If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(TMZ)   Taylor Swift fan arrested for trying to break into her Rhode Island home. Couple now dating, break up scheduled for Tuesday, new song to be released on Wednesday   (tmz.com) divider line 45
    More: Dumbass, Taylor Swift, Rhode Island  
•       •       •

1412 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 20 May 2013 at 9:47 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



45 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2013-05-20 08:43:03 AM
She knew he was trouble when he broke in.
 
2013-05-20 09:53:18 AM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-20 09:55:11 AM
I get it!  It's because she made that one song.
 
2013-05-20 10:01:44 AM
Can't really say I blame the guy...
cdn02.cdn.justjared.com

... she cleans up pretty nice.
 
2013-05-20 10:16:54 AM

LonMead: Can't really say I blame the guy...
[cdn02.cdn.justjared.com image 850x1151]

... she cleans up pretty nice.


She looks like a dang RealDoll in that picture...

/yes, very yes.
 
2013-05-20 10:16:55 AM

LonMead: ... she cleans up pretty nice.


Cleans up? I've only seen her clean. Do you have any pictures of her dirty?
 
2013-05-20 10:18:50 AM

theurge14: I get it!  It's because she made that one song.


One?
 
2013-05-20 10:21:55 AM
The guy just wanted to find out if she wears granny panties.

I bet she does.
 
2013-05-20 10:22:15 AM
Why bother with her?
She won't put out.
 
2013-05-20 10:24:15 AM

Wellon Dowd: LonMead: ... she cleans up pretty nice.

Cleans up? I've only seen her clean. Do you have any pictures of her dirty?


Sand counts, right?
4.bp.blogspot.com

You can't see any more until I leak them to Vivid Pictures.
 
2013-05-20 10:26:01 AM

Wellon Dowd: Do you have any pictures of her dirty?


This is her dirty look

www.tvfoodanddrink.com
 
2013-05-20 10:26:59 AM
'cause Friday she's in love??

img18.imageshack.us

I would decimate her....
 
2013-05-20 10:31:33 AM
Gee, thanks, Subby. Now you've got me thinking up a parody song in Swift's style, dedicating each verse to a day in a week-long relationship.

Just shoot me now. Or put me in touch with Swift's agent so I can sell them the rights while failing to tell them it's a joke. Either one, really.
 
2013-05-20 10:33:08 AM
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2013-05-20 10:33:28 AM
Stepford looking twunt was on the TeeVee on 2 different networks last night
 
2013-05-20 10:33:44 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: 'cause Friday she's in love??


Thanks, now I have that farking Cure song stuck in my head.
 
2013-05-20 10:44:35 AM
Taylor is getting hotter every day, maybe it's time to realize that making of her for being in break ups is like making fun of water being wet. At least she didn't  hook up with Kevin Federline.
She can have her choice so let her pick and choose for awhile.
 
2013-05-20 11:06:44 AM
WHAT IF TAYLOR SWIFT

(confused Keanu face)

DROVE HER CAR SLOWLY?
 
2013-05-20 11:11:49 AM
wait, she lives in Rhode Island.
 
2013-05-20 11:27:23 AM

smoky2010: wait, she lives in Rhode Island.


Just bought a house in Watch Hill.

The cops saw someone getting into the ocean at 2:00AM?  Whole story seems weird.
 
2013-05-20 11:37:27 AM
I used to live there.
You won't find a nicer group of defecated law enforcement unprofessionals.
 
2013-05-20 11:40:14 AM

vudukungfu: I used to live there.
You won't find a nicer group of defecated law enforcement unprofessionals.


Westerly cops are bad but SK cops are the absolute worst.
 
2013-05-20 11:45:00 AM

Gunny Highway: vudukungfu: I used to live there.
You won't find a nicer group of defecated law enforcement unprofessionals.

Westerly cops are bad but SK cops are the absolute worst.


SK have more places to make you disappear with out witnesses.
I do agree, though.
Show me an honest cop in RI and I'll show you a flaw in the universe.
 
2013-05-20 11:45:35 AM

theurge14: WHAT IF TAYLOR SWIFT

(confused Keanu face)

DROVE HER CAR SLOWLY?


i.qkme.me
 
2013-05-20 11:48:44 AM

vudukungfu: Gunny Highway: vudukungfu: I used to live there.
You won't find a nicer group of defecated law enforcement unprofessionals.

Westerly cops are bad but SK cops are the absolute worst.

