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2013-05-20 08:39:11 AM  
You really should stop being this much of an immature douche after about the age of 25. I didn't get a real good look at the guy jumping on the manatee, but at a glance, he looked older than that.

Sad, really.
 
2013-05-20 09:35:38 AM  
It's slow and dumb...Imma jump on it! Hold mah beer, and watch this!
 
2013-05-20 09:36:03 AM  
Oh, the boobies.
 
2013-05-20 09:38:00 AM  

Cythraul: You really should stop being this much of an immature douche after about the age of 25. I didn't get a real good look at the guy jumping on the manatee, but at a glance, he looked older than that.

Sad, really.


25?! Really?
Wow, white folks really give themselves a pass far into adulthood.
 
2013-05-20 09:39:04 AM  

Hermione_Granger: Cythraul: You really should stop being this much of an immature douche after about the age of 25. I didn't get a real good look at the guy jumping on the manatee, but at a glance, he looked older than that.

Sad, really.

25?! Really?
Wow, white folks really give themselves a pass far into adulthood.


Have you seen the way college kids behave?
 
2013-05-20 09:39:24 AM  
Florida.
 
2013-05-20 09:40:34 AM  
Poor Kim Kardashian.
 
2013-05-20 09:40:35 AM  
They are gonna find some way to blame me for this.... Sigh
 
2013-05-20 09:40:39 AM  
30 days in jail or a $500 fine

Just a little unbalanced...
 
2013-05-20 09:42:52 AM  

Hermione_Granger: Cythraul: You really should stop being this much of an immature douche after about the age of 25. I didn't get a real good look at the guy jumping on the manatee, but at a glance, he looked older than that.

Sad, really.

25?! Really?
Wow, white folks really give themselves a pass far into adulthood.


What races are we talking about here that produce fine upstanding 25 year old gentlemen?
 
2013-05-20 09:47:41 AM  
What is so special about manatees that you can't harass them.  Are they some sort of sacred cow?
 
2013-05-20 09:48:35 AM  
And before anyone says anything, I am fully aware of the depths to which that comment is not funny.  However, I refuse to apologize.
 
2013-05-20 09:55:24 AM  

Hermione_Granger: Cythraul: You really should stop being this much of an immature douche after about the age of 25. I didn't get a real good look at the guy jumping on the manatee, but at a glance, he looked older than that.

Sad, really.

25?! Really?
Wow, white folks really give themselves a pass far into adulthood.


Just one of the many perks of being white.
 
2013-05-20 10:02:25 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: What is so special about manatees that you can't harass them.  Are they some sort of sacred cow?


If this is a serious question, the answer is something along the lines of "humans are killing them all, so don't even go near them".
 
2013-05-20 10:11:21 AM  

browntimmy: What races are we talking about here that produce fine upstanding 25 year old gentlemen?


The mountain trolls do a great job of child rearing.  Enough so that they don't need food handouts.
 
2013-05-20 10:15:26 AM  

AFKobel: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: What is so special about manatees that you can't harass them.  Are they some sort of sacred cow?

If this is a serious question, the answer is something along the lines of "humans are killing them all, so don't even go near them".


Well, you see....another common name for manatee is "cow of the sea".  I took that bit of info and I.....oh never mind.
 
2013-05-20 10:21:34 AM  
also looks like it is a mother and baby which seriously ups this guys douche status.
 
2013-05-20 10:26:50 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: AFKobel: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: What is so special about manatees that you can't harass them.  Are they some sort of sacred cow?

If this is a serious question, the answer is something along the lines of "humans are killing them all, so don't even go near them".

Well, you see....another common name for manatee is "cow of the sea".  I took that bit of info and I.....oh never mind.


I hear you.  I just wasn't sure.
 
2013-05-20 10:38:52 AM  
That douche is lucky I was busy that day.
 
2013-05-20 10:39:01 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: What is so special about manatees that you can't harass them.  Are they some sort of sacred cow?


Because if you harass them, they'll explode.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-20 10:40:44 AM  
Frat boys out hogging again?
 
