AM  
Great headline, subby! +1
 
2013-05-20 11:19:32 AM  

Slaxl: megarian: namegoeshere: If she was smart, since he obviously believes in ghosts and other paranormal shiat, she'd claim that the spirit of a dead 16 year old cheerleader slut took over her body to have sex with the son.

Go on....

As the ghost slipped inside her nubile frame she found herself yearning for the touch of a young man once more...


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2013-05-20 11:22:24 AM  
Geesh, the fathers an ass.
I would have just kicked her ass out, not call the cops.

Then I'd have a talk with my kid about taking my girlfriends from me.
 
2013-05-20 11:31:09 AM  

offmymeds: Slaxl: megarian: namegoeshere: If she was smart, since he obviously believes in ghosts and other paranormal shiat, she'd claim that the spirit of a dead 16 year old cheerleader slut took over her body to have sex with the son.

Go on....

As the ghost slipped inside her nubile frame she found herself yearning for the touch of a young man once more...


*snerk*
 
2013-05-20 11:34:51 AM  

EvilEgg: Ewwwww.


That depends on how they both look. In and of itself, a 27 year old and a 16 year old isn't actually unusual for human beings at all, despite what America's unhinged religious puritans would have us believe as they try and push back against the sexual liberation movement and bring us all in line with an imaginary past.
 
2013-05-20 11:38:55 AM  

mongbiohazard: EvilEgg: Ewwwww.

That depends on how they both look. In and of itself, a 27 year old and a 16 year old isn't actually unusual for human beings at all, despite what America's unhinged religious puritans would have us believe as they try and push back against the sexual liberation movement and bring us all in line with an imaginary past.


This has to be a troll. The Eww factor isn't age, it's the fact she's been with the dad for 11 years so she's been around this kid raising him since he was 5 farking years old. If you think that equals "unhinged puritanism" then you should probably stay away from any children you might have.
 
2013-05-20 11:40:02 AM  
Of course he thought the house was haunted. Every time his wife went to talk to his son he heard a strange banging noise followed by moaning. Must be ghosts.
 
2013-05-20 11:44:31 AM  
How come this never happens to Aaron on "Ghost Adventures" during lockdown?
 
2013-05-20 11:45:35 AM  

Keeve: Of course he thought the house was haunted. Every time his wife went to talk to his son he heard a strange banging noise followed by moaning. Must be ghosts.


My thoughts exactly. Couldn't possibly be she's farking my son, nope. Gotta be ghosts.
 
2013-05-20 11:46:17 AM  
Dad may want to brush up on his high school lit, specifically the legend of Oedipus, and possibly sleep with a revolver under his pillow.
 
2013-05-20 11:53:40 AM  
A MAN who set up a video camera to capture paranormal activity in his kitchen instead recorded evidence of his partner engaging in a sexual relationship with his 16-year-old son, the Supreme Court heard today.

Why did this end up at the Supreme Court, seems pretty cut and dry seeing that both parties confessed.

Does it have to do with fact that this took placed in Australia, which is upside-down, so cases start at the Supreme Court first?
 
2013-05-20 12:05:25 PM  
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2013-05-20 12:18:30 PM  

dennysgod: A MAN who set up a video camera to capture paranormal activity in his kitchen instead recorded evidence of his partner engaging in a sexual relationship with his 16-year-old son, the Supreme Court heard today.

Why did this end up at the Supreme Court, seems pretty cut and dry seeing that both parties confessed.

Does it have to do with fact that this took placed in Australia, which is upside-down, so cases start at the Supreme Court first?


Venkman, et al. vs The City of New York 467 U.S. 51 (1984).
 
2013-05-20 12:56:55 PM  
Can't release her name? She playing the tard card?
 
2013-05-20 01:10:05 PM  

ReverendJynxed: Can't release her name? She playing the tard card?


She's suspect?
 
2013-05-20 01:39:18 PM  

Electromax: mongbiohazard: EvilEgg: Ewwwww.

That depends on how they both look. In and of itself, a 27 year old and a 16 year old isn't actually unusual for human beings at all, despite what America's unhinged religious puritans would have us believe as they try and push back against the sexual liberation movement and bring us all in line with an imaginary past.

This has to be a troll. The Eww factor isn't age, it's the fact she's been with the dad for 11 years so she's been around this kid raising him since he was 5 farking years old. If you think that equals "unhinged puritanism" then you should probably stay away from any children you might have.


Thank you, I thought it was obvious.  If you've farked my Dad, I'm not interested.
 
2013-05-20 01:45:16 PM  

EvilEgg: Thank you, I thought it was obvious.  If you've farked my Dad, I'm not interested.


"It's your mom, dude!"
/ just sayin'
 
2013-05-20 02:10:06 PM  

BEER_ME_in_CT:


Bustin' makes me feel good.
 
2013-05-20 02:11:15 PM  

dennysgod: Why did this end up at the Supreme Court, seems pretty cut and dry seeing that both parties confessed.

Does it have to do with fact that this took placed in Australia, which is upside-down, so cases start at the Supreme Court first?


It's also like that in Canada. Our provincial "Supreme Court" is the normal level for serious trials (more than traffic tickets, etc).
 
2013-05-20 02:19:31 PM  

Electromax: mongbiohazard: EvilEgg: Ewwwww.

That depends on how they both look. In and of itself, a 27 year old and a 16 year old isn't actually unusual for human beings at all, despite what America's unhinged religious puritans would have us believe as they try and push back against the sexual liberation movement and bring us all in line with an imaginary past.

This has to be a troll. The Eww factor isn't age, it's the fact she's been with the dad for 11 years so she's been around this kid raising him since he was 5 farking years old. If you think that equals "unhinged puritanism" then you should probably stay away from any children you might have.


Might not be a troll, could just be someone who didn't read all of TFA and missed that part. The main point is valid, 16 and 28 aren't THAT wildly divergent, and 16 is an age of consent in  a lot of states.

That doesn't mean that I don't see your point, I'm just saying that the poster might not be trolling OR stupid, they're just making a statement. The fact of how long she's been living with the father is where it gets creepy...
 
2013-05-20 02:21:07 PM  
Crown Prosecutor Jackie Hartnett told the court in October last year the woman had gone to her stepson's room to discuss his driving lessons.

I bet he kept his hands at 10 and 2 after that...
 
2013-05-20 02:33:47 PM  
Wow a quick GIS shows there seems to be alot of websites dedicated to "research" on the farking stepmom issue.
 
2013-05-20 02:34:11 PM  

HatMadeOfAss: Slaxl: megarian: namegoeshere: If she was smart, since he obviously believes in ghosts and other paranormal shiat, she'd claim that the spirit of a dead 16 year old cheerleader slut took over her body to have sex with the son.

Go on....

As the ghost slipped inside her nubile frame she found herself yearning for the touch of a young man once more...

13.6 seconds later, the deed was done and he slowly returned to the dormant recesses of the family basement, while she halfheartedly informed him that "it was the best she ever had..."




Only if the kid goes for just one round or hadn't masturbated within the last hour. I had an adult/teacher/lover when I was twelve who helped me learn this valuable information and I thanked her many times for it.
 
2013-05-20 02:43:26 PM  
I still can't get past the fact that a dude setting up a video camera to try and find ghosts, in his own house, is the normal part of the story.
 
2013-05-20 03:23:55 PM  
Dude, remember when Missy was a senior and we were sophomores and you asked her to prom?

Shut up, Ted!
 
2013-05-20 03:33:57 PM  
", tickling led to kissing and then to intercourse "

This happened to me once... with my GF's younger sister.
 
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