SK have more places to make you disappear with out witnesses.
I do agree, though.
Show me an honest cop in RI and I'll show you a flaw in the universe.


i.dailymail.co.uk

Just cuz
 
2013-05-20 11:48:53 AM

vudukungfu: I used to live there.
You won't find a nicer group of defecated law enforcement unprofessionals.


This.
I live in CT, but work mostly around Westerly. The cops here are awful. Bored, stupid and useless, with the worst attitudes you could imagine.
 
2013-05-20 11:49:05 AM

Gunny Highway: smoky2010: wait, she lives in Rhode Island.

Just bought a house in Watch Hill.

The cops saw someone getting into the ocean at 2:00AM?  Whole story seems weird.


I go to watch hill a lot. maybe I'll see her there.
 
2013-05-20 12:02:16 PM
www.tvfoodanddrink.com www.repeatfanzine.co.uk
 
2013-05-20 12:03:06 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: 'cause Friday she's in love??

[img18.imageshack.us image 594x395]

I would decimate her....


Go for it, then maybe she will stop holler'n like a cat in heat and i can finally get some damn sleep.
 
2013-05-20 12:10:05 PM
I'd hit it so hard, she'd write a Wagnerian Ring Cycle.
 
2013-05-20 12:16:51 PM
The dude swam 2 miles when he should have used a Swift Boat.
 
2013-05-20 12:19:18 PM

dryknife: The dude swam 2 miles when he should have used a Swift Boat.


A young fan gets Swift-boated.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-20 12:35:38 PM

Wellon Dowd: dryknife: The dude swam 2 miles when he should have used a Swift Boat.

A young fan gets Swift-boated.

[i.imgur.com image 336x188]


That's more of getting pontoon'd since there's a ton of space between two small outliers.
 
2013-05-20 12:40:30 PM

Wellon Dowd: dryknife: The dude swam 2 miles when he should have used a Swift Boat.

A young fan gets Swift-boated.


Yet the young fan had the audacity to turn away at the last moment, avoisioning the swift-boat. She must like cock-gobbling too much.
 
2013-05-20 12:54:50 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 442x600]
[i.imgur.com image 339x800]
[i.imgur.com image 565x847]


I has a sad. Looks more and more like she did get the boob job.
 
2013-05-20 01:32:02 PM

doczoidberg: The guy just wanted to find out if she wears granny panties.

I bet she does.


On top of the fact she's got a bit of the crazies those granny shorts look ridiculous.
 
2013-05-20 01:59:04 PM

LewDux:  


THATS IT_!!!!!

Never could figure out who she looked like.
 
2013-05-20 02:02:06 PM

theurge14: I get it!  It's because she made that one song.


One song?

Taylor Swift Boyfriend Timeline and their Songs
 
2013-05-20 02:39:50 PM

Rent Party: theurge14: I get it!  It's because she made that one song.

One song?

Taylor Swift Boyfriend Timeline and their Songs


Okay, that is just sad.  I'm not going through that slideshow again, but it appeared her longest relationship was 4 months.  I suppose she is only 22 or whatever, but damn has she had a slew of dudes.
 
2013-05-20 02:40:12 PM
Great he just gave her next album.
 
2013-05-20 02:41:03 PM
She must be a test tube baby, won't let anyone see her belly button because she doesn't have one!!!
 
2013-05-20 03:53:22 PM

MichiganFTL: Wellon Dowd: dryknife: The dude swam 2 miles when he should have used a Swift Boat.

A young fan gets Swift-boated.

[i.imgur.com image 336x188]

That's more of getting pontoon'd since there's a ton of space between two small outliers.


The guy above you made an actual joke.  Your comment stinks of "me too" meets studman.
 
2013-05-20 05:45:27 PM
I love tall woman so would totally want to be with Taylor. Actually just shot a model last week who has her same build.  Don't know why but tall girls just win me over.
 
2013-05-20 06:26:35 PM

tchau: I love tall woman so would totally want to be with Taylor. Actually just shot a model last week who has her same build.  Don't know why but tall girls just win me over.


This wouldn't have happened if they gave FARKers proper background checks...
 
2013-05-20 06:37:27 PM

peterthx: tchau: I love tall woman so would totally want to be with Taylor. Actually just shot a model last week who has her same build.  Don't know why but tall girls just win me over.

This wouldn't have happened if they gave FARKers proper background checks...


I buleave in muh 2nd amendmetnth rights.
 
Displayed 45 of 45 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report