2013-05-20 10:43:29 AM  
I am pledging $50 to the manatee/headlazer kickstarter.
 
2013-05-20 11:16:11 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: What is so special about manatees that you can't harass them.  Are they some sort of sacred cow?


Because harassing wild animals is fun and hilarious?
 
2013-05-20 11:23:21 AM  
Am I in before Dr. Dugong?
 
2013-05-20 11:44:24 AM  
What a bunch of jack@sses.
 
2013-05-20 11:47:12 AM  

serfdood: Poor Kim Kardashian.


And her little sis.
 
2013-05-20 12:04:42 PM  

Cythraul: You really should stop being this much of an immature douche after about the age of 25. I didn't get a real good look at the guy jumping on the manatee, but at a glance, he looked older than that.

Sad, really.


I grew up in Brevard county. I do not live there anymore, but I still work in the area.
Brevard has vast platoons of nasty, no-talent druggie douchebags and other trainwrecks who like nothing better than to have fun at your expense. I must say we couldn't get uglier mugshots if we went to central casting.

Back in the 80's we used to feed the manatees fresh water from a garden hose, throw lettuce to them (I've recently heard that you can't do that anymore). But we always knew it was illegal to touch or harass them. This farktard obviously doesn't know the rules or dosen't care (probably the latter).
 
2013-05-20 12:08:44 PM  

abhorrent1: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: What is so special about manatees that you can't harass them.  Are they some sort of sacred cow?

Because harassing wild animals is fun and hilarious?


Really? Did you not read that it was just a terrible play on words?  If not, see above and try to keep up.
 
2013-05-20 12:14:52 PM  

fiddle-faddle: Back in the 80's we used to feed the manatees fresh water from a garden hose, throw lettuce to them (I've recently heard that you can't do that anymore). But we always knew it was illegal to touch or harass them. This farktard obviously doesn't know the rules or dosen't care (probably the latter).


What does that do to them? They'd eat the lettuce, would they not? And fresh water? So basically you were just giving them a snack and something to drink?
 
2013-05-20 12:19:31 PM  

Cythraul: fiddle-faddle: Back in the 80's we used to feed the manatees fresh water from a garden hose, throw lettuce to them (I've recently heard that you can't do that anymore). But we always knew it was illegal to touch or harass them. This farktard obviously doesn't know the rules or dosen't care (probably the latter).

What does that do to them? They'd eat the lettuce, would they not? And fresh water? So basically you were just giving them a snack and something to drink?


I would guess it would lead to incidents like this video.  Kind of like baiting deer.
 
2013-05-20 12:38:46 PM  

lack of warmth: Cythraul: fiddle-faddle: Back in the 80's we used to feed the manatees fresh water from a garden hose, throw lettuce to them (I've recently heard that you can't do that anymore). But we always knew it was illegal to touch or harass them. This farktard obviously doesn't know the rules or dosen't care (probably the latter).

What does that do to them? They'd eat the lettuce, would they not? And fresh water? So basically you were just giving them a snack and something to drink?

I would guess it would lead to incidents like this video.  Kind of like baiting deer.


I think that would be the case, as it conditions them to associate humans and food. When I was a teenager I always thought it harmless to give them the fresh water (I think anything that spent months immersed in that river would be looking for some fresh water). Apparently this is also against the rules, and has been on the books since the 70's.
 
2013-05-20 09:24:11 PM  
I expected hecklers at a fattie forum
 
2013-05-20 11:44:48 PM  
I noticed that the video had the same retarded moronic laugh that seems to accompany all videos of this type.

Of course, when they catch these asshats and haul them into court, they'll all be wearing dress shirts and ties that don't seem to fit right, and they'll all be very remorseful.

You see a lot of this kind of crap in Florida. There's something about almost-year-round summer weather that turns some people into absolute social retards... and it's not just the younglings, either.

I think Johnny Knoxville and the Jackass folks should do a "special episode" where they put these three retards down in the water and have a bunch of morbidly obese people jump in on top of them, over and over again, until they're bleeding from their lungs and their asses.
 
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